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Portia the Pretty Mess

Portia the Pretty Mess

Community Member

Portia the Pretty Mess

Portia the Pretty Mess

Community Member

2 posts
11 comments
47 upvotes
21 points

I’m an aspiring artist and writer stuck in the body of a nurse. A 48 year old single mom, I’ve survived cancer, heroin addiction, domestic assault and 4 teenagers, 3 of which were girls. I’m pretty sure I’m also a cat. My life is like a rollercoaster, everyone is screaming, once you’re on you’re stuck and there’s nowhere to pee. It’s exhilarating though. You only have one life, make it worth gossiping about when you’re gone! Always ready for a new adventure so give me some ideas!