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Martz Migraña • upvoted 40 items 3 years ago

Woman Shares The Most Ridiculous And Crazy Facts From The Marketing World, Her Series Goes Viral (10 Pics)

How desperately unskilled do you have to be not to be able to sew a button?

Woman Shares The Most Ridiculous And Crazy Facts From The Marketing World, Her Series Goes Viral (10 Pics)

That's really clever

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

Cause if it was refrigerated it would be better?

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

Visible veins meant they didn't work in the sun. It was a sign of status.

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

Before withe skin was considered "noble" because poor were forced to work outside and got tanned...

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

can totally imagine this being sold on wish today, and people buying it

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

Being a good boy pays well🙂

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

Yeah, "smart" fridge

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

Yeah and getting a girlfriend that's over 300 years younger than you is just creepy.

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

He doesn't need to tick the 'uncontrollable crying' box with those skills

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

100% would buy these.

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

this is kind of wholesome

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

Mission accomplished

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

membership isnt a sort of subscription?

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

Where does a dog get $600? ;)

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

The fact that it says "safe" in the title... 🙄

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

And at least some people whitened the wigs with flour, which meant they were basically wearing a pancake on their heads instead of hair. You bet the bugs loved it!

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

Well-aged urine that hadn't been refrigerated during transport, because refrigeration didn't exist! Tasty!

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

Man, I woulda been the belle of the ball.

Extreme Heatwave Is Sizzling The US And Canada And Here Are 31 Pics To Show How Insane It Is

That's not good...

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 Pics)

And also Telemachus for having an amazing, epic name.

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 Pics)

Pet is the Geordie equivalent of "dear" or "love". "Alcohol storage, pet".

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 Pics)

And Dominykus?

Extreme Heatwave Is Sizzling The US And Canada And Here Are 31 Pics To Show How Insane It Is

I bet she did. Poor sweetie.

40 Pics Of The Greatest Dangers In '70s Households That Look Nostalgic And Terrifying At The Same Time

And I am still terrified :)

40 Pics Of The Greatest Dangers In '70s Households That Look Nostalgic And Terrifying At The Same Time

Thanks for the explanation. I thought drawing as in making a drawing/picture and was wondering wth I'm lookink at LOL

50 Of The Most Clever Science Memes That Perfectly Blend Humor With Knowledge

Finns at 100C: "Why is this sauna cold?"

40 Pics Of The Greatest Dangers In '70s Households That Look Nostalgic And Terrifying At The Same Time

People are so overly cautious. Unless you put your fingers in there (and you'd have to be stupid to do that), what would go wrong?!

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 Pics)

ain't no one gonna talk about Telemachus?

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 Pics)

Still a better love story than Twilight!

50 Of The Most Clever Science Memes That Perfectly Blend Humor With Knowledge

brilliant

50 Of The Most Clever Science Memes That Perfectly Blend Humor With Knowledge

Organic chemistry!

50 Of The Most Clever Science Memes That Perfectly Blend Humor With Knowledge

Wow, that one is good!

50 Of The Most Clever Science Memes That Perfectly Blend Humor With Knowledge

yes, which you then delete or move to a foot note ( and then delete) in subsequent revisions

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 Pics)

The Simpsons MERGE

50 Of The Most Clever Science Memes That Perfectly Blend Humor With Knowledge

For everyone that does not understand this meme, let me explain.....

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 Pics)

Absolutely nothing wrong here. Except for naming your child Telemachus. 'How about Timmy?', 'No, wait, I've got a better name!'

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 Pics)

Omg 😂😂😂

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50 Pictures Of Pets Being 'Totes Adorbs', As Shared And Rated By The Panda Community

Martz Migraña • submitted 2 list additions 4 years ago

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What Is Something Unconventional That Makes You Cry?

Martz Migraña • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

30 Foods That Foreigners Consider To Be Delicacies But For Locals They’re Common, Shared In This Online Group

I have an avocado tree at home, delicious and free avocados!! (I'm from Mexico)

30 Foods That Foreigners Consider To Be Delicacies But For Locals They’re Common, Shared In This Online Group

My cousin's wife is Finnish, and when she visited México for the first time, she was amazed at the amount of "tropical fruits" we had everywhere and for so cheap prices. She was particularly amazed by mangoes, that apparently are quite expensive there. I mean, I have to friggin' mango trees in my garden, but can't afford to buy fresh Forrest berries on a regular basis 😅

This Online Account Shares 'Wholesome Boomer Content' (28 Pics)

My brothers and I gave our elderly parents a trip to Cancún, and lend a GoPro to my dad to capture the trip. He either photographed or took videos of most of the trip, just with the camera backwards. Now we have a lengthy footage of dad's selfies 😁

This Online Account Shares 'Wholesome Boomer Content' (28 Pics)

Mee too! My grandma instead of bringing me cake, dump to the floor the food I bring her if she doesn't like it 😒

40 Movies People Praise As Great But Too “Emotionally Traumatizing” To Be Watched Again

I watched it first and kinda enjoyed it (because I like gore stuff), but then tried to watched it again while high on weed and man, worst mistake ever!! Those images became so vividly in my head and hunted me for weeks!

10 Times People Used Words They Didn’t Understand And Made Fools Of Themselves

Reminds me of a friend that wanted to be a teacher for special needs kids, like "Baptists kids". She meant "autistic" (in Spanish "bautista" and "autista")

40 Movies People Praise As Great But Too “Emotionally Traumatizing” To Be Watched Again

That's the only film that I would never watch again out of my own will! It just tore me down into tiny little pieces 😭

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

I still got mine, and I'm its third owner! (It was purchased by my aunt, then given to my cousin and finally made its way towards me 😁)

45 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time

I purchased my first cast iron skillet at 27 and low key I'm looking forward to pass it on my niece when I'm older 😅

People Are Sharing Instructions That Miss A Few Steps, And Here Are 45 Of The Funniest Ones

I have loads of hair, and I'm always wrestling with it, I wish I had less 😅

30 Movies That People Didn’t Think Were Cringey Until They Rewatched Them As Adults, Shared In This Online Community

Also the comics are awesome!

30 Movies That People Didn’t Think Were Cringey Until They Rewatched Them As Adults, Shared In This Online Community

I looooved that film when I was a kid, lol!

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group

Imagine having such a fragile masculinity that you're bound to only drink stuff that tastes like gasoline. Poor fellows.

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group

You shouldn't be mean to no one, but specially not to those who get your food 😬

This Online Group Is Dedicated To 'Mildly Interesting' Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

We got our father one nice telescope, semi-professional. He opened it, tried to assemble it without reading the manual, drop it and shattered some of the inner glasses. 🙃

This Online Group Is Dedicated To 'Mildly Interesting' Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

Let's send some thoughts and prayers for that poor phone!

50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Overheard Someone Say

Wait until they come to México on a May 5th (cinco de Mayo) and find that nobody celebrates it in here

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

"Stupid o'clock" is my new favourite hour 🤣

People In This Online Group Shared 40 Things That Are Illegal But Most People Don’t Even Know It

In Mexico it's also ilegal, but many law enforcers overlook it (mostly when carried by young females) due to the overwhelming rate of violent crimes in the country.

40 People Who’ve Reached New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group

If she's seeing a proper nutritionist (which is very likely, since fit people take it seriously) she should be having the enough amount of nutrients in her body to be in good health beyond good shape.

Martz Migraña • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

He doesn't need to tick the 'uncontrollable crying' box with those skills

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

100% would buy these.

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

membership isnt a sort of subscription?

Need A Better System

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

Yeah, "smart" fridge

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

Being a good boy pays well🙂

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

Where does a dog get $600? ;)

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50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

Yeah and getting a girlfriend that's over 300 years younger than you is just creepy.

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

this is kind of wholesome

50 Posts From Twitter "Comedians" That Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them With Others

Mission accomplished

Woman Shares The Most Ridiculous And Crazy Facts From The Marketing World, Her Series Goes Viral (10 Pics)

How desperately unskilled do you have to be not to be able to sew a button?

Woman Shares The Most Ridiculous And Crazy Facts From The Marketing World, Her Series Goes Viral (10 Pics)

That's really clever

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

can totally imagine this being sold on wish today, and people buying it

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

Visible veins meant they didn't work in the sun. It was a sign of status.

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

Before withe skin was considered "noble" because poor were forced to work outside and got tanned...

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

Man, I woulda been the belle of the ball.

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

And at least some people whitened the wigs with flour, which meant they were basically wearing a pancake on their heads instead of hair. You bet the bugs loved it!

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

“That’s why I always use Dr. James P. Campbell’s Arsenic Complexion wafers. They are 10x safer than other leading brands”

14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now

The fact that it says "safe" in the title... 🙄

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