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Reagan
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Reagan • upvoted 39 items 1 year ago
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"I am already your friend, wanna add a boy before it? Well, I love you.."
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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?
Hey, are you a minecraft piglin? Because i feel like if i hit on you, you and all your friends will hunt me down and murder meHey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?
DAMN MY GUY, are you an Apache helicopter cuz I’d let you bomb me any day 😉Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?
Don't touch anything, you're so hot and I don't see a fire extinguisher.Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?
...I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?
"Your the most beautiful girl in the room. You could be a part-time model" -- Flight of the ConcordsHey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?
Damn girl, are you a land mine, because I wanna step on you all the timeHey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?
Damn guy, you… uh. Um. So. Who’s your crush? Not me? Oh niceHey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?
I once had a guy ask if he could see my glasses. I took them off and handed them to him. He said “I actually just wanted to see your eyes.”Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?
I'm going to complain to spotify for not naming you this weeks hottest single
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