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WoodenLion

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WoodenLion • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

“It Was Enraging And Sad”: Nurses Expose The Worst Dads They’ve Seen In A Delivery Room

my daughter had sex at 13 she told me later in life. i don't know if it was unfortunate, but it made me sad.

“It Was Enraging And Sad”: Nurses Expose The Worst Dads They’ve Seen In A Delivery Room

medical term for 'ball sack'.

“It Was Enraging And Sad”: Nurses Expose The Worst Dads They’ve Seen In A Delivery Room

my daughter had sex at 13 she told me later in life. i don't know if it was unfortunate, but it made me sad.

“It Was Enraging And Sad”: Nurses Expose The Worst Dads They’ve Seen In A Delivery Room

medical term for 'ball sack'.

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

'cause i asked them to and they want to please me as much as i want to please her.

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

worrying is like a rocking chair. it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere. it's gonna' be what it's gonna' be most of the time. why worry?

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

i can relate

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

my ex was totally pissed all day once 'cause she dreamed i went out on her. she knew it was only a dream but she told me "i'm still pissed anyway".

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

regardless, he is now where he should be

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

no - they are not imo.

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

pixie wanted it . . .so, i gave her one

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

i did that once. did not work for me. i was the one that left my house of 25 years. just couldn't take it anymore.

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

i'm from the south too

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

i know a chick that threw frozen round-up ice cubes on a beautiful neighbors yard. bad idea.

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

he coulda' backed up further and left one lane open. that's what i woulda' done. that's just me though. the ramp would be inside the house further but that's a pretty good backing job. he could probably do it.

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

i just got 2 of my neighbors to go in on a new fence. what problems can it potentially cause? just wondering.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away, And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

i upvoted you for your enthusiasm

People Share What They Found Thrown Away, And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

someone got that and wanted me to make a french 25 [or something]. now, i'll drink 'bout anything but that . . . couldn't do it. big tip: - don't ever try it straight like a cordial.

50 Incredibly Dark ‘Cursed Comments’ That May Leave You Laughing Or Staring Wide-Eyed

that's the only map i know how to get

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WoodenLion • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

“It Was Enraging And Sad”: Nurses Expose The Worst Dads They’ve Seen In A Delivery Room

I thought s*****m was a slang word

30 Times PR & Companies Messed Up So Bad It Made Some Of Them Face Bankruptcy

Watch the Netflix show. They never intended on giving away a Harrier jet

“It Was Enraging And Sad”: Nurses Expose The Worst Dads They’ve Seen In A Delivery Room

I thought s*****m was a slang word

30 Times PR & Companies Messed Up So Bad It Made Some Of Them Face Bankruptcy

Watch the Netflix show. They never intended on giving away a Harrier jet

This Group Is Dedicated To All Things Interesting, And Here Are 50 Of Their Best Posts

Glass is a very slow moving liquid. Why were we ever taught this?!

30 Times PR & Companies Messed Up So Bad It Made Some Of Them Face Bankruptcy

Half decent documentary on Netflix about this called "Pepsi, Where's My Jet??"

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

no they are not

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

No. No they are not.

50 Funny Posts From This Instagram Page Dedicated To Work Satire That Hit Too Close To Home

I couldn't get past the fact that he makes $750,000....

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

I think this was written by someone who has never had sex.

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

Do you understand how this works?

People Are Cracking Up At These 30 Memes That Represent Real Womanhood

I have two words for this person: Bull. S**t.

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

Something in the Mars and Venus books, which I believe is true but not well known, is the number of "brownie points" scored by the sexes is vastly different. Everything a man does for a woman scores 1 point (eg make a nice tea, breakfast in bed, load the dishwasher properly, take her on a Caribbean cruise). Conversely, we chaps have a scale (eg tea 1 point, let us watch the game in peace without having to explain the rules, 5 points, do the cleaning wearing a bikini, 20 points, beer & BJ, 50 points) and so on. This is partly why guys feel that sometimes their efforts don't get proper recognition - so ladies, please tell us when we've done something well and made you happy.

30 Of The Most Stunning Pics That Nailed Minimalism

I seriously thought that was waves hitting a sandy beach

30 Of The Most Stunning Pics That Nailed Minimalism

Are these... Dinosaurs?

30 Things Worth Firing Over These People Saw Happening In Real Time At Work, As Listed In This Online Thread

again.

30 Things Worth Firing Over These People Saw Happening In Real Time At Work, As Listed In This Online Thread

it's d-e-m-e-n-t-i-a and it's not a good look when you're trying to make fun of someone and can't even spell the word you're trying to use against him correctly

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

Alot of these pictures have been on here before

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

I’m actually not lol but my Nana was. This was her sage advice: “if anyone is giving you s**t, just look them up and down, say “bless your heart,” and walk off”

People Share What They Found Thrown Away, And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

Elderflower liqueur is delicious!!

50 Incredibly Dark ‘Cursed Comments’ That May Leave You Laughing Or Staring Wide-Eyed

I'm right, aren't I? You thought Alphabets meant something else...

50 Incredibly Dark ‘Cursed Comments’ That May Leave You Laughing Or Staring Wide-Eyed

Because as the leader of the largest democracy on Earth, the peaceful transition of power transcends the petty personal vendettas of a malignant narcissist. All he did was make himself look like a petulant child unfit for the office to which he was elected.

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WoodenLion • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

“It Was Enraging And Sad”: Nurses Expose The Worst Dads They’ve Seen In A Delivery Room

my daughter had sex at 13 she told me later in life. i don't know if it was unfortunate, but it made me sad.

“It Was Enraging And Sad”: Nurses Expose The Worst Dads They’ve Seen In A Delivery Room

medical term for 'ball sack'.

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

'cause i asked them to and they want to please me as much as i want to please her.

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

worrying is like a rocking chair. it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere. it's gonna' be what it's gonna' be most of the time. why worry?

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

i can relate

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

my ex was totally pissed all day once 'cause she dreamed i went out on her. she knew it was only a dream but she told me "i'm still pissed anyway".

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

regardless, he is now where he should be

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

no - they are not imo.

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

pixie wanted it . . .so, i gave her one

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

i did that once. did not work for me. i was the one that left my house of 25 years. just couldn't take it anymore.

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

i'm from the south too

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

i know a chick that threw frozen round-up ice cubes on a beautiful neighbors yard. bad idea.

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

i just got 2 of my neighbors to go in on a new fence. what problems can it potentially cause? just wondering.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away, And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

i upvoted you for your enthusiasm

People Share What They Found Thrown Away, And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (30 New Pics)

someone got that and wanted me to make a french 25 [or something]. now, i'll drink 'bout anything but that . . . couldn't do it. big tip: - don't ever try it straight like a cordial.

50 Incredibly Dark ‘Cursed Comments’ That May Leave You Laughing Or Staring Wide-Eyed

that's the only map i know how to get

30 Strange, Weird, And Unusual Art Pieces, As Shared In This Internet Group

it's amazing to me what some folks are capable of.

30 Strange, Weird, And Unusual Art Pieces, As Shared In This Internet Group

wonder what "blender collision simulation" is?

30 Strange, Weird, And Unusual Art Pieces, As Shared In This Internet Group

looks like a guy on a antlerless moose 2 me

WoodenLion • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

“It Was Enraging And Sad”: Nurses Expose The Worst Dads They’ve Seen In A Delivery Room

I thought s*****m was a slang word

30 Times PR & Companies Messed Up So Bad It Made Some Of Them Face Bankruptcy

Watch the Netflix show. They never intended on giving away a Harrier jet

30 Times PR & Companies Messed Up So Bad It Made Some Of Them Face Bankruptcy

Half decent documentary on Netflix about this called "Pepsi, Where's My Jet??"

This Group Is Dedicated To All Things Interesting, And Here Are 50 Of Their Best Posts

Glass is a very slow moving liquid. Why were we ever taught this?!

People Are Cracking Up At These 30 Memes That Represent Real Womanhood

I have two words for this person: Bull. S**t.

Men Suspect Women Don’t Know These 30 Things About Them, So They Shared Them In This Online Group

Mundane_Tour_3215 reply

We don’t want to tell you certain things are worrying us because we dont want you to worry also… now there’s just two people worrying, where as before, one was worrying, and the other was happy, which is a reminder to us not to worry so much

Gudakesa reply

That big sigh my wife just asked about while we’re watching the 10 o’clock news? Nothing profound, nothing bugging me, I just remembered to breathe.

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

I think this was written by someone who has never had sex.

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

No. No they are not.

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

no they are not

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

Do you understand how this works?

50 Funny Posts From This Instagram Page Dedicated To Work Satire That Hit Too Close To Home

I couldn't get past the fact that he makes $750,000....

30 Things Worth Firing Over These People Saw Happening In Real Time At Work, As Listed In This Online Thread

again.

30 Things Worth Firing Over These People Saw Happening In Real Time At Work, As Listed In This Online Thread

it's d-e-m-e-n-t-i-a and it's not a good look when you're trying to make fun of someone and can't even spell the word you're trying to use against him correctly

30 Of The Most Stunning Pics That Nailed Minimalism

Are these... Dinosaurs?

30 Of The Most Stunning Pics That Nailed Minimalism

I seriously thought that was waves hitting a sandy beach

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

Alot of these pictures have been on here before

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

I’m actually not lol but my Nana was. This was her sage advice: “if anyone is giving you s**t, just look them up and down, say “bless your heart,” and walk off”

People Are Sharing Horrible And Annoying Neighbor Stories, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

This isn't just petty. This seems a bit stalkerish to me

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