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Rainbreeze • upvoted 28 items 11 months ago

50 Hilarious Animal Memes To Leave You Cackling Like A Hyena

When I lived at the countryside a local stray catmom came to me for a few days. I gave her some food and later she brought her two kittens. She wandered off and left them with me. They were very shy at first but build trust quickly and became very close to me. They lived with me for couple of months when one day the mother returned. The little kitty family stayed for a few more days and then went on to other adventures.

50 Hilarious Animal Memes To Leave You Cackling Like A Hyena

I got absolutely pummeled by my cat with her cone. She ended up in the cone 3 times in a couple months from surgery, then complications from the surgery. She's fine now. Well, minus an eye. But she's my little Pirate so I forgive her for trying to kill me with the cone.

50 Hilarious Animal Memes To Leave You Cackling Like A Hyena

Hey Pandas, What's Something Your Parents Said To You That Hurt And Still Sticks With You?

I'm so sorry if you ever need someone to talk to someone I'm here. If you want I can give you my discord user. But remember you are important and people care about you.

Hello Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing That Ever Happens To You?

Stoped at Arby’s to get some lunch. Payed and the worker handed me my small drink cup and said “it’s about a 15 min wait”. I take the cup and I walk over to the soda machine. Me being budget conscious and overly thirsty I get no ice and full it to the rim with Dr Pepper. I tell my 16yr old daughter how thirsty I am as I joke about how fast and how much I’m drinking. Saying how cold and delicious it is as she mocks the sound of me gulping sounds like I’m swallowing rocks.(running joke) she says it can’t be that good and plucks it out of my hand ask as takes a big drink her self. At this point Iv taking 3 massive gulping/drinks and she’s had on big chug and is sipping on it constantly as we wait for our number to be called. Once they call us she gets the food and I say “ I’ll refill the drink and add some ice since we drank it all”. Cup sloshing in my hand feeling very light, I pull the lid off and not a drop more could fit in the cup. It was completely full to the top so full I was spilling little bits out the side from taking off the lid. I was using the counter across from the soda machine so I had my back to where I would need to get the refill.My daughter walks up asking what the hold up is. She didn’t see me filling the cup or hear the ice machine. She looks at the open cup on the counter as so slowly says “why didn’t you get a refill”? We both just stood there looking at the cup completely confused. I don’t know what happened or how it happened to this day. We both didn’t known what to think about it so I pop the lid back on and we leave. Joking that maybe it will always magically refill.

Hey Pandas, What Would You Say To Your Younger Self?

Don’t. Climb. Trees. Also, make it your goal to be the most blatantly honest and insulting person in that school, because it will be the only time when you can speak whatever you want.

Hey Pandas, What Would You Say To Your Younger Self?

I'd probably punch him in the face and just say 'Trust me, you deserve it'.

Hey Pandas, What Would You Say To Your Younger Self?

Hold on. It gets worse and then it gets better and it will get worse again. But hold on because there's life and love to be found even in the worse moments.

Hey Pandas, What Would You Say To Your Younger Self?

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

Hey Pandas, What Would You Say To Your Younger Self?

Don’t make promises you can’t keep

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Senior year of high school, my teacher had a record player in their room. At the end of the day, we had a two minute period of silent reflection. I asked if I could play a record during this time, and he said yes. I brought in a record by The Temptations, which he approved. The bell rings. Everything is dead silent. I place my record on the plate and lower the needle gingerly. Suddenly, a familiar drum fill is heard, followed by cheesy synth strings. The record that I placed on the turntable was, in fact, not by The Temptations---it was Never Going To Give You Up by Rick Astley. Everyone in class began yelling, making a ruckus. I had just rickrolled my teacher with a vinyl record. He looked me dead and the eyes and said, "If someone ten years ago had told me that one of my students was going to rick roll me like that.....I would not have become a teacher".

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Not so much evil, but one of my best pranks that was the most work for such a little reaction. Was a lifeguard through high school. One of my coworkers ordered chinese food but it was her shift when her food came. I immediately got hold of her fortune cookie, carefully pulled out the fortune, printed off a replica with the exact size and logo on it and even had the numbers on the back. Carefully put the fortune in the cookie. Then I got a plate for her, put the food on it (like the nice guy that I am) and made it look presentable. There was a priceless look on her face as she read “Lifeguarding is not for you”.

Kevin_Uxbridge reply

I made a friend believe she was being followed by a garden gnome. For *years*. Many of her friends are involved plus other helpers. She shows up at a B&B in Scotland (that we'd recommended) and there was a gnome in the garden, and it looked *exactly* like the gnome that'd briefly turned up in her yard. Then she saw it on her way to work. Then in Provence. And Germany. It really did look like the same gnome. It was.

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At my sisters swim meet, I found an ice machine tucked away in a garage looking thing. So I started collecting the ice and somehow managed to put ice in nearly everyone’s shoe at the meet. It was a wild beautiful moment of pure confusion and chaos. Everyone started freaking out and no one knew it was the little shy girl who secretly enjoyed turmoil:).

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I can meow just like a cat. In fact I can do it so well that people will often look around for the cat that is not there. This has resulted in several hilarious instances of strangers running around frantically looking for the cat and me sitting off to the side watching. Stray cats will usually stare at me for a couple seconds before continuing doing whatever. Pet cats will usually hold a conversation with me, particularly if they're chatty.

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One summer in college, I worked in the registrar's office, registering all the incoming freshmen. A prof who was a mentor to me was teaching freshmen seminar and asked me to hand pick a class for her. Straight A students, high SATs, whatever. So I did. 15 students, all named Sarah.

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My mum's laptop wallpaper was a picture of her granddaughter. I copied the picture 100 times and made her wallpaper a slide show of the same picture over and over again, so the file would change but nothing would change visibly on the monitor. The pictures would change every 10 seconds. On one of the images I painted a tiny little curly moustache on her. So randomly for 10 seconds my niece would have a moustache. My mum thought she was either losing her mind or had a computer virus and everytime the moustache popped up, it was gone by the time she tried to show anyone.

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When my brother and I were in middle school, my brother liked to skateboard with our next-door neighbor. One day, my brother and the neighbor took the sheet of plywood from under my brother’s upper bunk bed (no one slept in the upper bunk) out of the house and started making a skateboard ramp out of it in the neighbor’s adjacent yard. My parents had explicitly told him that he wasn’t allowed to do that. Now, in my defense, my brother teased me unmercifully (to the point of tears, on multiple occasions), so keep in mind that he had had it coming for a long time. Anyway, an evil little plan hatched in my brain. I ran to the upstairs window and yelled down at them, “[brother’s name], guess what?!! Mom knows EVERYTHING and she is SOOO mad.” Then I slammed the window shut and ran to the stairs and waited while watching my mom read the newspaper. A few moments later, my brother walks in the front door looking worried and says, “mom, I’m so sorry.” My mom (who had no idea what was going on) said, “about what?” While slowly putting the newspaper down. “For making a skateboard ramp out of the wood from the bunk bed.” “YOU DID WHAT?!!” At that moment, a wave of shock and realization swept across my brother’s face and our eyes met. I let out the biggest evilest little sister cackle and ran into my room. We are adults now and still laugh about it from time-to-time.

The_Mantis-O-Shrimp reply

I remember it like it was yesterday. At summer camp my cabin's leaders found a little snake that wasn't doing so well so they decided to put it in an old terrarium in our cabin. A few of the guys were nervous about it. So the next day when the leaders decided the snake was well enough to release, I asked that they keep quiet about releasing it. when the other guys got back to the cabin and found no snake in the terrarium, chaos ensued.

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Rainbreeze • submitted a list addition 11 months ago