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Robyn

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I don't like people.
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Robyn • commented on 15 posts 2 years ago

30 People Share The Dead Wrong Things Their Parents Taught Them, And There Is Actual Wisdom In Their Realizations

when my parents say this they don't get mad....

This IG Account Collects Funny Memes About Work Stress; Here Are 40 Of Them

i knew someone who was always late and then ended up being 15 mins late to his funeral because his transportation for the coffin was late XDDD

30 People Share The Dead Wrong Things Their Parents Taught Them, And There Is Actual Wisdom In Their Realizations

when my parents say this they don't get mad....

This IG Account Collects Funny Memes About Work Stress; Here Are 40 Of Them

i knew someone who was always late and then ended up being 15 mins late to his funeral because his transportation for the coffin was late XDDD

30 Best ‘Bedrooms With Threatening Auras’ Shared On This Hilarious Facebook Group

the doll in the right corner looks like Chucky lmao

30 Best ‘Bedrooms With Threatening Auras’ Shared On This Hilarious Facebook Group

I... kinda like it???

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

no because then u break the spine of ur book for some a*****e, use actual wood :)

50 Times People Wanted To Upgrade Their Car But Ended Up With Stupidity On Wheels

why ruin a masdaaaaaaaaaaa thats like my dream car lmao (without the teeth)

35 Of The Most Memorable Moments In Court That These Lawyers Can Recall

LMAOOOooo

People Are Sharing 35 Genius Life Hacks And You Might Be Surprised You Never Thought Of Them

"Thank you for letting me brutally stab you!"

‘Here’s Something I Didn’t Know Until I Was In My 30s’: Guy Is Sharing 27 Useful Tips People Wish They Had Known Sooner

i just use my teeth

‘Here’s Something I Didn’t Know Until I Was In My 30s’: Guy Is Sharing 27 Useful Tips People Wish They Had Known Sooner

unless ur olivia rodrigo (Paramore fans will get it)

50 ‘Not Common Facts’ Shared By This Instagram Page With 7.2M Followers

WAITTTTT HOLD UPPPP.... SpongeBob wasn't just a dish sponge.... THERE ARE ACTUAL YELLOW SPONGES IN THE WATER

50 Obvious Things People Found Out Hilariously Late In Life

I dont understandddddd can someone explain

'What Is A Scientific Fact That Absolutely Blows Your Mind?': People Share 35 Incredible Facts About Our World

can't work out if ur being sarcastic XD (Sorry i have autisum) but thank youuuuu

'What Is A Scientific Fact That Absolutely Blows Your Mind?': People Share 35 Incredible Facts About Our World

this person just riles up my nervessssssss

'What Is A Scientific Fact That Absolutely Blows Your Mind?': People Share 35 Incredible Facts About Our World

no, it's true you egotistical twatt I call you this because you have (OBVIOUSLY) done no research or used a bad site.....

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40 Parents Are Sharing The Craziest Stuff They Heard Their Children Say, And You Wonder What’s Going On In These Small Heads

Or when playing hide and seek, 1...2..skip a few...99...100!

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Secret One of my preschoolers came up to me one morning, and she said “I have to whisper something in your ear.” You can only imagine what I was thinking, but I got down and leaned in. She whispered, “I love you” and then shyly smiled. It was the cutest thing to happen to me as a teacher so far.

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Daughter (about 4) and I were playing in the garden.. ..we're playing around with dirt and leaves, and she tells me "Hey you're my boss and I'm the worker, okay?" "Ok good idea." "Phew, just moved more of those leaves for you boss." "Ah good job um, 'worker'!" She stops and looks at me like I'm utterly stupid "Mum, don't be ridiculous. My name's Kenneth."

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"Mum, when I die and come back in another life I want you to be my Mum again" At 4 years old my son started to realize what death was and would get upset at the thought of me dying so I explained my beliefs on reincarnation (I've also explained when he grows up he'll make his own choices on what he believes), now at 5 years old he said this to me. My heart melted on the spot.

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Lectured For Staying Up Late Right now it is almost 4am and I'm awake because the baby inside me is moving around violently (think I'm going into early labour or at least pre-labour) I've been on bed rest for a month and tonight I went a walkabout the house because my back has been killing me and my lower stomach feels a ton of bricks is sitting inside it. So I was walking around the house and went down to the kitchen for a drink. I must have been too loud going down the stairs or in the fridge but my five year old came downstairs like a grumpy old man. His eyes were half shut and he was wearing slippers and his jammie bottoms. He looked at me and said. "Mum. Get to bed. You'll never get up in the morning and I'm not looking after Dad all day."

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I have an 11 day old baby and 15 year old son 15yo: are you feeling better today? Me: no, still pretty miserable. I’ll be making dinner tonight though. Time to get back into my routine. 15yo: that’s not a good idea, if you feel miserable. Me (thinking) aww, he doesn’t want me to over exert myself. Sweet. 15yo: because then dinner won’t be good. Me: right.

35 Ridiculous Reasons Kids Were Punished At School, As Shared By People On Twitter

Kids don't realize that school don't legally have authority on them. Parents solely have. That school is not a prison, they are free to leave whenever they want, and that forcing anyone to stay somewhere against their will is unlawful imprisonment.

35 Of The Most Memorable Moments In Court That These Lawyers Can Recall

Perfect proof that you really can’t fix stupid

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Body Tissues And A Clueless Dad

My dad doesn't have a clue on anything that happens in the body. I told him I work in a tissue lab and he asked "oh are you developing new Kleenex?" When I told him that I work with body tissue this man really said "oh, I don't think I have that. I just use Kleenex"