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Bored Retsuko • commented on 5 posts 8 hours ago

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

People spreading this meme without realizing how privileged they are having grown up in a home with a yard or garden...

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Can confirm.

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

People spreading this meme without realizing how privileged they are having grown up in a home with a yard or garden...

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Can confirm.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Seriously, who thinks that?

30 Brilliantly Designed Infographics That Will Actually Teach You Something

A fantastic graphic with silly censorship. And they even forgot to censor the title, lol.

30 Brilliantly Designed Infographics That Will Actually Teach You Something

Can't upvote this enough.

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Bored Retsuko • upvoted 25 items 9 hours ago

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

i actually bought one recently

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

My mom had this!

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

i actually bought one recently

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

My mom had this!

30 Brilliantly Designed Infographics That Will Actually Teach You Something

Yeah, and can we add one for OCD, "liking everything to be lined up just so" c/w "a crippling illness that compels the sufferer to do things over and over again to relieve their anxiety to an extent that interferes with a normal life".

32 Abandoned Places That Time Has Transformed Into Art

These were absolutely fabulous - thanks!

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

TP has many uses.

30 Brilliantly Designed Infographics That Will Actually Teach You Something

This is lovely!

30 Brilliantly Designed Infographics That Will Actually Teach You Something

Psychologist here. This.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

A lot of Dads think that their daughters aren't really people. Daughters are to reflect on their Dads image and be quiet, respectful, neat and tidy. They are not to make scenes, be disrespecful, or disobedient. Consideration of others and being helpful are ingrained. We wonder why women feel inferior.

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

I still have mine

Curiosities

32 Abandoned Places That Time Has Transformed Into Art

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

This was a blast! Very fun. Thanks.

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

I had the accessory that you could hook up the CD player to your cassette player.

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

Clackers. Problem was if you got too energetic with them, the plastic could splinter and send sharp splinters toward faces and eyes.

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

They were dyed red to hide discoloration on the shell from the drying process and make them look more attractive.

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

Title is not a lie. Not touched play-doh in a long time and I still remember the smell.

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

Ditto = said

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

But know your audience first. This could send someone (regardless of who) down a further anger spiral.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

True, however people who are pregnant, menstruating, or breastfeeding lose iron in the process & often don't get enough to replace it.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

👍

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

I knew from the start which way they're stuck. I mean, can you *imagine* sticking it the other way? Eeeew, ew, ew, ew! (shivers violently)

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Whenever soneone tells me that I come as close as I've ever come to busting someone in the jaw.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Not me

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Bored Retsuko • upvoted 10 items 1 day ago

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

You sound a lot condescending, you know. If I get more emotional (whatever the emotion is, anger, joy, irritation whatever) during some days of the months, you can bet that whatever has made me feel that emotion, it would have done it also during all the other days of the month. Just because my hormones are making me feel that emotion more strongly, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't have felt it regardless

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Just be glad your girlfriend is cleaning her behind properly and leave it at that.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Just be glad your girlfriend is cleaning her behind properly and leave it at that.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

A lot of these seems like girlfriend 101, basic stuff that every boyfriend should know.... give us the professional knowledge. And the easter eggs =)

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Especially if you're fat, because since your thighs touch when you're sitting, pee gets on them so you really have to use a lot of toiler paper to wipe it all or just not have your hand drenched in pee. (Not very glamour I know but hey, everyone pee)

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

A bit sad that you have to be with a woman to learn about that, but at least that's a good step forward !

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

I refuse to believe than any man with enough experience to know that they have adhesive on them would actually thin this were the case.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Not true.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Lose the "just" please. Emotions are just as real regardless of what is affecting your brain chemical balance...

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Everybody needs iron.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Quite so. Like several others here.

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Bored Retsuko • submitted 9 new posts 2 years ago

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Bored Retsuko • commented on 5 posts 8 hours ago

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

People spreading this meme without realizing how privileged they are having grown up in a home with a yard or garden...

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Can confirm.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Seriously, who thinks that?

30 Brilliantly Designed Infographics That Will Actually Teach You Something

A fantastic graphic with silly censorship. And they even forgot to censor the title, lol.

30 Brilliantly Designed Infographics That Will Actually Teach You Something

Can't upvote this enough.

Bored Retsuko • commented on 15 posts 1 day ago

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

☆Genetics☆

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

And VaSeLiNe

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

Stop demonizing medication.

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

"Replacing every cream and serum with Vaseline" Please don't.

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

It's very helpful for people who *need* it and get it prescribed, can we please not demonize medication, thank you.

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

Maybe OP breaks out from her cleaning products?

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

Lol, very realistic

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

Also, what doctor will actually perform a surgery on a person without seeing their age and medical record?

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

And makes you wake up to pee, yay.

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

HAHAHAHA

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

Different hair types exist. Some people have super oily, non-porous hair and you just need to wash it, there's no way around.

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

It does have some risks and side effects but there's no need to demonize it like that.

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

"The version of you that doesn't wear makeup/flattering clothes/hairstyles deserves the same amount of love and respect." - No s**t. And what if others don't give you what you "deserve"? OP lives in Lala Land.

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

And trying to get a new job doesn't stress you?

30 Posts And Memes About The Wild '90s That Today’s Kids Probably Wouldn’t Understand (New Pics)

Uphill in the snow, too.

Bored Retsuko • upvoted 20 items 11 hours ago

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

This was a blast! Very fun. Thanks.

Found One In The Wild

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

Ditto = said

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

Clackers. Problem was if you got too energetic with them, the plastic could splinter and send sharp splinters toward faces and eyes.

Yes I Am!

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

They were dyed red to hide discoloration on the shell from the drying process and make them look more attractive.

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

I still have mine

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

I had the accessory that you could hook up the CD player to your cassette player.

Already In The Museum

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

Title is not a lie. Not touched play-doh in a long time and I still remember the smell.

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

i actually bought one recently

“Heck, I’m Old”: 50 Posts From People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now (New Pics)

My mom had this!

My Grandmother Had One Of These Cork Coaster Caddies. I Don’t Recall Why, But I Was Fascinated With It When I Was Young

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

A lot of these seems like girlfriend 101, basic stuff that every boyfriend should know.... give us the professional knowledge. And the easter eggs =)

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I am an idiot.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Same.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

TP has many uses.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

👍

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Just be glad your girlfriend is cleaning her behind properly and leave it at that.

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