42 - I wake up with bodily injuries from sleeping.

Just because a woman is nice to you, it doesn’t mean she’s flirting with/interested you. Literally the most basic thing humans can do is be kind to others and make them feel interesting, important, good about themselves.. but men commonly take this the wrong way and interpret it as being flirtatious or that it means we’re interested in something more. Like no dude, it’s just basic human decency, calm your tits.

When you call an emergency number, the first words out of your mouth should be your location/address. That way, if you get cut off they at least know where to look for you.

Treat every gun as if it’s loaded.

llllPsychoCircus replied:

Proper weapons handling according to the Marine Corps

Rule 1: Treat every weapon as if it were loaded.

Rule 2: Never point a weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot.

Rule 3: Keep your finger straight and off the trigger, until you are ready to fire.

Rule 4: Keep the weapon on safe, until you intend to fire

Rule 5: Know what lies beyond and between you and your target.