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NutellaBananas

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NutellaBananas

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Hey pandas!!I am a 13 yo human
I am confused about my pronouns so you can use whatever you want.
I love reading, baking, and crocheting! 🙂🙂
I am an introvert but I LOVEE making friends. (But you have to talk to me first lol). Once I get to know you I’m REALLY WEIRDD 🤪.
memes are the source of my existence.
I wanna make some friends so feel free to email me!
I love you all ❤️

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NutellaBananas • upvoted 22 items 1 year ago

Forced_Abortion_ reply

When I was 10, I wanted to go to my friend's house. My older sister who was watching me at the time wouldn't let me, so I did the reasonable thing and jumped out my second floor window. You wouldn't be surprised to learn I spent most of my childhood grounded.

Smitsuaf84 reply

I bumped chests with a guy I was in a play with. He was a friend of mine and he was significantly larger than me. I was playing the part of a large guy and had my clothes padded down to make me look larger. We thought it would be funny to bump chests but he went running towards me and I stopped my ground and he hit me so hard it gave me something called pneumothorax which is when oxygen gets forced out of your lungs and into your blood. I had no idea I had it at first but at the cast party that night I felt a buzzing in my throat as I spoke. I ended up getting rushed to the hospital where they diagnosed it and I had to stay a day with oxygen treatment. My buddy felt bad but we just laughed it off. He was a very well spoken guy, he was like a nice version of Sheldon in big bang theory. After high school he disappeared and I wish I had kept in touch. I'd love to give him an award saying "to the one person who ever landed me in the hospital".

sunnyvalesfinest0000 reply

First weekend at boarding school, glued my eye shut with nail glue (fingernail). The wait at the ER was so long it just opened on its own and we went back to school hahaha

BunnyVincent reply

Went? I go once or twice a week for being f*****g stupid again and locking myself out of the apartment! The staff in the reception must look at me and my dog everytime thinking "there goes the clown again lel" My wife works at the hospital, I go there to borrow her keys

Alovingcynic reply

When I was 3, I lied to my mom that I had swallowed a penny. I told her I found the penny on the floor and ate it. We went to Bellevue in NYC, and we were in the waiting room a looooong time. She was tired from work, hadn't eaten, and after x-ray I had to fess up that I didn't swallow a penny. I don't believe she ever forgave me, and she certainly didn't believe what I said about much of anything, going forward.

AuntiKrist reply

My then 2 year old daughter shoved a broken crayon up her nose. It took a week, we saw 2 doctor's then a trip to the ER with no luck. The ER doctor actually managed to shove it in farther. I finally was able to get an appointment with a pediatric ear, nose and throat doctor who had it out in about 60 seconds. She's in her 20s now and i still tease her about it. Oh, and the crayon? It was green.

Salty_Fixer reply

When I was about 3, I was running up the stairs in my house and fell. I hit my chin on a step and bit my tongue nearly off. My parents took me to the local hospital where they sewed up the gash in my tongue *without anesthetic*. I still remember it to this day.

blueboatsky reply

My husband went because he was in extreme pain and thought he was having a heart attack. Turns out it was wind. He just needed a good fart.

4Ever2Thee reply

When I was a kid, I didn’t like pooping because I never felt like I was clean enough after wiping my butt. Not sure why really, I wasn’t ocd or anything but I didn’t like it; so I decided to stop pooping. Whenever I had to poop, I’d just hold it or go out and play and eventually the urge would go away. Well, I woke up in the middle of the night, one night, and I literally couldn’t breathe. I ran into my parents room and woke them up just gasping for air until I passed out. They rushed me to the hospital and I started being able to breathe again on the ride there. They did some blood work and an x-ray and saw in the x-ray that my colon was so backed up with poo that the poo was blocking my lungs, especially after laying in my bed sleeping for a few hours, which is why I woke up and couldn’t breathe. My poo impacted colon was basically pushing against my lungs so I couldn’t inflate them when I tried to breathe in. They gave me some ex lax and had to bring in a stool sample for the next couple months, I guess for some sort of testing, but never had a problem after that. I just learned that the poo has to go somewhere so I better get used to pooping. Waking up and not being able to breathe was one of the scariest things I’ve been through

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NutellaBananas • commented on 15 posts 1 year ago

30 Pics That Are Supposed To Be Mildly Uncomfortable But Some Of Them Are Just Too Much

it’s so mesmerizing tho. It just makes me want to go in there

40 Of The Worst Tweets Of All Time, As Shared In This Viral Thread

aye

30 Pics That Are Supposed To Be Mildly Uncomfortable But Some Of Them Are Just Too Much

it’s so mesmerizing tho. It just makes me want to go in there

40 Of The Worst Tweets Of All Time, As Shared In This Viral Thread

aye

30 Hilariously Embarrassing Party Fail Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

I lol’d too hard at this

30 Hilariously Embarrassing Party Fail Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

carma*

30 Hilariously Embarrassing Party Fail Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

LAMOO

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Worst Birthday Party You've Been To? (Closed)

wut

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

that cake looks delicious tbh

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

WHO CUTS LIKE THAT 😡😡😡😡

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

wait actually?! Do they still taste fresh??

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

KRISPY KREME IS SO GOOD!!! more yummyness for you then

Calling All Creative Writers!

these are so good!! I wanna write like this ❤️

Hey Pandas, What Kind Of Pet Do You Have? (Closed)

I have a chocolate lab and his name is Jack and he's just the most adorable dogg ever!!!

Hey Pandas, Is Your Favorite Food A Soup, Salad, Or Sandwich? (Closed)

pineapple on pizza slayss

What Are Somethings You Like About Yourself?

I love my personality

Hey Pancake Pandas, What Is 1+1? Make Up Your Own Answer And Make A Theory Why Your Answer Is Correct!

OMG be my friend!!! I love ur logic ❤️

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NutellaBananas • started following 3 people 1 year ago

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NutellaBananas • submitted 4 new posts 1 year ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Show Me Sometching You Crocheted

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's A Random Fact That You Can't Get Out Of Your Mind? (Closed)

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Post Something Weird You Saw When You Went Out

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Feeling In The World For You? (Closed)

NutellaBananas • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Life Lessons (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Translate A Saying From Your Language Into English (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Most Intriguing Shower Thoughts You've Heard Or Thought? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Feeling In The World For You? (Closed)

NutellaBananas • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

30 Pics That Are Supposed To Be Mildly Uncomfortable But Some Of Them Are Just Too Much

it’s so mesmerizing tho. It just makes me want to go in there

40 Of The Worst Tweets Of All Time, As Shared In This Viral Thread

aye

30 Hilariously Embarrassing Party Fail Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

I lol’d too hard at this

30 Hilariously Embarrassing Party Fail Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

carma*

30 Hilariously Embarrassing Party Fail Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

LAMOO

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Worst Birthday Party You've Been To? (Closed)

wut

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

that cake looks delicious tbh

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

WHO CUTS LIKE THAT 😡😡😡😡

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

wait actually?! Do they still taste fresh??

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

KRISPY KREME IS SO GOOD!!! more yummyness for you then

Calling All Creative Writers!

these are so good!! I wanna write like this ❤️

Hey Pandas, What Kind Of Pet Do You Have? (Closed)

I have a chocolate lab and his name is Jack and he's just the most adorable dogg ever!!!

Hey Pandas, Is Your Favorite Food A Soup, Salad, Or Sandwich? (Closed)

pineapple on pizza slayss

What Are Somethings You Like About Yourself?

I love my personality

Hey Pancake Pandas, What Is 1+1? Make Up Your Own Answer And Make A Theory Why Your Answer Is Correct!

OMG be my friend!!! I love ur logic ❤️

Hey Pancake Pandas, Since It Is Pride Month, Tell Us What It Is Like Coming Out? (Closed)

The first person I came out to was my guy friend. I had a crush on my female friend (I'm female too) and I was panicking. I was like "wait do I actually like her or not?" He helped me when I was confused and it felt really good coming out to someone. I'm bi btw 😘. I still need to come out to my parents but I'm too scared

Hey Pancake Pandas, What Weird /Scary Things Have You Seen Before?

that's sounds so cool

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Wholesome Or Funny Thing You've Seen In Public? (Closed)

same, like I read books a lot but when I'm reading something online, that doesn't count as reading according to my mom

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Wholesome Or Funny Thing You've Seen In Public? (Closed)

I mean…it is looking at words lol

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Wholesome Or Funny Thing You've Seen In Public? (Closed)

NutellaBananas • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Artist Illustrates Relatable Moments From Life With A Cat, And Many Cat Owners Can Relate (35 New Pics)

Careful what you wish for!

Artist Illustrates Relatable Moments From Life With A Cat, And Many Cat Owners Can Relate (35 New Pics)

cats are greater than sports

Artist Illustrates Relatable Moments From Life With A Cat, And Many Cat Owners Can Relate (35 New Pics)

the purrfect view

“What Is The Stupidest Reason You Went To Hospital?” (35 Answers)

I was born. Stupid broken condom.

sunnyvalesfinest0000 reply

First weekend at boarding school, glued my eye shut with nail glue (fingernail). The wait at the ER was so long it just opened on its own and we went back to school hahaha