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Portia the Pretty Mess
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I’m an aspiring artist and writer stuck in the body of a nurse. A 48 year old single mom, I’ve survived cancer, heroin addiction, domestic assault and 4 teenagers, 3 of which were girls. I’m pretty sure I’m also a cat. My life is like a rollercoaster, everyone is screaming, once you’re on you’re stuck and there’s nowhere to pee. It’s exhilarating though. You only have one life, make it worth gossiping about when you’re gone! Always ready for a new adventure so give me some ideas!
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Hey LGBTQ Pandas, What Is One Of Your Pride Pet Peeves?
I am bisexual and I am often told that bisexuxal people cannot be faithful to a partner because they will always be attracted to other men and women. As if heterosexual and homosexual people aren't often attracted to someone else. I also hate being asked why I don't just choose to be gay or straight and that I should just make up my mind and that dating a woman does not mean I have become straight or dating a guy does not mean that I am now gay.Hey LGBTQ Pandas, What Is One Of Your Pride Pet Peeves?
I am bisexual and I am often told that bisexuxal people cannot be faithful to a partner because they will always be attracted to other men and women. As if heterosexual and homosexual people aren't often attracted to someone else. I also hate being asked why I don't just choose to be gay or straight and that I should just make up my mind and that dating a woman does not mean I have become straight or dating a guy does not mean that I am now gay.Hey LGBTQ Pandas, What Is One Of Your Pride Pet Peeves?
when someone lies about their sexuality, gender, or pronouns for clout. you can’t say you’re bi if you are actually straightHey LGBTQ Pandas, What Is One Of Your Pride Pet Peeves?
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Portia the Pretty Mess • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago
Hey LGBTQ Pandas, What Is One Of Your Pride Pet Peeves?
I am bisexual and I am often told that bisexuxal people cannot be faithful to a partner because they will always be attracted to other men and women. As if heterosexual and homosexual people aren't often attracted to someone else. I also hate being asked why I don't just choose to be gay or straight and that I should just make up my mind and that dating a woman does not mean I have become straight or dating a guy does not mean that I am now gay.Hey LGBTQ Pandas, What Is One Of Your Pride Pet Peeves?
People "identifying" as something and making it their entire personalityHey LGBTQ Pandas, What Is One Of Your Pride Pet Peeves?
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