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Hi, I’m ace and proud :) I’m not broken like some people believe, and all ace people are valid!

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asexual avocado (she/her) • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

Melon Flavored Jellyfish's Mom Says The Gates Are Open

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

I'm growing concern that I can relate to more than 10 posts here. (>_>)

Melon Flavored Jellyfish's Mom Says The Gates Are Open

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

I'm growing concern that I can relate to more than 10 posts here. (>_>)

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

I do this. I thought it was normal, huh.

Coping-Mechanisms-Developed-In-Childhood

Or shutting down because you have to work out the 'perfect response' in real-time. And no, screaming at me for being quiet will not make this process go any faster or help to resolve the mind-numbing panic that triggered it in the first place.

Kind Of A Vent, Kind Of A Question (Read The Description)

Since you haven’t been late once and you are both getting straight A’s, I think it’s pretty unreasonable that your parents feel the need to control your weekends too. I don’t think it’s wrong to be mad at them about this, but it sounds like they run a pretty tight ship. Maybe you could suggest a compromise: you and your sister go to bed a little earlier on school nights so you stop hitting the snooze button so much and maybe you’ll get your weekends back. Good Luck!

50 Times A Comment Was So Good, It Made Its Way Onto The 'Comment Awards' Instagram Account

In Texas you don't say "women have the right to choose" you say "pro life" which means, "we are going to force you to have a child but we are not going to take care of it". Isn't that amazing?

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asexual avocado (she/her) • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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asexual avocado (she/her) • commented on 10 posts 3 years ago

36 People Share What Traits Show A Person Wasn't Loved By Their Parents Enough As A Child

I do this...

50 Photos Of Unique People's Features Because Of Their Rare Genetics (New Pics)

Me too!

36 People Share What Traits Show A Person Wasn't Loved By Their Parents Enough As A Child

I do this...

50 Photos Of Unique People's Features Because Of Their Rare Genetics (New Pics)

Me too!

24 Of The Most Irritating Things About Women's Clothing

It's SO ANNOYING, I can never match my pants to my shirt because the difference in color stands out too much

50 Homemade Meals That Would Make Any High-Class Restaurant Proud, As Shared On This Online Group With 21M+ Members

My grandpa can do this and no matter how many times l watch him, how he can do it still remains a mystery...

50 Homemade Meals That Would Make Any High-Class Restaurant Proud, As Shared On This Online Group With 21M+ Members

I love baklava, l'd probably eat the whole thing in just one sitting

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asexual avocado (she/her) • upvoted 22 items 3 years ago

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

Car designed for English people who enjoy driving down twisty country lanes vs trucks designed for Americans with big, straight roads and small ego's

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

It's absolutely disgusting that the female handball team were fined for wearing similar to the men's instead of their usual bikini style clothes. The committee in charge of those rules should be ashamed of themselves.

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

Car designed for English people who enjoy driving down twisty country lanes vs trucks designed for Americans with big, straight roads and small ego's

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

40 Times Designers Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned When Creating Them, As Shared On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

I love not having kids.

Hey Pandas, Post The 5th Image In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

New career!!

40 Funny Posts From People Who Actually Want The Summer To Be Over

I second that emotion.

40 Funny Posts From People Who Actually Want The Summer To Be Over

I like the break of summer, but I HATE the heat and weather and mosquitoes. Fall/winter is the superior season

People-Who-Hate-Summer-Cant-Wait-For-Fall

24 Of The Most Irritating Things About Women's Clothing

For me it's shorts. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like it's either awkward knee length, or practically underwear.

Multicolour Kitty. Am I Good??

They Now Will Have British Accents In My Head

Don't Think I'll Be Freed, But Maybe I'll Get Points For A Sob Story?

Women Share What Made Them Realize Their Boyfriend Or Husband Didn't Even Like Them (30 Tweets)

I know some commenters are going to work themselves into a lather over this, but I don’t care. If it was me, and I was in med school, got pregnant, and the douche I was dating said something like that to me, I would have an abortion. I would not want his child, definitely would not want anything that would obligate me to have anything to do with him ever again. He would be totally cut out of my life. I would wait to have a child with someone wonderful who would be totally worth the wait.

Women Share What Made Them Realize Their Boyfriend Or Husband Didn't Even Like Them (30 Tweets)

One of my coworker's sisters was married to a military guy that was such a scum bucket that he expected his wife to give him sex the day after she came home from giving birth to his son. She refused. A few weeks later, he was caught sneaking in through the bedroom window of a neighborhood girl (15 y.o.) and attempting to rape her. He was arrested, dishonorably discharged, convicted and sent to federal jail for 15 years. She divorced him and filed for sole custody of their son. She also has a restraining order against him and his family which she renews each year. And if that doesn't shock you enough...dude thought he could get away with all of this knowing that his father-in-law was a deputy warden at the local men's prison......

Women Share What Made Them Realize Their Boyfriend Or Husband Didn't Even Like Them (30 Tweets)

If you've never had anxiety or a panic attack it can seem like childishness to witness someone break down over a simple task, but my god the distress is so real (and we are usually perfectly aware it is also irrational).

Disney Stained Glass Project, Complete! Still Can't Believe That I Did This!

1 Year Ago This Saturday I Came Home With An Empty Cat Carrier After Helping To Release My Best Friend From A 2 Year Battle With Terminal Cancer. I Worked On This Piece Through Tears That Week, And Just Got The Frame Back In Time To Hang It In His Memory For The One Year Anniversary

Finally Got Around To Finishing This One!

I Stitched The Representation Of The Quarantine Mood

50 Homemade Meals That Would Make Any High-Class Restaurant Proud, As Shared On This Online Group With 21M+ Members

Wow! Does anyone see a face in the center piece? Long red hair?

50 Times People Called Out Blatantly Sexist Things That Are Still Prevalent In Society (New Pics)

People who expect older siblings to look after younger ones PISS ME OFF!! And not just because elder siblings can be shitty, resentful caregivers, who sure didn't plan on being stuck with a rug rat so soon.

Hey Pandas, What’s The Craziest Moment You’ve Experienced While On A School Trip?

An end of year class trip to a manmade beach. If anyone has been to a manmade swimming hold you'll know how cold the water is in the middle of summer. It's freezing. Despite a cold, windy day the school still decided to take us as planned, anyways. We all tried to go into the water. We could only do so for a short period of time. Except the one guy who was determined to get the most out of the trip by staying the water for most of the time. Now, the cold can start feeling warm when hypothermia kicks in. I'm guessing that's what happened and why he felt okay to stay in the water. Until he came out. This kid was blue in the face. We had to return back to the school early. On the way back the school bus had to stop so he could throw up. He was shaking and blue the whole time. That was the first time I've seen actual hypothermia in real life. Another trip was at a physio rehabilitation centre in a hospital. We were learning about the dangers of drunk and careless driving, first aid and all that. For some reason, in the middle of a CPR dummy demo our teacher blacked out and fell face forward like a tree. Pretty coincidental we were at a hospital. He told the nurses he was so embarrassed that happened in front of the class.