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Bald Melanie Martinez

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Bald Melanie Martinez

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Bald Melanie Martinez • commented on a post 5 months ago

“What I Ordered Versus What I Got”: 50 Hilarious Online Shopping Fails (New Pics)

serves you right for raising a swiftie 🫡

Bald Melanie Martinez • commented on 6 posts 6 months ago

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Bald Melanie Martinez • upvoted 4 items 6 months ago

People Are Pointing Out Things That Are Popular But They Don’t Get Why

Ari Grande licks donuts + puts them back on the rack. Ewww! Plus - she can't act.

People Are Pointing Out Things That Are Popular But They Don’t Get Why

Bit like Temu. Never bought anything from them, never clicked a Temu add and still 99% of the adds I see are Temu. I don't know the person in the picture, but I'm on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean, that could help.

People Are Pointing Out Things That Are Popular But They Don’t Get Why

Ari Grande licks donuts + puts them back on the rack. Ewww! Plus - she can't act.

People Are Pointing Out Things That Are Popular But They Don’t Get Why

Those overly ridiculous nail jobs... The only thing I can think is "How do you do important things... cook... eat... WIPE!!!"

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chenobble: She has been so massively artificially pushed on social media algorithms that she keeps showing up on my fb/youtube shorts list despite her being nothing to do with any of my interests.

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Bald Melanie Martinez • upvoted 24 items 1 year ago

Somebody Asked People To Share Double Standards They Hate, And 50 Responses Were Spot-On

Hey, it's 💯 true that short and chonky never goes out of fashion.

Somebody Asked People To Share Double Standards They Hate, And 50 Responses Were Spot-On

Still waiting on short and chunky to be the trend..

Somebody Asked People To Share Double Standards They Hate, And 50 Responses Were Spot-On

Hey, it's 💯 true that short and chonky never goes out of fashion.

Somebody Asked People To Share Double Standards They Hate, And 50 Responses Were Spot-On

Still waiting on short and chunky to be the trend..

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People call their dogs their fur children but when I call my children my skin dogs people think it's weird.

Artist Illustrates What It's Like To Live With Anxiety And Depression Through The Eyes Of A Pigeon (30 New Pics)

This is me. I have Borderline Personality Disorder so any little thing can make me go either way.

50 Best Of All Time “Today I Learned” Facts To Keep The Brain Active And Healthy

Wolves are cool

50 Best Of All Time “Today I Learned” Facts To Keep The Brain Active And Healthy

AWW 🥰

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TIL about the symbiotic relationship of wolves and ravens. Ravens will lead wolves to prey so that they can take a portion of the leftovers, play games of tail chasing with each other, and develop individual friendships.