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Phonax

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Phonax

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I'm just here to have fun and see facts, have a good laugh, and find some interesting stories.

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Phonax • upvoted an item 4 months ago

45 Scammers Who Got ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off (New Pics)

Son of a whore and Scotsman…

Phonax • commented on a post 4 months ago

45 Scammers Who Got ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off (New Pics)

Son of a whore and Scotsman…

Phonax • upvoted 18 items 6 months ago

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Love it that Arctic means ‘bears’ and Antarctic means ‘not the arctic’! So, ‘not the place that has bears’ 😂

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50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Love it that Arctic means ‘bears’ and Antarctic means ‘not the arctic’! So, ‘not the place that has bears’ 😂

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Phonax • upvoted an item 10 months ago

30 Funny And Very Specific Shirts, As Shared On This Online Community

Gen Z humor states that if there’s a word or a phrase randomly somewhere and it seems out of place, it must be made fun of. Like in the shirt, it’s funny, and the “San Antonio” is out of place, so people in the comments will point it out Gen Z humor also states that when you see somebody make a joke in the comments, you must copy it, but do it worse.

Phonax • commented on a post 10 months ago

30 Funny And Very Specific Shirts, As Shared On This Online Community

Phonax • upvoted 11 items 1 year ago

50 Brilliant Tinder Chats That Totally Deserve A Date, But Don’t Always Work As Expected (New Pics)

𝓣𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓼, 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽

burke830 reply

High school in FL, 1980s. At the beginning of winter break, this guy broke into a second floor classroom and placed a duck, a kiddie pool with water, and like 4 loaves of bread. First day back the room was covered in duck s**t. Duck was fine. Epic.

50 Brilliant Tinder Chats That Totally Deserve A Date, But Don’t Always Work As Expected (New Pics)

𝓣𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓼, 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽

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Daniel-MP reply

One year after finishing high school when he was already in college he went to a feminist demonstration with around 300 people and used a moment of silence to shout 'go home and make dinner' to the atendees.

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Washed the chocolate topping away...

baviddowie23 reply

I used to be a wedding photographer in Las Vegas at several hotels and downtown wedding chapels. I’ve got so many of these stories. Here’s a fun one. Monday - I get booked to shoot the wedding Wednesday- hotel calls me to cancel because the bride backed out. Thursday- hotel calls to rebook me because wedding is back on. Same groom but different bride. Friday - I shoot the wedding with the new bride about 18 or 19 years old (groom was early 20s) and it’s clear they barely know each other. Bride just kept saying “this is so crazy, I can’t believe I’m doing this”. Neither could I. No, it wasn’t a mail order bride. Here’s a sad one… Older couple, I’d guess in their 40’s/50’s. The limo driver calls and tips me off that the bride is being a problem. She arrives and is extremely rude to everyone on the staff while the groom is being apologetic and super nice. The ceremony starts and she fast walks down the isle doesn’t wait for the groom. The groom sheepishly catches up at the altar. When it’s her time to say “I do” she says “yea whatever” in a b****y annoyed tone. The groom says “I do”. You could cut the tension in the room with the knife. The minister keeps things in track and finishes the ceremony and we get to the kiss. Instead of kissing the groom she turns her face and gives him her cheek. She then fast walks back down the isle, signs the paperwork and left. The groom was in tears. Never saw them again and I’m sure it didn’t last. Here’s another… I would guess the bride was in her 70s and the groom was in his early 20s. One side of the chapel was all walkers and oxygen tanks while the other was drunk 20 something’s. Pretty sure it was a money grab but it was notable because normally the genders are reversed on these kind of weddings. Another fun one…. Wedding was at the top of the stratosphere tower. The couple shows up and the bride is a new age crystal type very, let’s say, spiritual and the groom straight up looks like a 1849 gold miner. Rope belt, floppy hat, 3 teeth the whole thing. The bride tells me there would be spirits and angles in the photos and the reason they got married at the stratosphere is because it’s the closest place to heaven that they could get married. They were so weird about it and said so many times that they wanted to be with god and go to heaven that the hotel had the bomb dog sniff them before getting on the elevator to go to the top. We lie and tell them it’s standard practice to have the dogs sniff everyone. Wedding happens and they start chanting nonsense words (speaking in tongues?) then proceed to have the grossest make out session I’ve ever seen. Turns out they met that week in AA.

samprimary reply

Her 3 kids from a previous marriage (8, 9, and 12) were screaming their as*es off and covering themselves in soda and overturning tables while making extremely hostile, profanity laden demands for a driveable hot wheels car, and escalated to just randomly hitting people with baseball bats. whole time mom was going "haha, aren't they so crazy. oh its ok they just get to express themselves. we unschool," lasted (afaik) somewhere between four and five months