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Bitz_Please! • commented on a post 4 months ago

“We Never Went Back”: 30 Reasons That Made People Ditch A Company For Good

Why in the hell would you sensor the word "C R A P"? Seriously, Bored Panda? You think we're all two-year-olds?

Bitz_Please! • upvoted an item 4 months ago

50 Funny Memes That Masterfully Combine Classical Art And Relatable Humor

Can we get a fun one that is less needy and does not cry as much?

Bitz_Please! • commented on a post 6 months ago

50 Awesome Costumes That Stole The Show On Halloween (New Pics)

Great costume! Side note: In my opinion, that is a very strange movie. I had so many mixed feelings after watching it.

Bitz_Please! • upvoted 37 items 6 months ago

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

I totally sang along with that in my head.. lol

Funny, Jokes

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

I totally sang along with that in my head.. lol

Funny, Jokes

Animals, Cats

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

50 Awesome Costumes That Stole The Show On Halloween (New Pics)

I like it when Halloween costumes are actually spooky

Halloween, Occasions

50 Awesome Costumes That Stole The Show On Halloween (New Pics)

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Photobombing taken to the next level.

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Me and a martini

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Whatever the poetry awards are, give this doggo all of them.

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Who goes on the subway not expecting their elbow to gt licked. At least it was a dog and not a *ethhead

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

They're the only neighbours that matter.

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Love the expression of sheer delight.

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

The eagle is named Clark. He is not wild. He's trained to circle the stadium,. He got tired and landed on this guy Tuyen Nguyen, who is from Vietnam and most decidedly NOT Native American.

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

All the doggos were happy that night, too.

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Seen this with my cat more times than my carpet cares to admit.

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Bitz_Please! • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Are The Strangest Questions You've Been Asked During An Interview?

Bitz_Please! • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Situation(s) Happened When You Absolutely Could Not Stand Working With A Coworker At All? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is A Weird Habit You Have That You're Willing To Admit To Others? (Closed)

Bitz_Please! • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are The Strangest Questions You've Been Asked During An Interview?

Bitz_Please! • submitted 4 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Do That Makes Other People Raise Their Eyebrows?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You?

Hey Pandas, What Situation(s) Happened When You Absolutely Could Not Stand Working With A Coworker At All? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would You Really Like To Rant About?

Bitz_Please! • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show A Picture Of Something That Gives You Nostalgia (Closed)

Bitz_Please! • commented on a post 4 months ago

“We Never Went Back”: 30 Reasons That Made People Ditch A Company For Good

Why in the hell would you sensor the word "C R A P"? Seriously, Bored Panda? You think we're all two-year-olds?

Bitz_Please! • commented on a post 6 months ago

50 Awesome Costumes That Stole The Show On Halloween (New Pics)

Great costume! Side note: In my opinion, that is a very strange movie. I had so many mixed feelings after watching it.

Bitz_Please! • commented on 8 posts 7 months ago

50 Cringeworthy Design Fails That Are So Bad, They're Funny

They weren't thinking.

50 Cringeworthy Design Fails That Are So Bad, They're Funny

Well, duh. Interior design has changed after half-a-century.

50 Delightfully Random Photos To Make Your Day A Little Brighter

That's like my camera reel of my own dog.

50 Delightfully Random Photos To Make Your Day A Little Brighter

Looks like he had quite a night out.

50 Absolutely Adorable Animal Pics To Save Your Day (New Pics)

Even though this makes me miss my dog immensely - the same one in my profile photo - who passed away in my arms on May 16th, 2024, from a tumor 1/3rd of the size of her body, thank you for the cuteness overload!!

50 Absolutely Adorable Animal Pics To Save Your Day (New Pics)

THAT PHOTO NEEDS MORE POINTS!

45 Best Of All Time Wedding Shaming Posts

It's when an artist creates a hyer-realistic painting—(one that looks like it could be a photo)—of the moment as it's happening live in front of them.

45 Best Of All Time Wedding Shaming Posts

It's when an artist creates a hyer-realistic painting—(one that looks like it could be a photo)—of the moment as it's happening live in front of them. It's not bizarre. Just look it up.

Bitz_Please! • commented on a post 8 months ago

“Data Is Beautiful”: 40 Charts And Guides That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

Illegible handwriting is also called "chicken scratch".

Bitz_Please! • commented on a post 10 months ago

“Three Months And Counting Without Them Noticing”: 50 Times Adults Played Epic Pranks On Parents

And it's healthy!

Bitz_Please! • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

62 Life Savers That You Will Probably End Up Using Every Day

Donnie Trump must have used it every single day since it was invented.

62 Life Savers That You Will Probably End Up Using Every Day

This seems too good to be true.

41 Amazon Best Sellers That Speak For Themselves

I have one of these. I just really wish it had a built-in hanging loop to hang it from a bag or anything else.

Bitz_Please! • commented on 5 posts 1 year ago

40 Times Gravestones Were So Uniquely Amazing That People Had To Share Them Online

That must definitely have cost more than just a pretty penny.

Account On Twitter Asked What To Do With A Space Under The Stairs, And The Internet Delivered (21 Pics)

I really don't think that's the point they're getting at...

23 Examples Of Dangerous But Perfectly Legal Things That People Own

That caption is hilarious. It literally made me LOL.

41 Quirky Home Pieces That Guarantee Smiles From Guests

If they're not aesthetically pleasing, then why are you displaying them?

"Mildly Annoying": 45 Things That Made People's Days Worse

Who else thought it was duct pipe/HVAC/air conditioning pipe at first?

Bitz_Please! • upvoted an item 4 months ago

50 Funny Memes That Masterfully Combine Classical Art And Relatable Humor

Can we get a fun one that is less needy and does not cry as much?

Bitz_Please! • upvoted 19 items 6 months ago

Animals, Cats

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Funny-Chonky-Woofers-For-My-Depression-Memes

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

If I worked there, I'm not telling anyone

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Seen this with my cat more times than my carpet cares to admit.

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Who goes on the subway not expecting their elbow to gt licked. At least it was a dog and not a *ethhead

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

The eagle is named Clark. He is not wild. He's trained to circle the stadium,. He got tired and landed on this guy Tuyen Nguyen, who is from Vietnam and most decidedly NOT Native American.

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Love the expression of sheer delight.

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Me and a martini

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Whatever the poetry awards are, give this doggo all of them.

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

Photobombing taken to the next level.

Funny-Chonky-Woofers-For-My-Depression-Memes

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

They're the only neighbours that matter.

Funny-Chonky-Woofers-For-My-Depression-Memes

50 Times Animals Were Funnier And More Relatable Than People

All the doggos were happy that night, too.

Funny-Chonky-Woofers-For-My-Depression-Memes

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