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Bored Retsuko • upvoted 39 items 10 hours ago

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Italian as a Chicago Town pizza. ;-)

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

We need to take our food production and distribution back from the corporations. Access to food is a right! For humans and animals!

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Italian as a Chicago Town pizza. ;-)

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

We need to take our food production and distribution back from the corporations. Access to food is a right! For humans and animals!

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

Starting by saying that my command of Japanese, oral or written, is nil. That said we spent two weeks in Japan recently (amazing btw). Here is my favorite menu item that we saw! https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/IMG_9952-677969a4e9a00-jpeg.jpg

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

No I don't, I really wish I did, though. 😂😂

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Many people in the US don’t realise there an whole other world out there

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

Wait, when did BP change from "this list has been shortened, but click here to see the content that was deemed not so good" to "pay extra to see the content we cut because it was the bottom of our list"? And am I the only one to think that's just plain stupid? 🤣🤣🤣

“Not Being Bathed”: 40 Signs The Kids Are Not Alright Because Of Bad Parenting

Or so uninvolved in their kid's life that they're unaware of just how much of a jerk their kid actually is.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

There are four provinces, Ulster, Munster, Leinster and Connaught (Con-naut pronunciation). Munster in Germany is a lovely town,I used to take my daughter to the zoo when we lived in Germany.

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

Maybe I'll seem like a killjoy, but I'm just grateful that they make the time and effort to translate to English. Must be quite frustrating knowing that English speakers generally expect everywhere else to know some English.

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

I want the Gorgeous Soup.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Holy guacamole. Astonishingly stupid.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Not true, some of us use oxen. Dragons in Wales obviously.

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

LOL...

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Wait till they find out that there is a Paris, France and not just a Paris, Texas.

“Not Being Bathed”: 40 Signs The Kids Are Not Alright Because Of Bad Parenting

Can confirm, my brother, sister and I are on the spectrum and we all flinch at random stuff.

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

"Go please yourself" sounds like the Canadian way of saying "f**k off."

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

And these people have the right to carry a gun and vote.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

And Rome was not built in a day

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Try it and see.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

With no context this is just confusing.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Absolutely zero history classes, then? Ever?

“Not Being Bathed”: 40 Signs The Kids Are Not Alright Because Of Bad Parenting

At least he was self-aware enough to actually realize it. Most of them don’t because they always think they’re absolute saints who are always right and simply incapable of making mistakes or doing anything wrong. Most of them go to their graves thoroughly convinced they were wonderful parents and it’s their kids who were the bad ones, who left home and never contacted them again. That was my parents. Funny that they didn’t understand that, if all FIVE of your children leave home and never look back that maybe, just maybe, the problem isn’t them; the problem is YOU. Hope your father was the exception and made an honest effort to mend his ways after that—-and stuck to it.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

To be fair, I was quite grown up before I twigged why my friends from across the pond always qualified the French capital as "Paris, France". I mean, if you have one as well, it makes sense.

“Not Being Bathed”: 40 Signs The Kids Are Not Alright Because Of Bad Parenting

Neglect can also have negative mental and physical effects as well. Many neglected kids fall behind developmentally because of it. Poor diet, erratic and disrupted sleep patterns, constant conflict or negative/illegal behavior by the parents in front of the kid(s), violence around them and/or directed toward them, lack of medical care, you name it. No matter how fast they have to grow up if they’re raised in bad homes, children are not equipped to bring themselves up, ffs.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

I found the Portuguese sense of humour very like the British

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Oh no I'm snort-laughing my sandwich now...

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Silly goose. It's on the other flat side.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

I am German and boy do I get hangovers

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

What is it with Americans and the inherent lack of a basic grasp of geography? O_o

“Not Being Bathed”: 40 Signs The Kids Are Not Alright Because Of Bad Parenting

When I was a kid, at the dinner table one night, I made a comment about something. My dad went to scratch his head, but I "flinched", thinking I was about to be hit again. My dad looked at me with a look on his face that I will never forget. It was like in that moment he realized who he was. I was name after a brother of his that he killed in a hunting accident. No wonder he couldn't look at me.

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

It's phonetically correct.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Wot ?

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

It's for Jamaican persons about to do an immoral act.

“Not Being Bathed”: 40 Signs The Kids Are Not Alright Because Of Bad Parenting

Bad parenting can still be done by good people in bad circumstances.

“Not Being Bathed”: 40 Signs The Kids Are Not Alright Because Of Bad Parenting

Autistic kids will too.

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Bored Retsuko • commented on a post 11 hours ago

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

Absolutely not the only one.

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Bored Retsuko • commented on a post 11 hours ago

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

Absolutely not the only one.

Bored Retsuko • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

30 Times ‘Starter Pack’ Memes Took No Prisoners And Left Everyone Roasted (New Pics)

And the Tuesday? 🤔

30 Times ‘Starter Pack’ Memes Took No Prisoners And Left Everyone Roasted (New Pics)

Selfie Robot, lol

Bored Retsuko • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

Symbols Around Us: Guess The Real Meaning Of 30 Well-Known Icons

And I overthought π, panicked, and picked the wrong answer. -- same, lol!

Symbols Around Us: Guess The Real Meaning Of 30 Well-Known Icons

24 / 30 oh well.

“Best Decision Of My Life”: 50 Of The Most Wholesome Adoption Pics From This December

Piggiiieees

Bored Retsuko • commented on 6 posts 3 days ago

“I Just Want My Wife Back”: 30 Wild Secrets People Kept From Their Loved Ones

"and looking back, I wish I did"? Sounds like the wife's suspicions weren't even that unreasonable

“I Just Want My Wife Back”: 30 Wild Secrets People Kept From Their Loved Ones

Who tells their partner to "pull yourself together" first? Wtf, just give her a hug?!

“I Just Want My Wife Back”: 30 Wild Secrets People Kept From Their Loved Ones

I don't like this one. The husband shouldn't have shown any sadness, especially not when she was just about to have the abortion. Why make her feel bad for something they've reasonably decided to do.

“Had To Do A Double Take”: 30 Confusing Pics That Prove It’s All About Perspective (New Pics)

This could be an album cover!

“Had To Do A Double Take”: 30 Confusing Pics That Prove It’s All About Perspective (New Pics)

:-/

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"Duz it hert" lol

Bored Retsuko • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

35 Funny And Relatable Memes To Kick Off 2025 With A Good Laugh (New Pics)

😲

35 Funny And Relatable Memes To Kick Off 2025 With A Good Laugh (New Pics)

One of the crappiest things about winter, lol

35 Funny And Relatable Memes To Kick Off 2025 With A Good Laugh (New Pics)

I'm excited about a cleaning product I bought. Does that count as adulting?

Bored Retsuko • commented on 5 posts 5 days ago

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

Oh, I have. I'll wait until the other person ends it, then feel bad because I must have taken too much of their time.

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

I would add some soft cheese (Philadelphia).

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

Accurate!

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

True.

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

Same here 🖐

Bored Retsuko • upvoted 20 items 11 hours ago

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Oh yeah, especially here in Germany no one is allowed to say what they think. Say the people that think that no one is allowed to say what they think.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Note how you have to mangle the name to get past Lithuanian censors.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Wait until they realise there is a country called N.i.g.e.r

"No Europe Is More Walkable Because It's Socialist And Therefore Poor"

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

If I get BP premium will this one vanish?

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

The heritage part is stupid enough but did they really need the corporate logo? Lol.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Who gives an obese rodent's r****m ?

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

That's poetic.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Since when is Scandanavia not in Europe? And Europe is a big place....

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

After having my DNA tested two years ago, the lab has changed it my estimated origins twice. There's only so much laser treatment I can afford.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

The day before you get an email saying that they got your results mixed up.

"Inc*st Is Literally Celebrated In Europe So I'm Not Surprised At All " (Talking About Completely Normal Age Gaps. Again)

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Wait until they find out we're teaching his kids Arabic numbers.

British Customs

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

What a twat.

“Why Do We Think Of Knights As Being On Horseback When Horses Are From North America”

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

We need to take our food production and distribution back from the corporations. Access to food is a right! For humans and animals!

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Wot ?

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

The scary thing is that the poor deluded fools believe this

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Not true, some of us use oxen. Dragons in Wales obviously.

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