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excuse.you • commented on 19 posts 2 years ago

50 Examples Of Jokes Just Flying Over People's Heads, As Shared In This Online Thread

*in annoying voice* Oh well *licks mouth, puts hair behind ear and blinks slowly* the second one looked at me weirdly /j

50 Slightly Odd Things You Have Probably Secretly Done That Everyone Else Has Too

I had flurry at my island and she was such a nuisance so I got rid of her…

50 Examples Of Jokes Just Flying Over People's Heads, As Shared In This Online Thread

*in annoying voice* Oh well *licks mouth, puts hair behind ear and blinks slowly* the second one looked at me weirdly /j

50 Slightly Odd Things You Have Probably Secretly Done That Everyone Else Has Too

I had flurry at my island and she was such a nuisance so I got rid of her…

50 Slightly Odd Things You Have Probably Secretly Done That Everyone Else Has Too

Also apparently if you lick your hand and then smell it it’s a good indication of what your breath smells like except it doesn’t work all the time for example just after the pool when you smell like chlorine

50 Slightly Odd Things You Have Probably Secretly Done That Everyone Else Has Too

I once ‘self diagnosed’ myself to having adhd turns out that adhd and the thing I have (sensory processing disorder) has a lot of things that intertwine with eachother so I didn’t have adhd I had spd

50 Slightly Odd Things You Have Probably Secretly Done That Everyone Else Has Too

Once I did this… in public… but I was wearing a really tight one suit… and the cubicle ran out of tp… I did the sprint waddle of shame and as soon as I closed the door of the new cubicle someone walked in.

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

Yeah it was 1am and I was feeling pissed since I have Covid while on holiday

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

I’m not sure but it was 1am and I was feeling pissed

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

This happens too in my country also don’t know why you got a downvote

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

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35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)

I don’t see anything wrong with this picture can someone enlighten me?

“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)

This happened to me when I was like 2 still haunts me to this day *shivers*

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Not to be rude or anything pratricia but why would one be in such an emergency they would need to drive their car on the sidewalk?

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Wait I don’t see what’s wrong he had to move out so he took his home with him? If I broke up with someone I would take my home with me not just leave it to my ex.

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excuse.you • upvoted 21 items 2 years ago

50 Examples Of Jokes Just Flying Over People's Heads, As Shared In This Online Thread

The true Bored Panda experience XD

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Like if you’ve gotten this far!!!

50 Examples Of Jokes Just Flying Over People's Heads, As Shared In This Online Thread

The true Bored Panda experience XD

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Like if you’ve gotten this far!!!

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Well, looks like someone found Nemo at least. (Y’all I’m joking, I’m joking don’t kill me)

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Nah, just a normal Aussie summer....

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

she has her dads nose

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

That looks like a horror movie poster

50 Examples Of Jokes Just Flying Over People's Heads, As Shared In This Online Thread

Aha! The downvote fairies have struck again! Can one of the cowardly downvote fairies explain what is wrong with 6 little cubes of ‘mist’ emojis and what is offensive? Otherwise, please eff off.

50 Examples Of Jokes Just Flying Over People's Heads, As Shared In This Online Thread

🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫 there.

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

Although I understand the joke here, red and blue -> police. But in my country, you get what we call "ghost" police. Police driving in unmarked cars on purpose. They will be in full uniform, just in a car that looks completely normal. This is to counter criminals and drunk drivers trying to avoid them, mostly at night. Not sure how "legal" that is, but it happens.

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

We're learning every day.

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

The entire outfit

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

The shoes we wear to take out the garbage?

People Are Sharing Photos Of Their Best 'My House, Not My Cat' Encounters (40 New Pics)

That's a great story!! I didn't use a ribbon, but When I told my neighbor the cat she has been feeding is mine, she picked it up and wouldn't let me take him home. She has two of my cats now...I shouldn't be on this thread. :( It's killing me.....for real. *slams the door on her way out*

People Are Sharing Photos Of Their Best 'My House, Not My Cat' Encounters (40 New Pics)

Mmm kitty soup 🤤 /j

Artist’s 41 New Clever Illustrations About Modern Society

“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)

Bath & Body Works?

“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)

.....well now I'm gonna have to try it

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

We don't know who's driveway is blocked. Perhaps it's the Tesla owner's own driveway, which also has 2 other cars filling it, necessitating (in the Tesla owner's mind) the car overflowing onto the sidewalk.

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

You mean STOMP on his toes.

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Not to mention she has her nasty a$$ all over the equipment.

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

No, it's this size

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excuse.you • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Examples Of Jokes Just Flying Over People's Heads, As Shared In This Online Thread

*in annoying voice* Oh well *licks mouth, puts hair behind ear and blinks slowly* the second one looked at me weirdly /j

50 Slightly Odd Things You Have Probably Secretly Done That Everyone Else Has Too

I had flurry at my island and she was such a nuisance so I got rid of her…

50 Slightly Odd Things You Have Probably Secretly Done That Everyone Else Has Too

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

Yeah it was 1am and I was feeling pissed since I have Covid while on holiday

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

I’m not sure but it was 1am and I was feeling pissed

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

This happens too in my country also don’t know why you got a downvote

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)

I don’t see anything wrong with this picture can someone enlighten me?

“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)

This happened to me when I was like 2 still haunts me to this day *shivers*

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Not to be rude or anything pratricia but why would one be in such an emergency they would need to drive their car on the sidewalk?

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Wait I don’t see what’s wrong he had to move out so he took his home with him? If I broke up with someone I would take my home with me not just leave it to my ex.

50 Times Winners Of The Greatest Photoshop Battles Made The Internet A Funnier Place (New Pics)

I think it’s the peg on the far left it is slightly turned.

excuse.you • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

50 Examples Of Jokes Just Flying Over People's Heads, As Shared In This Online Thread

The true Bored Panda experience XD

50 Examples Of Jokes Just Flying Over People's Heads, As Shared In This Online Thread

🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫 there.

50 Examples Of Jokes Just Flying Over People's Heads, As Shared In This Online Thread

Aha! The downvote fairies have struck again! Can one of the cowardly downvote fairies explain what is wrong with 6 little cubes of ‘mist’ emojis and what is offensive? Otherwise, please eff off.

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Like if you’ve gotten this far!!!

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Well, looks like someone found Nemo at least. (Y’all I’m joking, I’m joking don’t kill me)

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

That looks like a horror movie poster

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Nah, just a normal Aussie summer....

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

she has her dads nose

50 Slightly Odd Things You Have Probably Secretly Done That Everyone Else Has Too

I was thinking the same. The hell with it serial murderer, get it over with. Should I get in the shower so there isn't as much of a mess and you can wash all the evidence down the drain? The bleach is under the sink. Have at it. 🤪🔪

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

We're learning every day.

Artist’s 41 New Clever Illustrations About Modern Society

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

The entire outfit

35 Sarcastic Comics That You’ll Probably Need To See Twice To Understand By Gudim (New Pics)

The shoes we wear to take out the garbage?

People Are Sharing Photos Of Their Best 'My House, Not My Cat' Encounters (40 New Pics)

Mmm kitty soup 🤤 /j

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)

.....well now I'm gonna have to try it

“Humans Doing Human Things”: 50 Pics That Showcase The Weird And Chaotic Side Of Humanity (New Pics)

Bath & Body Works?

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

You mean STOMP on his toes.

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