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Just a small town girl.
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I am a woman. My age? well I am 3 x 5 - 6 Divided by 2 x 9 - 3 + 16 x 14 then divided by 14! Your answer will be totally right or totally wrong... I got both so ya. I have a knack for photography. I want to get out of here and travel! I am an extroverted introvert. I have ADAD and I love anything funny! I live in the USA. It is pretty lonely during quarantine. LOVE DOGS! Love any animal that is not a spider. ( I have arachnophobia) My dog is my profile picture! I love Die Hard, and Monty Python and the holy grail.
Just a small town girl. • started following 2 people 1 year ago
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Woman Asks If She’s A Jerk For Not Punishing Her Daughter Because Of How She Rejected Another Kid
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Bachelor party and Bachelorette party was in the same town (road trip) at the same time. Towards the end of the night, after all the drinking and strippers, the two groups merged in drunkenness well past closing times of any bar or club. I hooked up with the maid of honor while the two to be married had a drunken screaming match about strippers and some guy who apparently talked to the bride-to-be and she tried to invite him to her hotel room. They did get married (the wedding drama was nuts, too) but it's one of those marriages where you're wondering how long until it cracks. They do *not* have a healthy relationship and now there's meth involved in their lives. I don't talk to either of them anymore. Still with the maid of honor, though. We bought a house last year. So that's cool.
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Woman Asks If She’s A Jerk For Not Punishing Her Daughter Because Of How She Rejected Another Kid
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Bachelor party and Bachelorette party was in the same town (road trip) at the same time. Towards the end of the night, after all the drinking and strippers, the two groups merged in drunkenness well past closing times of any bar or club. I hooked up with the maid of honor while the two to be married had a drunken screaming match about strippers and some guy who apparently talked to the bride-to-be and she tried to invite him to her hotel room. They did get married (the wedding drama was nuts, too) but it's one of those marriages where you're wondering how long until it cracks. They do *not* have a healthy relationship and now there's meth involved in their lives. I don't talk to either of them anymore. Still with the maid of honor, though. We bought a house last year. So that's cool.
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