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Robyn
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I don't like people.
Leave me be unless you come baring animals or food.
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People-Share-Things-Their-Kids-Said
Secret One of my preschoolers came up to me one morning, and she said “I have to whisper something in your ear.” You can only imagine what I was thinking, but I got down and leaned in. She whispered, “I love you” and then shyly smiled. It was the cutest thing to happen to me as a teacher so far.
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Daughter (about 4) and I were playing in the garden.. ..we're playing around with dirt and leaves, and she tells me "Hey you're my boss and I'm the worker, okay?" "Ok good idea." "Phew, just moved more of those leaves for you boss." "Ah good job um, 'worker'!" She stops and looks at me like I'm utterly stupid "Mum, don't be ridiculous. My name's Kenneth."
People-Share-Things-Their-Kids-Said
"Mum, when I die and come back in another life I want you to be my Mum again" At 4 years old my son started to realize what death was and would get upset at the thought of me dying so I explained my beliefs on reincarnation (I've also explained when he grows up he'll make his own choices on what he believes), now at 5 years old he said this to me. My heart melted on the spot.People-Share-Things-Their-Kids-Said
Lectured For Staying Up Late Right now it is almost 4am and I'm awake because the baby inside me is moving around violently (think I'm going into early labour or at least pre-labour) I've been on bed rest for a month and tonight I went a walkabout the house because my back has been killing me and my lower stomach feels a ton of bricks is sitting inside it. So I was walking around the house and went down to the kitchen for a drink. I must have been too loud going down the stairs or in the fridge but my five year old came downstairs like a grumpy old man. His eyes were half shut and he was wearing slippers and his jammie bottoms. He looked at me and said. "Mum. Get to bed. You'll never get up in the morning and I'm not looking after Dad all day."
People-Share-Things-Their-Kids-Said
I have an 11 day old baby and 15 year old son 15yo: are you feeling better today? Me: no, still pretty miserable. I’ll be making dinner tonight though. Time to get back into my routine. 15yo: that’s not a good idea, if you feel miserable. Me (thinking) aww, he doesn’t want me to over exert myself. Sweet. 15yo: because then dinner won’t be good. Me: right.
Body Tissues And A Clueless Dad
My dad doesn't have a clue on anything that happens in the body. I told him I work in a tissue lab and he asked "oh are you developing new Kleenex?" When I told him that I work with body tissue this man really said "oh, I don't think I have that. I just use Kleenex"
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Robyn • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago
People-Share-Things-Their-Kids-Said
"Mum, when I die and come back in another life I want you to be my Mum again" At 4 years old my son started to realize what death was and would get upset at the thought of me dying so I explained my beliefs on reincarnation (I've also explained when he grows up he'll make his own choices on what he believes), now at 5 years old he said this to me. My heart melted on the spot.People-Share-Things-Their-Kids-Said
Lectured For Staying Up Late Right now it is almost 4am and I'm awake because the baby inside me is moving around violently (think I'm going into early labour or at least pre-labour) I've been on bed rest for a month and tonight I went a walkabout the house because my back has been killing me and my lower stomach feels a ton of bricks is sitting inside it. So I was walking around the house and went down to the kitchen for a drink. I must have been too loud going down the stairs or in the fridge but my five year old came downstairs like a grumpy old man. His eyes were half shut and he was wearing slippers and his jammie bottoms. He looked at me and said. "Mum. Get to bed. You'll never get up in the morning and I'm not looking after Dad all day."People-Share-Things-Their-Kids-Said
Secret One of my preschoolers came up to me one morning, and she said “I have to whisper something in your ear.” You can only imagine what I was thinking, but I got down and leaned in. She whispered, “I love you” and then shyly smiled. It was the cutest thing to happen to me as a teacher so far.People-Share-Things-Their-Kids-Said
Daughter (about 4) and I were playing in the garden.. ..we're playing around with dirt and leaves, and she tells me "Hey you're my boss and I'm the worker, okay?" "Ok good idea." "Phew, just moved more of those leaves for you boss." "Ah good job um, 'worker'!" She stops and looks at me like I'm utterly stupid "Mum, don't be ridiculous. My name's Kenneth."People-Share-Things-Their-Kids-Said
I have an 11 day old baby and 15 year old son 15yo: are you feeling better today? Me: no, still pretty miserable. I’ll be making dinner tonight though. Time to get back into my routine. 15yo: that’s not a good idea, if you feel miserable. Me (thinking) aww, he doesn’t want me to over exert myself. Sweet. 15yo: because then dinner won’t be good. Me: right.Body Tissues And A Clueless Dad
My dad doesn't have a clue on anything that happens in the body. I told him I work in a tissue lab and he asked "oh are you developing new Kleenex?" When I told him that I work with body tissue this man really said "oh, I don't think I have that. I just use Kleenex"
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