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phoenix crystalite
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
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Dogs
I Started A Collaborative Project Drawing Fan's Dogs, And It Births My Passion For Fan-Driven Puppy Art
Costly Revenge On Bad Neighbors
Poured salt all over my neighbors lawn after his living s**ts for kids threw bricks at my dogs. Best part is, he owned one of the largest lawn care companies in my hometown. He lost a tremendous amount of business once his prize winning lawn turned into a barren wasteland.
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