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Phoenix

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Phoenix

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Phoenix • upvoted 24 items 6 months ago

Man Upset Daughter Says She’ll Skip His 5th Wedding And Will Catch The Next As Her BF Isn’t Invited

My older brother tried to pull something similar once and tried to exclude my wife from a get together (at the time we weren't officially together but everyone and their grandma knew we were deeply into each other). I opted to stay home with my future wife instead. My mom gave him a huge chewing out for that one! His wife in particular never liked that my wife is trans, and got even more passive-aggressive when she found out that I'm both intersex and (technically) trans. Kind of glad those two aren't part of our lives any longer.

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

My results for this year will determine the kind of college I could attend next year. If I fail or perform poorly then I won’t get accepted into a good college and my chances of getting my dream job will reduce

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

Omg I fell right into that one

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

What?

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

The sky! I'm sorry I'll see myself out

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

I went to an ENT doctor because I was having trouble breathing and it turns out I have sleep apnea. Boo. I can't sleep with something on my face so I'm thinking that Inspire implant. I'm a little scared though.

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

Yes, it was been very nicely calm lately. As to what Star says, I have seen a downvote fairy around tonight but could be nothing.

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

Set in stone? How so? Also, I agree with Nathaniel. You're really smart, Star. If anything, you try your best and that's all you can do.

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

You’re getting downvoted so I think they’re still a bit mad at you

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

Actually that’s false. Till last year it would be fine if I failed but if I fail this year then my future will be set in stone

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

If worst comes to the worst, and you do not pass, it is not the end of the world. You can still achieve your dreams.

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

I’m not sure, I’m sick so it’ll be nearly impossible to score above 85%

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

You are an absolute brainbox, you will do fine in your exams.

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

The transphobic stalker troll who followed me around on this site seems to have finally moved on, or at the very least is laying low.

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

My school finally opened up and now I’ve got exams on Monday. I’m feeling bad for no apparent reason but it’ll probably take care of itself. How are you?

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

...ok but fr, not really that much. I guess I've been kind of obsessed with hazbin and helluva boss lately? Idk I finished both series so im just waiting for the new episodes to come out.

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

✨the sky✨ (IM SO SORRY I JUST HAD TO- 😭)

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Phoenix • commented on 6 posts 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Latest Guilty Pleasure? (Closed)

Gilmore Girls!!

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

Ohh, that sucks! I hope the surgery (is it a surgery?) goes well if you decide to do it! Best of luck

Hey Pandas, What's Your Latest Guilty Pleasure? (Closed)

Gilmore Girls!!

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

Ohh, that sucks! I hope the surgery (is it a surgery?) goes well if you decide to do it! Best of luck

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

*pulls you back in* I actually wrote the title of this post hoping someone would make that joke! Anything you'd like to talk about?

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

Wonderful! I'm sorry you were plagued by a troll in the first place, you didn't do anything to deserve that.

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

I'm okay, hanging in there. I'm confident you'll ace your exams, you've got this!

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

LOLLLLL honestly I'd say the same thing lmfao

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Phoenix • started following a person 6 months ago

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Phoenix • submitted a new post 6 months ago

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Phoenix • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Impersonal Gift You Can Get? (Closed)

wait wait—but I really like candles and tea

Phoenix • upvoted 6 items 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?

Listen.... dogs can't run an MRI machine, but catscan

Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Experience With Homophobia?

I've had some pretty bad experiences. There was a sign saying 'protect trans kids' up in one of the classrooms, and one girl ripped it into pieces and threw it in the garbage can. I didn't see it happen, but I asked a group of kids if they'd seen who did it. One of the girls told me who it was, and she said she'd seen the whole thing. But she didn't do anything about it. Wtf? Anyways, when I confronted the girl who had actually ripped it up, she talked about it like she was proud of it. The worst part was that she and I used to be friends. The whole thing made me sick. I was totally livid.

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?

Listen.... dogs can't run an MRI machine, but catscan

Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Experience With Homophobia?

I feel like the worst type of homophobia isn't the explicit one, where people actively try to hurt a queer person. That's obviously terrible and can really destroy people, but the worst kind is when someone doesn't understand. The ones who don't really support but don't try to go against, and spread misinformation. I know several people and the only info they have on the LGBTQ community is from fellow homophobes, so they don't have a basic understanding that it isn't a phase, or trans people have rights, or anything like that. They just don't understand. E.x., my parents 😭

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?

Chicken and frog go to the library, chicken says, “book, book, book “ frog says “ read it, read it, read it “

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized? (Closed)

Yeah. It’s been a while since I last saw you anywhere so things are going okay?

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Phoenix • commented on a post 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized? (Closed)

I think this is called optimistic nihilism, or I'm just stupid lol. For me its kind of depressing to think about, considering I have like a million obligations and am extremely busy, and it just doesn't matter? I have to do so much, but none of it really matters. Its interesting to see how this is different for every person though.

Phoenix • submitted a new post 6 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Up?

Phoenix • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hii Pandas, Please Ask Me Some Questions (They Are Allowed To Be Saucyy)

Phoenix • submitted 5 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, Name Your Favorite K-Pop Band

Hey Pandas, What's Your 'Caught Up In Someone Else's Drama' Story? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Valentine’s Day Will Soon Be Upon Us, In Honor Of This Day, Let’s Share Some Wrong Pick-Up Lines

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Thing You Experienced In 2023? (Closed)

Phoenix • submitted 3 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, I Need Help Unfriending Someone.

Hey Pandas, What's A Very Interesting And Weird Fact You Know?

Hey Pandas, What’s Something Bad That Has Happened To You Recently? (Closed)

Phoenix • submitted a list addition 12 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype About Your Country You're Tired Of Hearing (Closed)

Phoenix • submitted 9 list additions 1 year ago

Calling All Members Of The Mushroom Army!

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Pickup Line?

Hey Pandas, Ask Questions Here!

Hey Pandas, Describe What Your Gender Identity Feels Like.

Hey Pandas, Vent/Talk Here!

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Hobbies?

Hey Pandas, Vent About Anything You'd Like (Closed)

Hey Middle/High Schooler Pandas, Share Drama

Phoenix • commented on 6 posts 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Latest Guilty Pleasure? (Closed)

Gilmore Girls!!

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

Ohh, that sucks! I hope the surgery (is it a surgery?) goes well if you decide to do it! Best of luck

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

*pulls you back in* I actually wrote the title of this post hoping someone would make that joke! Anything you'd like to talk about?

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

Wonderful! I'm sorry you were plagued by a troll in the first place, you didn't do anything to deserve that.

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

I'm okay, hanging in there. I'm confident you'll ace your exams, you've got this!

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

LOLLLLL honestly I'd say the same thing lmfao

Phoenix • commented on 8 posts 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is An Embarrassing Story From Your Youth? (Closed)

The only reason I'm not contributing to this list is because I have too many embarrassing moments to share lol, I can't even pick. And also because they are way too cringe lmao

Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen Or Heard? (Closed)

Lol you're actually so sad, you're literally taking the time to deliberately try and pîss people off. Do you have nothing better to do?

People Are Falling Down The “Where Is Kate Middleton?” Rabbit Hole With Wild Conspiracy Theories

yesss we can be nosy together :DD

Hey Pandas, What Restored Your Faith In Humanity? (Closed)

Hi Imp :DD Yeah sorry, I've been really busy (exams are coming up!) and my mental health is well, not good lol. I'm okay, hanging in there! How are you? Are our friends alright?

Hey Pandas, What Restored Your Faith In Humanity? (Closed)

I don't really care for most of her music (not really my style), but I really love Taylor Swift. She's a wonderful person, and all the love she has for her fans is just amazing

Hey Pandas, What Restored Your Faith In Humanity? (Closed)

they could have elected a literal cheeto, and it still would've been a better president than that obnoxious twatwaffle

Hey Pandas, What's Something People Do That You Hate? (Closed)

oh f*ck off

Phoenix • commented on 6 posts 10 months ago

Billie Eilish Praised For Apparently Throwing Shade At TikTokers At The People’s Choice Awards

I literally have no idea what that means, and I'm a teen lol. I think it could mean that they can't dance or enjoy her songs anymore?

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Delusional Person You've Ever Seen? (Closed)

Yesss! Far to many people overglorify celebs like they're some kind of gods, like hellooo?? They're just friggin humans! Also I haven't been on the docs a lot (well, I haven't even opened them) so we haven't been able to talk a lot :( What's up with you dude?

32 People Used The Anonymity Of The Internet To Share The Secrets They’ll Never Reveal In Real Life

Well that was.. interesting?

32 People Used The Anonymity Of The Internet To Share The Secrets They’ll Never Reveal In Real Life

You're a good sibling! (edit: I typed brother but there's no way for me to know the gender of op)

32 People Used The Anonymity Of The Internet To Share The Secrets They’ll Never Reveal In Real Life

Yes! I wish more people would understand this.

32 People Used The Anonymity Of The Internet To Share The Secrets They’ll Never Reveal In Real Life

Same. I haven't talked to my friends in so long, just because stupid me didn't want to reply to them. I feel like a piece of shît, but for some reason contacting them is getting really hard, even though I love them and they've been nothing but wonderful to me.

Phoenix • upvoted 20 items 6 months ago

50 Times People Made Awesome Snacks For Valentine’s Day And Shared Pics So You Can Recreate Them (New Pics)

There used to be so many more stories like this on BP. Would love to see them again !

50 Times People Made Awesome Snacks For Valentine’s Day And Shared Pics So You Can Recreate Them (New Pics)

Stories that inspire you to go do something.

50 Times People Made Awesome Snacks For Valentine’s Day And Shared Pics So You Can Recreate Them (New Pics)

I sort of agree with you about charcuterie boards, but it wouldn't stop me from tucking into it!

Hello All, What Has Been Happening?

LEXXXX YOU'RE BACK! We missed you :D

Hello All, What Has Been Happening?

Hazel, would you like to be added on the docs? We made (well, Imp) docs we could chat on without trolls a while ago, you'd need to have a gmail account though.

5 Most Common Misconceptions About Bisexuality Explained Through Adorable Kitten Illustrations

Well, things aren't all that easy. I'm very close to her but I know she has something against LGBTQ, she's a great friend but in many ways I don't really agree with what she is like. I know that if I came out she would probably end our friendship and I don't want that as I do care about her

5 Most Common Misconceptions About Bisexuality Explained Through Adorable Kitten Illustrations

Look, I don't know your best friend but if she doesn't accept you just the way you are, I'm sorry but then she's a pos. I'm here for you if you ever need anything, and I really hope your best friend is supportive. Sending you strength <3

Megan Fox Called Out For Saying She Looks More “Expensive” Than A Ukrainian Blow-Up Doll

real

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Hey Pandas, What's Up?

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

What?

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

Omg I fell right into that one

Hey Pandas, What's Your Latest Guilty Pleasure? (Closed)

Gilmore Girls!!

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

Ohh, that sucks! I hope the surgery (is it a surgery?) goes well if you decide to do it! Best of luck

Hey Pandas, What's Up?

My school finally opened up and now I’ve got exams on Monday. I’m feeling bad for no apparent reason but it’ll probably take care of itself. How are you?