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Throwawayforobv
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Yosemite_Sam9099 reply
I worked with a single guy that wanted to find an Aussie woman to marry because American women ‘gave too much lip’. I had to break it to him that an Aussie woman would kick his butt viciously and leave him crippled for even thinking like that.
String_Peens reply
“All women want is money” because I asked what he did for work. He was unemployed. Sir, we are both almost 30. We aren’t kids anymore, how are you able to make such a statement when you don’t even have a job? I don’t want your money, I want to date a grown man who isn’t looking to turn his girlfriend into his mother so he doesn’t have to do anything all day.
Yosemite_Sam9099 reply
I worked with a single guy that wanted to find an Aussie woman to marry because American women ‘gave too much lip’. I had to break it to him that an Aussie woman would kick his butt viciously and leave him crippled for even thinking like that.
String_Peens reply
“All women want is money” because I asked what he did for work. He was unemployed. Sir, we are both almost 30. We aren’t kids anymore, how are you able to make such a statement when you don’t even have a job? I don’t want your money, I want to date a grown man who isn’t looking to turn his girlfriend into his mother so he doesn’t have to do anything all day.
lordadriancrossofsea reply
Seems 18-25 year old lads talking about Andrew Tate and wondering why girls can't stand them.
McSmashley reply
Maybe not the dumbest thing he's said but it's the most consistent.
My brother, literally anytime a woman is mad or even just annoyed with him: "Aww did your period just start?"
I'm convinced my brother will die a virgin. It's better for humanity that way. My husband worked with someone who knows my brother and she told him that my brother's attitude and behavior towards her and her friends is the reason she's a lesbian.
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McSmashley reply
Maybe not the dumbest thing he's said but it's the most consistent.
My brother, literally anytime a woman is mad or even just annoyed with him: "Aww did your period just start?"
I'm convinced my brother will die a virgin. It's better for humanity that way. My husband worked with someone who knows my brother and she told him that my brother's attitude and behavior towards her and her friends is the reason she's a lesbian.
Yosemite_Sam9099 reply
I worked with a single guy that wanted to find an Aussie woman to marry because American women ‘gave too much lip’. I had to break it to him that an Aussie woman would kick his butt viciously and leave him crippled for even thinking like that.
lordadriancrossofsea reply
Seems 18-25 year old lads talking about Andrew Tate and wondering why girls can't stand them.
String_Peens reply
“All women want is money” because I asked what he did for work. He was unemployed. Sir, we are both almost 30. We aren’t kids anymore, how are you able to make such a statement when you don’t even have a job? I don’t want your money, I want to date a grown man who isn’t looking to turn his girlfriend into his mother so he doesn’t have to do anything all day.
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