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Red Foreman

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Red Foreman • commented on a post 7 months ago

Woman Forces Husband To Make A Post Online To Show She’s Right, Gets A Reality Check Herself

Aaannd now we see what's wrong with society. Why the F does anyone allow anyone else to dictate what you do or think in a relationship. Spent years being torn inside because I kept thinking I was supposed to do what society said I should do or think. You all think because you have some stupid similarity to somebody else like gender or family situation and think that that put you in a position of expertise of how that person is supposed to live their lives. Also , he definitely knew what she was wearing unless he wanted to claim she was wearing a banana costume, he knew exactly what she would think and lied to try and avoid it. Probably told his son that's the only kind of woman who is beautiful and what he should marry some day, too. Idiots!

Red Foreman • upvoted an item 7 months ago

“Looks Bigger In Person”: 50 Times People Were Surprised By The Sheer Size Of Something (New Pics)

The Adrian Brody of dog breeds.

Red Foreman • commented on 12 posts 8 months ago

Artist Continues To Create Controversial Illustrations Full Of Hidden Messages (29 New Pics)

Reminds me of a shirt I saw that had the MAGA phrase but with Native people on it hahaha

23 Examples Of Dangerous But Perfectly Legal Things That People Own

I wonder if people who are part of or believe in the same ideology as PETA drive cars, because cars kill animals ALL THE TIME!

Artist Continues To Create Controversial Illustrations Full Of Hidden Messages (29 New Pics)

Reminds me of a shirt I saw that had the MAGA phrase but with Native people on it hahaha

23 Examples Of Dangerous But Perfectly Legal Things That People Own

I wonder if people who are part of or believe in the same ideology as PETA drive cars, because cars kill animals ALL THE TIME!

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

No, Trump was 45, Biden 46 and after America has it's Civil War after the next election (fingers crossed) whoever is left standing to be President will be a bag of human waste.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

Or the animal speaking it.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

F me, why was this the first comment I found pointing this out Also, alphabets and letters don't exist outside of the construct we use as humans to communicate. p.s. my cat said meow is the most common meow in the mewophabet.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

The relevance is they are so pleased with how much they think they know about anything they want everyone to know that they know everything.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

And one bag of human waste who was the 47th President of the United Idiots.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

And now is the time on Shprokets when we dance.

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Red Foreman • upvoted 3 items 8 months ago

29 Paintings That Perfectly Illustrate The Crazy World We Live In (New Pics)

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

In English.

29 Paintings That Perfectly Illustrate The Crazy World We Live In (New Pics)

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

In English.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

I guess that depends on the language.

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Red Foreman • commented on 23 posts 9 months ago

“Take Out All The Quarters”: People Share 40 Unscrupulous Practices They Live By

The greater focus should be on teaching what they need to know. Most math beyond the basics is unnecessary for most of the population, especially with technology being able to add everything for us now. In the US there's no course they teach that helps young people learn how to function like an adult in areas like managing your finances when you get older. There's a lot of garbage subjects that are not going to help a person function unless you count winning trivia contests at the local pub counts. How much science really needs to be taught to someone who is not in that field as an adult? Clearly all the science the people who were adults when they plague started a few years ago didn't make everyone agree what the best policy was, much less prevent them from thinking they knew better than people who actually trained in those fields. You humans really are fascinating.

“Don’t Help, Just Keep Filming”: 30 Times People Should Have Helped Someone In Trouble

I am jealous you live in an unspoiled land free from the examples of humanity doing it's worst

“Take Out All The Quarters”: People Share 40 Unscrupulous Practices They Live By

“Don’t Help, Just Keep Filming”: 30 Times People Should Have Helped Someone In Trouble

I am jealous you live in an unspoiled land free from the examples of humanity doing it's worst

“Don’t Help, Just Keep Filming”: 30 Times People Should Have Helped Someone In Trouble

I fully support our canine overlords and welcome their reign of kisses

45 Memes That Introverts And Those Of Us Who Dislike People May Enjoy (New Pics)

I was expecting better from you Pandas, but what in this picture informs you correctly, if any, what gender they ID as?

45 Memes That Introverts And Those Of Us Who Dislike People May Enjoy (New Pics)

Ugh. I need to talk to you about something. Eight scariest words in one sentence.

45 Memes That Introverts And Those Of Us Who Dislike People May Enjoy (New Pics)

Because I was analyzing what you were saying the entire time and could deduce what you were going to say so I had a prepared statement ready when you were done.

45 Memes That Introverts And Those Of Us Who Dislike People May Enjoy (New Pics)

Who's you?!?!

50 Weird, Maybe Useless, But Definitely Fun Facts To Know, As Shared In This Online Thread

They can't fly or swim under water either.

50 Weird, Maybe Useless, But Definitely Fun Facts To Know, As Shared In This Online Thread

There's not a last time for everything if there's not a first time something silly billy.

50 Weird, Maybe Useless, But Definitely Fun Facts To Know, As Shared In This Online Thread

Geeze this is why you humans need to stop putting so much importance on words, at least those that aren't necessary for relevant communication. ALL words are made up, and thus can have the meaning of changed.

50 Weird, Maybe Useless, But Definitely Fun Facts To Know, As Shared In This Online Thread

Honda?! I think the spoiler is a Boeing lol

30 Hilariously Cringy Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet

What's funny anti abortion people have posters of the fetuses on them that look like Korean BBQ

30 Hilariously Cringy Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet

Suuure, Photoshop.

30 Hilariously Cringy Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet

Ya, size clearly doesn't matter. Maybe it's what they use to prop the door open while bringing in the groceries or fend off intruders.

30 Hilariously Cringy Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet

World's first Easter egg. PUN INTENDED!

30 Hilariously Cringy Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet

Also probably not a real guy either. Which makes you dillusional, not crazy.

50 Hilarious Memes Neurodivergents Should Find Relatable

That's a great one! The best part is pretty much EVERYTHING you do other than what you have to in order to stay alive, like sleep, eat and drink, are ALL coping mechanisms.

50 Hilarious Memes Neurodivergents Should Find Relatable

Truer words were never spoken.

50 Hilarious Memes Neurodivergents Should Find Relatable

I believe a watery tart gave him Excalibur in the Holy Grail but been a while since I watched it so could be totally wrong.

50 Hilarious Memes Neurodivergents Should Find Relatable

Ramen!

50 Hilarious Memes Neurodivergents Should Find Relatable

Ya, people don't get how people forget to eat but I have done it plenty.

50 Hilarious Memes Neurodivergents Should Find Relatable

It's not so much I don't want to, I just don't want to HAVE to. There's many wonderful people in this world that I am glad I met but it's the forced situations that I have no control over that I want to peel my skin off over.

50 Hilarious Memes Neurodivergents Should Find Relatable

Hahaha... what's worse? Analyzing the conversations you actually had or the made up one's you had thinking about what you should or could have said?

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Red Foreman • submitted a new post 11 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Panda Pals. When Did You Notice That You Had Given Up?

Red Foreman • submitted 2 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The One Thing You'd Love To Change In Your Life If Nothing Was In The Way? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Some Pictures Of Your Holiday Spirit (Closed)

Red Foreman • submitted 18 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Food You Hated When You Were A Little Kid But Love Now (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your "This-Can't-Be-Happening" Moment? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If Your Life Was A Book, What Would The Current Title Of The Chapter Be Called? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Wholesome Or Funny Thing You've Seen In Public? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Stellar Object In The Night Sky

Hey Pandas, Tell Me What Was The Most Awkward Situation You Have Ever Been In? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Something Cool That You Own! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Have Lost That You Wish You Could Get Back? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Food You Simply Cannot Stand?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Coincidence You Have Ever Had? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture With Either The Sunrise, Sunset Or The Mountains (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird You Saw When You Went Out

Hey Pandas, What Has Been The Highlight Of Your Summer So Far?

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Tattoos

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Juicy You Shouldn’t Have Heard While You Were Eavesdropping? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Book Series? (Closed)

Red Foreman • commented on a post 7 months ago

Woman Forces Husband To Make A Post Online To Show She’s Right, Gets A Reality Check Herself

Red Foreman • commented on 12 posts 8 months ago

Artist Continues To Create Controversial Illustrations Full Of Hidden Messages (29 New Pics)

Reminds me of a shirt I saw that had the MAGA phrase but with Native people on it hahaha

23 Examples Of Dangerous But Perfectly Legal Things That People Own

I wonder if people who are part of or believe in the same ideology as PETA drive cars, because cars kill animals ALL THE TIME!

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

No, Trump was 45, Biden 46 and after America has it's Civil War after the next election (fingers crossed) whoever is left standing to be President will be a bag of human waste.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

Or the animal speaking it.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

The relevance is they are so pleased with how much they think they know about anything they want everyone to know that they know everything.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

And one bag of human waste who was the 47th President of the United Idiots.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

And now is the time on Shprokets when we dance.

50 Pictures That Are Unhinged, Unexplainable, And Unnerving (New Pics)

It's Bird Marley. Don't worry. About a thing...

30 People Share Their 'Weird' Things And Ask If Others Do Them As Well

The best is when you say a word or phrase out loud in front of someone as part of the imaginary conversation you are having in your head.

35 Fascinating Things About Australia That Shocked Visitors

That fair dinkum legend Ozzy Man prefers F**k Na!

Red Foreman • commented on 7 posts 9 months ago

“Take Out All The Quarters”: People Share 40 Unscrupulous Practices They Live By

“Don’t Help, Just Keep Filming”: 30 Times People Should Have Helped Someone In Trouble

I am jealous you live in an unspoiled land free from the examples of humanity doing it's worst

“Don’t Help, Just Keep Filming”: 30 Times People Should Have Helped Someone In Trouble

I fully support our canine overlords and welcome their reign of kisses

45 Memes That Introverts And Those Of Us Who Dislike People May Enjoy (New Pics)

I was expecting better from you Pandas, but what in this picture informs you correctly, if any, what gender they ID as?

45 Memes That Introverts And Those Of Us Who Dislike People May Enjoy (New Pics)

Ugh. I need to talk to you about something. Eight scariest words in one sentence.

45 Memes That Introverts And Those Of Us Who Dislike People May Enjoy (New Pics)

Because I was analyzing what you were saying the entire time and could deduce what you were going to say so I had a prepared statement ready when you were done.

45 Memes That Introverts And Those Of Us Who Dislike People May Enjoy (New Pics)

Who's you?!?!

Red Foreman • upvoted an item 7 months ago

“Looks Bigger In Person”: 50 Times People Were Surprised By The Sheer Size Of Something (New Pics)

The Adrian Brody of dog breeds.

Red Foreman • upvoted 3 items 8 months ago

29 Paintings That Perfectly Illustrate The Crazy World We Live In (New Pics)

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

I guess that depends on the language.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

In English.

Red Foreman • upvoted an item 9 months ago

“Cheetahs Are Extremely Inbred”: 50 Interesting Genetics Facts You May Have Missed At School

Equally unfortunate: assigning "blame" over the sex of one's offspring at all, thus perpetuating the biased notion that one has more value than the other.

Red Foreman • upvoted 6 items 10 months ago

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"Cancelled His 1st Class Ticket": 30 People Share The Pettiest Things They've Ever Done

I feel like someone would notice if all their underwear was new.

50 Of The Worst Toy Design Fails That Ought To Get Someone Fired (New Pics)

Spider-Gwen

50 Of The Worst Toy Design Fails That Ought To Get Someone Fired (New Pics)

I'll go to hell for this, but Rafiki was the shaman, and therefore the religious leader.

31 Facts That Took People By Surprise When They First Heard Them, As Shared Online

There’s one star in our solar system

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

If Trump gets selected as president I swear to god I'm moving back to Mexico.

Red Foreman • upvoted 2 items 11 months ago

50 Unsettling Posts From ‘Creepy’ To Leave You Questioning Things (New Pics)

I learned this from "Hedwig and the Angry Inch"

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You, As Shared On This Facebook Page

Nevermind the cheese, what is that brown gunk in with the clean washing??

Red Foreman • upvoted an item 12 months ago

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It still blows my mind that I can walk without thinking about moving specific muscles. Like, I can just go around thinking dumb thoughts while my body just contracts the necessary muscles to move all these appendages just because I pointed in a direction and thought “go.”

Red Foreman • upvoted 6 items 1 year ago