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MarthaSpeaksOdd • commented on 16 posts 1 year ago

“She Was Screaming The Entire Time”: 50 Horrific Things To Have Happened On Flights

Final destination… but not???

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Isn’t even the same person

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Can you get arrested after?

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Goes to prom

26 Cool Posts About All Things Japan That Prove It's A Country Like No Other

It’s my dream to go to Japan but I can’t because I have a genetic disorder :(

30 People Who Were Trying To Be ‘Deep’ But Ended Up Being Deeply Embarrassing

I almost died?

30 People Who Were Trying To Be ‘Deep’ But Ended Up Being Deeply Embarrassing

My mom had a poster board thing that said that…

40 Pieces Of “Common Knowledge” People Outside These Professions Don’t Know

Same with rosin and a bow. I play violin and if you don’t rosin your bow it becomes scratchy and the same thing happens if you put to much rosin on it.

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

Lol

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

You guys are awesome

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

Bro’s social skills are -2

50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

I’d tape it to the top of the pipe in that hole in the toilet… don’t know if I want it back.

"Literally Just Changed The Game For Me": TikToker Shares 30 Websites That Almost Feel Illegal To Know

It took me six minutes but I found Miki matsubara’s stay with me, so I give it two thumbs up 👍👍!

50 Hilarious Coworkers Who Should Get A Raise For Making Everyone's Day (New Pics)

Yet.

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MarthaSpeaksOdd • upvoted 22 items 1 year ago

30 Of The Most Chaotic Things Seen On "People Of Walmart" (New Pics)

No, Walmart IS the cloning machine.

30 Logos Edited To Represent What People Actually Think Of The Brands

As a person who does sponsorships, I can 100% confirm this s**t isn't worth playing and I will not play it I just like getting paid 😎

30 Of The Most Chaotic Things Seen On "People Of Walmart" (New Pics)

No, Walmart IS the cloning machine.

30 Logos Edited To Represent What People Actually Think Of The Brands

As a person who does sponsorships, I can 100% confirm this s**t isn't worth playing and I will not play it I just like getting paid 😎

50 Clever Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter

Opinion lol. Took me a minute.

“Fight Children With Diabetes”: 50 Funny Signs That Ended Up Online To Bring Joy To All

Why? 🤔

Did You Call For It Or I.t?

“She Was Screaming The Entire Time”: 50 Horrific Things To Have Happened On Flights

Final destination… but not???

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Isn’t even the same person

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Can you get arrested after?

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Pooped herself too I'd imagine

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Was she laying on the floor, kicking and screaming? I hope so.

50 Funny Memes For The Pun Enthusiasts Among Us

Kia? No Kia.

26 Cool Posts About All Things Japan That Prove It's A Country Like No Other

It’s my dream to go to Japan but I can’t because I have a genetic disorder :(

30 People Who Were Trying To Be ‘Deep’ But Ended Up Being Deeply Embarrassing

I almost died?

30 People Who Were Trying To Be ‘Deep’ But Ended Up Being Deeply Embarrassing

My mom had a poster board thing that said that…

40 Pieces Of “Common Knowledge” People Outside These Professions Don’t Know

Or...you are the Orange God and your attorney tells you that you are out of your tiny mind. Amazing he can find one. to rep him.

“No Means No”: 16 Simple Lessons That Will Turn This Mom’s Sons Into Someone’s Dream Husbands

So, none of this is about the son's happiness? Every one of these is about how he should behave FOR SOMEONE ELSE. Now I understand that this was done to women for millennia, having to adjust their lives for other people's expectations. Reversing this is not solving the problem. Making his bed so HE feels good about himself. |Writing down his feelings so HE can manage his emotions for HIIMSELF. Understanding menstruation, ok thats fair enough. But making him live every action through the lens of an imaginary future mate is the opposite of a healthy mental state.

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

Lol

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

You guys are awesome

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

Bro’s social skills are -2

50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

I’d tape it to the top of the pipe in that hole in the toilet… don’t know if I want it back.

"Literally Just Changed The Game For Me": TikToker Shares 30 Websites That Almost Feel Illegal To Know

It took me six minutes but I found Miki matsubara’s stay with me, so I give it two thumbs up 👍👍!

50 Hilarious Memes That Might Help You Get Through Today

Still in a hole in the dirt.

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MarthaSpeaksOdd • started following 2 people 1 year ago

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MarthaSpeaksOdd • submitted 4 new posts 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Revenge Story.

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is A Supernatural Thing You Experienced? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What’s You Most Embarrassing Moment As A Child?

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Hey Pandas, What’s The Best Prank You Have Ever Pulled? (Closed)

MarthaSpeaksOdd • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me The Funniest Photo In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Nightmare You've Never Forgotten? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Make Up A Horror Story On The Spot

MarthaSpeaksOdd • submitted 4 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Revenge Story.

Hey Pandas, What Is A Supernatural Thing You Experienced? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s You Most Embarrassing Moment As A Child?

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Funniest Sibling Story? (Closed)

MarthaSpeaksOdd • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

30 Of The Most Chaotic Things Seen On "People Of Walmart" (New Pics)

No, Walmart IS the cloning machine.

30 People Share Innocent-Looking Things That Are Actually Really Dangerous

Why can you not take Malaria medication?

“She Was Screaming The Entire Time”: 50 Horrific Things To Have Happened On Flights

Final destination… but not???

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Isn’t even the same person

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Can you get arrested after?

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Goes to prom

26 Cool Posts About All Things Japan That Prove It's A Country Like No Other

It’s my dream to go to Japan but I can’t because I have a genetic disorder :(

30 People Who Were Trying To Be ‘Deep’ But Ended Up Being Deeply Embarrassing

I almost died?

30 People Who Were Trying To Be ‘Deep’ But Ended Up Being Deeply Embarrassing

My mom had a poster board thing that said that…

40 Pieces Of “Common Knowledge” People Outside These Professions Don’t Know

Same with rosin and a bow. I play violin and if you don’t rosin your bow it becomes scratchy and the same thing happens if you put to much rosin on it.

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

Lol

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

You guys are awesome

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

Bro’s social skills are -2

50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

I’d tape it to the top of the pipe in that hole in the toilet… don’t know if I want it back.

"Literally Just Changed The Game For Me": TikToker Shares 30 Websites That Almost Feel Illegal To Know

It took me six minutes but I found Miki matsubara’s stay with me, so I give it two thumbs up 👍👍!

50 Hilarious Coworkers Who Should Get A Raise For Making Everyone's Day (New Pics)

Yet.

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

Elon musk vibes

30 Times TV Show Writers Showed Such Incredible Attention To Detail, People Couldn’t Help But Be Amazed

I would assume doctor who but I don’t know.

41 Cursed Images We Don’t Advise To Check Before Sleep

It says that on the mayo along with closet free eggs

30 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get “The Shot” And Shamed Them Online (New Pics)

Love ABBA❤️

MarthaSpeaksOdd • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

30 Of The Most Chaotic Things Seen On "People Of Walmart" (New Pics)

No, Walmart IS the cloning machine.

30 Logos Edited To Represent What People Actually Think Of The Brands

As a person who does sponsorships, I can 100% confirm this s**t isn't worth playing and I will not play it I just like getting paid 😎

Did You Call For It Or I.t?

50 Clever Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter

Opinion lol. Took me a minute.

“Fight Children With Diabetes”: 50 Funny Signs That Ended Up Online To Bring Joy To All

Why? 🤔

“She Was Screaming The Entire Time”: 50 Horrific Things To Have Happened On Flights

Final destination… but not???

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Can you get arrested after?

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Isn’t even the same person

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Was she laying on the floor, kicking and screaming? I hope so.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

Pooped herself too I'd imagine

50 Funny Memes For The Pun Enthusiasts Among Us

Kia? No Kia.

26 Cool Posts About All Things Japan That Prove It's A Country Like No Other

It’s my dream to go to Japan but I can’t because I have a genetic disorder :(

30 People Who Were Trying To Be ‘Deep’ But Ended Up Being Deeply Embarrassing

I almost died?

30 People Who Were Trying To Be ‘Deep’ But Ended Up Being Deeply Embarrassing

My mom had a poster board thing that said that…

40 Pieces Of “Common Knowledge” People Outside These Professions Don’t Know

Or...you are the Orange God and your attorney tells you that you are out of your tiny mind. Amazing he can find one. to rep him.

“No Means No”: 16 Simple Lessons That Will Turn This Mom’s Sons Into Someone’s Dream Husbands

Hey Pandas, What Is A Supernatural Thing You Experienced? (Closed)

Awww I would like to believe it was indeed an angel. I wish all of our pets had guardian angels.

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

You guys are awesome

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

Lol

50 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode (New Pics)

Bro’s social skills are -2

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