Bored Panda

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Hey, are you a minecraft piglin? Because i feel like if i hit on you, you and all your friends will hunt me down and murder me

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...I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.

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Business time!!

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"Your the most beautiful girl in the room. You could be a part-time model" -- Flight of the Concords

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DAMN MY GUY, are you an Apache helicopter cuz I’d let you bomb me any day 😉

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Are you a bank loan? Because I keep getting denied

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Why would you want to step on a land mine?

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Don't touch anything, you're so hot and I don't see a fire extinguisher.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

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Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

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I'm going to complain to spotify for not naming you this weeks hottest single

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Damn girl, are you a land mine, because I wanna step on you all the time

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?

Damn guy, you… uh. Um. So. Who’s your crush? Not me? Oh nice

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Nice

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Cuteee!

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I once had a guy ask if he could see my glasses. I took them off and handed them to him. He said “I actually just wanted to see your eyes.”

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Harry Potter :0

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I drive a '91 Ford Ranger. Sure it breaks down. New pickups do too, but then you gotta make payments on top of repairs.

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Are you my homework? Cause I should be doing you right now but I'm not.

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This looks as if it might have been influenced by Antonio Gaudi.

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Haha clever

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Honestly I dont have one… but how I tell my crush? I dont. I dare my friends to tell them that I like ‘em.

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omg i lost my number!! can i have yours??

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I wish i were cross eyed so I could see you twice

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Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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This is not what I said, but I told her straight that I love her, this is just the one I told to her in my dream. (I am an ambivert, so I have to chose how to tell, and in my dream i choosen this but in real life..., It was straightforward)😎😎

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line?

"I am already your friend, wanna add a boy before it? Well, I love you.."

Reagan

Reagan

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Opinions On Henna?

Show Me A Photo Of Your Pet Looking Really Awkward

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I Ordered Nice Knives For The First Time In My Adult Life From eBay. The Seller Sent Me A Box From The Set I Ordered But The Knives Were A Different Line With Much Lower Quality

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