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welly1738 • upvoted 10 items 6 months ago

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

Dear Lord...🤦

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

Dear Lord...🤦

Damn Son !!

Can Anyone Explain This?

Yep That Sound Right

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

What A Loser

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

Tate

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welly1738 • upvoted 29 items 2 years ago

Girl Makes Feminist Comics Of Her Daily Problems (30 New Pics)

This Is So Motivational 🙏🏼

Girl Makes Feminist Comics Of Her Daily Problems (30 New Pics)

This Is So Motivational 🙏🏼

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When I was an older teen, my little bro (young teen) had the worst friends. I walked in to the bathroom once, and two of his friends (both straight males) were shaving each other’s butts.

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Back when I was a freshman in university, I invited some of my mates to our place for dinner because mom wanted to meet the people I went to university with. When dinner was laid out, my mom was like, "go ahead, feel free to grab anything." Which obviously, she meant anything on the table or any of the food that was served. One of the guys who came over proceeded to go to our pantry door, open it, look around for a few seconds, and then went and took some of the canned items inside (think sausages, spam, etc.) It was the most unusual thing. I think my mom was also properly dumbfounded that she just didn't mention it. Guy didn't mention it either after he did so (he took around 3-4 cans).

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I recently had a grown-a** man snort a line of Parmesan cheese like it was cocaine. He was completely sober and this was totally unprompted.

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Wasn't my house was a friends, we had been invited over to drink and stay the night. We sat in the garden talked and drank and then one of our friends excused himself to the bathroom he was gone for about 20 minutes until another friend said he will go check on him. He came back down 5 minutes later laughing his a** off. The dude had gone upstairs and ran a bubble bath for himself, lit a few candles and even had a floating duck. The friend hosting was a cool guy and wasn't angry as we were all friends.

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I threw a New Years party once. ONCE. Someone I invited brought a group of people who I knew, but didn’t exactly enjoy the company of. Sometime around 1am, I noticed that my keepsake urn necklace containing my brother’s ashes was missing. Then, I discover a couple of small lines of powder-like material in lines on my bathroom counter. The f**kers had tried to snort my brother and stole the necklace his remains were in. I was livid.

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Took the sample Mach 5 razor ( it was new and they had sent the whole neighborhood a full size sample) out of my mailbox, then shaved all his pubes with it and leave them in my shower drain, then proceeded to lie to my face about it as if the pubes magically appeared on the very same day everyone in the neighborhood got a new free razor in the mail except for me.

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It was me. I was visiting my brother and sis in law at their fancy new apartment and I took a smelly s**t. They had candles in there for just that sort of thing so I lit 2 and hung around while the scent worked its magic. Not sure how, but I didn't notice the black smoke coming from the candles was leaving black streaks on the walls. I blew out the candles and tried to clean the walls. TP didn't work, so I used their white fancy towels. It still didn't work but I ruined those towels trying. Eventually there was no escape but to fess up so I did and was mortified.

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Ate the dog's pellets. The bag was nearly full before she came and was half full when she left.

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He said he needed to look up something on internet so i lended him my laptop. He then proceeds to watch p**n on my couch while i am 6 ft away from him. I took the laptop back..

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Wiped their a** on the white sink hand towel after taking a s**t. Had plenty of available toilet paper. Called them out for it, they denied it, so I never invited them over again.

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When I was a kid, my dad taught me how to pick a lock. I became very interested in different kinds of locks and purchased a lock pick set. I practiced for years and became pretty good at certain types of locks. So over the years every now and then, if a neighbor locks themselves out of the house or a friend loses the key to a padlock or a lock box I’ve been able to help. But the reactions I tend to get from people, even while I’m helping them with their lock is mainly one of mistrust. I’m not a cat burglar. I just like locks.

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welly1738 • commented on a post 2 years ago

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

no it was my mom 14 years ago thank you very much

welly1738 • upvoted 10 items 6 months ago

Can Anyone Explain This?

Dear Lord...🤦

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

What A Loser

Damn Son !!

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

Yep That Sound Right

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

Tate

welly1738 • upvoted 10 items 2 years ago

Girl Makes Feminist Comics Of Her Daily Problems (30 New Pics)

This Is So Motivational 🙏🏼

Weird-Guest-Stories

When I was an older teen, my little bro (young teen) had the worst friends. I walked in to the bathroom once, and two of his friends (both straight males) were shaving each other’s butts.

Weird-Guest-Stories

He said he needed to look up something on internet so i lended him my laptop. He then proceeds to watch p**n on my couch while i am 6 ft away from him. I took the laptop back..