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asexual avocado (she/her)
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Hi, I’m ace and proud :) I’m not broken like some people believe, and all ace people are valid!
asexual avocado (she/her) • upvoted 5 items 2 years ago
Coping-Mechanisms-Developed-In-Childhood
Or shutting down because you have to work out the 'perfect response' in real-time. And no, screaming at me for being quiet will not make this process go any faster or help to resolve the mind-numbing panic that triggered it in the first place.
Kind Of A Vent, Kind Of A Question (Read The Description)
Since you haven’t been late once and you are both getting straight A’s, I think it’s pretty unreasonable that your parents feel the need to control your weekends too. I don’t think it’s wrong to be mad at them about this, but it sounds like they run a pretty tight ship. Maybe you could suggest a compromise: you and your sister go to bed a little earlier on school nights so you stop hitting the snooze button so much and maybe you’ll get your weekends back. Good Luck!Show All 5 Upvotes
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asexual avocado (she/her) • upvoted 23 items 3 years ago
1 Year Ago This Saturday I Came Home With An Empty Cat Carrier After Helping To Release My Best Friend From A 2 Year Battle With Terminal Cancer. I Worked On This Piece Through Tears That Week, And Just Got The Frame Back In Time To Hang It In His Memory For The One Year Anniversary
Hey Pandas, What’s The Craziest Moment You’ve Experienced While On A School Trip?
An end of year class trip to a manmade beach. If anyone has been to a manmade swimming hold you'll know how cold the water is in the middle of summer. It's freezing. Despite a cold, windy day the school still decided to take us as planned, anyways. We all tried to go into the water. We could only do so for a short period of time. Except the one guy who was determined to get the most out of the trip by staying the water for most of the time. Now, the cold can start feeling warm when hypothermia kicks in. I'm guessing that's what happened and why he felt okay to stay in the water. Until he came out. This kid was blue in the face. We had to return back to the school early. On the way back the school bus had to stop so he could throw up. He was shaking and blue the whole time. That was the first time I've seen actual hypothermia in real life. Another trip was at a physio rehabilitation centre in a hospital. We were learning about the dangers of drunk and careless driving, first aid and all that. For some reason, in the middle of a CPR dummy demo our teacher blacked out and fell face forward like a tree. Pretty coincidental we were at a hospital. He told the nurses he was so embarrassed that happened in front of the class.
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asexual avocado (she/her) • upvoted 8 items 2 years ago
Coping-Mechanisms-Developed-In-Childhood
Or shutting down because you have to work out the 'perfect response' in real-time. And no, screaming at me for being quiet will not make this process go any faster or help to resolve the mind-numbing panic that triggered it in the first place.Kind Of A Vent, Kind Of A Question (Read The Description)
Since you haven’t been late once and you are both getting straight A’s, I think it’s pretty unreasonable that your parents feel the need to control your weekends too. I don’t think it’s wrong to be mad at them about this, but it sounds like they run a pretty tight ship. Maybe you could suggest a compromise: you and your sister go to bed a little earlier on school nights so you stop hitting the snooze button so much and maybe you’ll get your weekends back. Good Luck! asexual avocado (she/her) • upvoted 12 items 3 years ago
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