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Hey Pandas, What's Something Someone Did Or Said Recently That Made You Think, 'Seriously'? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What's Something Someone Did Or Said Recently That Made You Think, 'Seriously'?
Some guy close to JFK in the United States is trying to get the FDA to revoke approval for the polio vaccine. I mean, it's so insane, that there are no words, really.
Hey Pandas, What's Something Someone Did Or Said Recently That Made You Think, 'Seriously'?
One of my colleagues, Lucy, has an identical twin, Kate. One day Kate visited her sister at work, and Lucy said something like: Happy Saint's Day! (We, in Czech, celebrate our name days.)
So I figured that today's saint patron is Catherine, and after a while I asked: "Lucy, if today's saint's day is Kate, and you're identical twins, it's your saint's day too, LUCY?"
So she spent about one endless minute expaing me that this is not how twins work, and when she got to the point that they share the same birthday, but not the saint's day, I finally could wonder: "Seriously?"
Hey Pandas, What's Something Someone Did Or Said Recently That Made You Think, 'Seriously'?
One of my colleagues, Lucy, has an identical twin, Kate. One day Kate visited her sister at work, and Lucy said something like: Happy Saint's Day! (We, in Czech, celebrate our name days.)
So I figured that today's saint patron is Catherine, and after a while I asked: "Lucy, if today's saint's day is Kate, and you're identical twins, it's your saint's day too, LUCY?"
So she spent about one endless minute expaing me that this is not how twins work, and when she got to the point that they share the same birthday, but not the saint's day, I finally could wonder: "Seriously?"
“Doctor Was Surprised I Was Alive”: 30 Incredibly Lucky People That Survived Against All Odds
R_vonschwanenfels reply
My partner tried to strangle me. I was already seeing black and a few stars in the black universe on my way to death. Then the police rang the door bell and he stopped. The neighbour a 11-13 old boy called the police, he had his room directly at the house close by and he could see through the window. He saved my life and the life of my unborn baby.
Speeddman360 reply
Was 16 my friends and I were out in the woods with a .22 rifle and some cans and Zombie targets. I finished my lil magazine and handed the rifle to a buddy. Went out to set up the cans and targets back up and a shot whizzed passed my left ear within 2 inches.
Walked up to him grabbed rifle and punched him straight in the face. He was ostracized from the group not long after that.
Not-Henry_Cavill reply
Got shot in the abdomen during a house invasion. Was bleeding out and the only thing that kept me alive was focusing on my breath and my buddy smacking me across the face and telling me "nobody dies from a shot to the stomach".
Obviously lying to me, but it helped keep me focused.
And I guess the doctors too when I made it to the hospital.
Hey Pandas, What's Something Someone Did Or Said Recently That Made You Think, 'Seriously'?
People backing the guy (Luigi) that shot the United Healthcare CEO because he's " Hot". If they can prove he did this he needs to go to jail. I understand having issues with health insurance, I have had themself but thinking he should be aquitted of murder because he is " Hot" is next level. I see how Ted Bundy lured people. Yikes
Hey Pandas, What's Something Someone Did Or Said Recently That Made You Think, 'Seriously'?
A country elected a president who sent a mob to attack his own capital when he lost a previous election. He'd also created slate of fake electors to try and steal that election. Seriously?
30 Hilarious Examples Of Instagram Vs. Reality That Show The Truth Behind Photos (New Pics)
Dry_Character8594 reply
Holy s**t. Where do I start? Was swimming in a lake with my family when I was 7 stepped in a hole and my foot got stuck head under water. My grandmother pulled me out, was out for a few minutes. Mushroom hunting with my Dad when I was 11 pushed on a wobbly tree. Dad hit me in the back to push me forward just as a heavy sharp limb fell and scratched the hell outta my back, otherwise would have hit the top of my head. Electrocuted by a 220v outlet when I was 13. Shot in my armpit with a .22 came out the top of my shoulder when I was 20. Shot in the chest when I was 22 with a 9mm I could taste and smell the sulfur. Hanged myself when I was 32 the cord I used snapped. Stabbed twice in prison only one was life threatening. Colon Cancer at 35 they removed a 13 pound tumor from my colon and still said I may not make it. Now still here at 37yo. Life's good now, but damn had some rough years.
Not-Henry_Cavill reply
Got shot in the abdomen during a house invasion. Was bleeding out and the only thing that kept me alive was focusing on my breath and my buddy smacking me across the face and telling me "nobody dies from a shot to the stomach".
Obviously lying to me, but it helped keep me focused.
And I guess the doctors too when I made it to the hospital.
Speeddman360 reply
Was 16 my friends and I were out in the woods with a .22 rifle and some cans and Zombie targets. I finished my lil magazine and handed the rifle to a buddy. Went out to set up the cans and targets back up and a shot whizzed passed my left ear within 2 inches.
Walked up to him grabbed rifle and punched him straight in the face. He was ostracized from the group not long after that.
R_vonschwanenfels reply
My partner tried to strangle me. I was already seeing black and a few stars in the black universe on my way to death. Then the police rang the door bell and he stopped. The neighbour a 11-13 old boy called the police, he had his room directly at the house close by and he could see through the window. He saved my life and the life of my unborn baby.
Pitiful-Bake5470 reply
Wearing tight shoes every day gave me bunions, but I didn’t realize the cause until years later.
OgreMk5 reply
Dentist had to yank out a wisdom tooth. The yank, somehow, damaged my jaw. The jaw is now permanently pressed upwards and had pushed stuff around so it impacts most of the right side of my face.
My jaw now pops on that side. I've lost about 60% of hearing in that ear. And I get massive dizzy spells now.
That was 25 years ago.
kyreannightblood reply
Being kept 100% out of the sun as a kid. I wasn’t given vitamin D supplements either, so my bones are pretty fragile and break easily and my enamel is delicate and shears off if my teeth close too hard. My body never sequestered calcium properly as a kid and there’s nothing I can do about it as an adult.
My mom thought she was protecting me from skin cancer but she was really dooming me to a life of bone fractures and bad teeth.
blackberriespastries reply
My parents had the kids do a lot of manual labor, starting when I was only 5 or 6. Not just helping in the yard, but actual landscaping work. My brother and I once had to haul rocks in those 10lbs buckets from a dumpster to the egress windows 300 yards away. Being so little, we had no idea about posture, lifting with your legs, etc. We both have chronic back, shoulder, knee, and neck pain and have the beginning symptoms of arthritis. We're only 21 and 26 now. Makes me mad that I hurt myself when I was so little, doing work that the adults should have been doing.
LucidianQuill reply
Pregnancy.
I had twins. I got HUGE in the tummy. I had the babies, and it left this pot belly that wouldn't go away.
Fast forward; the twins are 8 years old. I am 7 weeks post op of having my diastisis recti corrected. You know that centre line down the abs? Mine had split. There was a 6 to 8 inch gap down the middle THE WHOLE WAY DOWN. the pot belly that I kept punishing myself for, the baby fat i couldnt lose? Those were my organs. My digestive organs were all herniated.
I now have to forgive myself for 8 years of unjustified self hatred. It isn't always just fat.
Reddit post
My husband and I were coming back home after college and he turned to look into our next-door neighbor's patio. It was piled to the top of the fence with years of junk and garbage. He loudly exclaimed that it was a fire hazard. He huffed and started going on about a negligent HOA, and how they would hate to have to pay to fix everything. It wasn't something he'd ever brought up before. I had honestly never even thought of it as a fire hazard, just a nuisance.
He refused to sleep. ASMR wasn't working. He had intense anxiety all night. I fell asleep first, but I'm guessing he eventually did too.
We woke up to our dog screaming at flames at 4 am. She saved everyones lives.
Our neighbors had gone out to smoke at 10 pm and both threw their cigs into their junk pile, as they had done for years. But that is the time it went up in flames.
I later asked him about why he had announced it was a fire hazard, just hours before the fire. He shrugged and told me that something felt wrong.
A few months later during finals week, he woke me up in the middle of the night and demanded I take my final test right then. He would not take no for an answer. He woke his brother up and made us both coffee. He then monitored us and made sure we had everything submitted and every test taken. He let us go back to sleep at around 6 am.
I thought he was just being a di**head, but when we were all fully awake at a normal hour he just shrugged and told me that he had a gut feeling and that it hadn't gone away yet.
Hours later, I was gaming when the wifi cut out.
The same neighbors who had started the fire cut our wifi wires with our stolen gardening sheers. He was grinning at us from his patio. He asked us how our finals were going. It took 2 weeks for them to fix the wires and for us to have working wifi again. My husband saved all of our grades that day.