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Mäandertal

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Life is short and messy - so am I. 34 going on 65.Love, music, good food and laughter.

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Mäandertal • submitted a new post 1 day ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Which Appliance In Your House Do You Use The Most?

Mäandertal • commented on 11 posts 1 day ago

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Elastic truth in advertising

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

I'm so happy you've already commented this all over. I had the same urge.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Elastic truth in advertising

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

I'm so happy you've already commented this all over. I had the same urge.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

This is about the front label

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

If you don't know how to pronounce it, it could very well be pronounced shlong.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Well that's literally illegal

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

While the world is drowning in garbage. This makes me so angry.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Hmmm... In Germany we also get them in packages that are basically paper bags, even in the Lindt Stores

"He Was Leaving To Go Get Her": Husband Brings Affair Child Home To Find Nothing Left For Her

Ok this one is so blatantly nothing but rage bait.

Flight Attendants Kick Out Passenger Who Barely Fits In Their Seat Due To Obese Seatmate

I guess the 6% "Both parties are at fault" people are the ones who also don't realize how they upset everyone around them

Pregnant Mom Shamed For Wearing Bikini In Front Of Her 3YO Fires Back At Critics

It's just a butt. Is she seeking attention in an awkward manner? Sure. But the butt is not the problem.

20 Questions About Shakespeare That Will Really Challenge Your Literature Knowledge

Don't know why people are upset, I'm right with you UKGrandad. Proofreading isn't a crime.

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Mäandertal • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

Pregnant Mom Shamed For Wearing Bikini In Front Of Her 3YO Fires Back At Critics

These people are sick in the head if they have these sorts of thoughts about a woman wearing a bikini near her child. Sick minds

Hey Pandas, Which Appliance In Your House You Use The Most?

My coffee machine.

Mäandertal • commented on 7 posts 2 days ago

Girlfriend Turns To Food Banks While Boyfriend Making $115K Sticks To Even Bill Splits

Oh my, I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't even imagine. I hope you have loving people around you to help you through this.

Girlfriend Turns To Food Banks While Boyfriend Making $115K Sticks To Even Bill Splits

Well, if he insists on hoarding money instead of designing a life with a loved one with money he already owns then... ok I guess.

Girlfriend Turns To Food Banks While Boyfriend Making $115K Sticks To Even Bill Splits

Oh my, I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't even imagine. I hope you have loving people around you to help you through this.

Girlfriend Turns To Food Banks While Boyfriend Making $115K Sticks To Even Bill Splits

Well, if he insists on hoarding money instead of designing a life with a loved one with money he already owns then... ok I guess.

30 Satisfying And Funny Text Conversations People Had With Scammers

Probably gotta be pretty numb in order to do this "work"

Groomsman Stunned After Realizing The Price For Friend’s Wedding: “Total: $3,800”

For a big wedding that's still pretty modest I think. I'm just regularly shook by what is deemed normal and why one wouldn't invest large sums into the future instead of a single blowout. And don't even get me started on acquaintances with the most spectacular weddings that are being divorced merely two years later. It's just baffling to me where people's priorities are.

30 Satisfying And Funny Text Conversations People Had With Scammers

Perfection

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

Does anyone know their reason to keep this a secret? Objecting husbands? Laws that prevent people from helping?

Groomsman Stunned After Realizing The Price For Friend’s Wedding: “Total: $3,800”

You can have an entire wedding for 3,8k if you're not delulu

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Mäandertal • upvoted 19 items 2 days ago

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

You have to read the label. 15 mL means they are selling it for $4,666.9 per liter.

Jacket Worn By UnitedHealthcare CEO’s Assassin Becomes Best Seller As Celebrations Go Viral

It's an insurance company that collects premiums, but when it's time to disburse money -a time that is often a difficult and grieving time for people and their families- put greed over humanity and behaves in an inhuman and disgusting way. Yes, in your words they should "get a grip". And -you know what- pistols have a grip.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

You have to read the label. 15 mL means they are selling it for $4,666.9 per liter.

Jacket Worn By UnitedHealthcare CEO’s Assassin Becomes Best Seller As Celebrations Go Viral

If You Get Over 12 Questions Right, You Will Be Crowned The Golden Globes Expert

I know nothing about Golgen Globe but managed to hit 9 correct answers by chosing randomly. Gone to buy a lottery ticket...

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

The box is clear. You can clearly see that only the cookies in the front have sprinkles. Clearly.

Groomsman Stunned After Realizing The Price For Friend’s Wedding: “Total: $3,800”

Just tell your friend that you wish you could go but unfortunately it is too expensive. If he is your friend, he will understand. If he doesn't, then he isn't. End of.

Groomsman Stunned After Realizing The Price For Friend’s Wedding: “Total: $3,800”

We did it for 4k. Family and closest friends, around 25 guests if I recall. World heritage building, lovely wedding, everyone fed and happy. The suite and dress were the largest costs. We had our family and closest friends.

20 Questions About Shakespeare That Will Really Challenge Your Literature Knowledge

18/20, but the questions are badly written. Q1:Who stabs themselves... One person, not multiple, so 'themself'. Q2: Which play The Three Sisters... In which play *do* the Three sisters. Q6: In which play the famous line 'To be or not to be-that is the question.' is uttered? In which play *is' [...] the question' uttered? Q7: In which play a man known... In which play *can* a man. And on, and on, and on.

30 Satisfying And Funny Text Conversations People Had With Scammers

Doesn't seem to matter what you say. They still stick to their scripts.

Groomsman Stunned After Realizing The Price For Friend’s Wedding: “Total: $3,800”

Not sure about that. Depending on number of family and friends, it'll get hard...unless you skip (maybe used) dress etc altogether. Of course, I'm thinking without all this bridemaids stuff anyway (not America). We had a wedding with dress, suit, flowers at church, nothing absolutely fancy etc with 80 guests 18 years ago for about 7k euro.

Person Who Knows 3 Languages Puts Rude American In His Place: "The Only Language You Know"

Especially the one that said "it seemed like he was just having fun at your expense"! Uh, yeah, that's the actual problem - it was at OP's expense!

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Again, weights and measures complaint.

Person Who Knows 3 Languages Puts Rude American In His Place: "The Only Language You Know"

The YTAs are absolutely bonkers. Again!

“I'm At A Loss”: Person Gets The Police Involved When Neighbor Pours Water On Driveway To Freeze

Get a camera on your side to record 'your property' but make sure the angle is wide enough to show her and her actions (including pouring water in winter right along your property line) Save the video evidence every time. Take a screenshot of a weather app showing the temp when it happens (proving freezing temp/intent to make ice/deliberate slip n fall situation) save that too. Keep all documentation in a folder by date so you have a clear pattern of her actions. Make this into a video that you can share to police, bylaw officers, animal control, lawyers, anyone. Keep the video updated and ready to share should a) anything worse happen b) you find the right person to show this to. It'll be ready immediately (you don't have to spend hours putting it together)

40 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared On This Page

Turns out you don't even need a foreign power for that...

40 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared On This Page

Armenia Lives!

“I Fought This Bill For Three Years”

“The Care You’ve Requested Is Not Medically Necessary”

40 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared On This Page

Sad.

40 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared On This Page

I wish this was true of only industrial revolution era.

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Mäandertal • submitted a new post 1 day ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Which Appliance In Your House Do You Use The Most?

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Mäandertal • commented on 11 posts 1 day ago

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Elastic truth in advertising

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

I'm so happy you've already commented this all over. I had the same urge.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

This is about the front label

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

If you don't know how to pronounce it, it could very well be pronounced shlong.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Well that's literally illegal

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

While the world is drowning in garbage. This makes me so angry.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Hmmm... In Germany we also get them in packages that are basically paper bags, even in the Lindt Stores

"He Was Leaving To Go Get Her": Husband Brings Affair Child Home To Find Nothing Left For Her

Ok this one is so blatantly nothing but rage bait.

Flight Attendants Kick Out Passenger Who Barely Fits In Their Seat Due To Obese Seatmate

I guess the 6% "Both parties are at fault" people are the ones who also don't realize how they upset everyone around them

Pregnant Mom Shamed For Wearing Bikini In Front Of Her 3YO Fires Back At Critics

It's just a butt. Is she seeking attention in an awkward manner? Sure. But the butt is not the problem.

20 Questions About Shakespeare That Will Really Challenge Your Literature Knowledge

Don't know why people are upset, I'm right with you UKGrandad. Proofreading isn't a crime.

Mäandertal • commented on 7 posts 2 days ago

Girlfriend Turns To Food Banks While Boyfriend Making $115K Sticks To Even Bill Splits

Oh my, I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't even imagine. I hope you have loving people around you to help you through this.

Girlfriend Turns To Food Banks While Boyfriend Making $115K Sticks To Even Bill Splits

Well, if he insists on hoarding money instead of designing a life with a loved one with money he already owns then... ok I guess.

30 Satisfying And Funny Text Conversations People Had With Scammers

Probably gotta be pretty numb in order to do this "work"

Groomsman Stunned After Realizing The Price For Friend’s Wedding: “Total: $3,800”

30 Satisfying And Funny Text Conversations People Had With Scammers

Perfection

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

Does anyone know their reason to keep this a secret? Objecting husbands? Laws that prevent people from helping?

Groomsman Stunned After Realizing The Price For Friend’s Wedding: “Total: $3,800”

You can have an entire wedding for 3,8k if you're not delulu

Mäandertal • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

While this is unbelievable courage - how is this a feel good story? The 'normalcy' of children being murdered regularly in their schools is grotesquely sinister.

People Stunned After US And Russian Men Share Views On 100% Financially Supporting Their Partners

No need for quotation marks my dude.

Mäandertal • upvoted 20 items 1 day ago

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

The company tried to pretend there was another speaker there, but it was just wood covered by a speaker front.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Contact the manufacturer.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Return it, or contact the manufacturer.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

The box is clear. You can clearly see that only the cookies in the front have sprinkles. Clearly.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Impossible to see!

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

I think same brand, different flavour, because the squiggles and D look the same, just different colour.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

*resists making a joke about a snake being called a schlange* 🫣

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Again, weights and measures complaint.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

There is a practical purpose: to deceive you

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

You have to read the label. 15 mL means they are selling it for $4,666.9 per liter.

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

Never mess with a hungry pregnant!

I Want My Money Back

50 Times Companies Put Profits Above Ethics With Their Packaging Designs (New Pics)

That is LITERALLY cheating!

Hilarious-History-Jokes-Memes

40 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared On This Page

I wish this was true of only industrial revolution era.

Hilarious-History-Jokes-Memes

40 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared On This Page

But of course to discuss Napoleon we really must first examine Augustus...

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