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ProffessorChaos

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Hi! I'm Professor Chaos. I like Bored Panda and people. Some people. Most people.

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ProffessorChaos • commented on 7 posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Do That Is Considered Weird By Society? (Closed)

I don't respect Pokemon Go as much as the mainstream games, but it's really cool that you've gotten so far.

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s Cheat Meals Are Going Viral, And Here Are 30 Of The Craziest Ones

Why did I come to this post? Now I'm hungry....

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Do That Is Considered Weird By Society? (Closed)

I don't respect Pokemon Go as much as the mainstream games, but it's really cool that you've gotten so far.

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s Cheat Meals Are Going Viral, And Here Are 30 Of The Craziest Ones

Why did I come to this post? Now I'm hungry....

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s Cheat Meals Are Going Viral, And Here Are 30 Of The Craziest Ones

OH MY GOSH, I NEED THIS! DELICIOUS DESSERTS!

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s Cheat Meals Are Going Viral, And Here Are 30 Of The Craziest Ones

Now I need cheesecake...

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ProffessorChaos • upvoted 32 items 3 years ago

50 Times People Had Each Other's Backs Online In The Most Wholesome Way

Yes I'd like a mature discussion over this please Personally I think asexuals are part of the lgbtq+ community because of one small thing: they are not straight. Personally I think that if they are not straight and/or not cis they are automatically lgbtqqia what else would the a stand for? And another thing from what you said-not all non cis people feel gender dysphoria. I hope you have a good day

50 Times People Had Each Other's Backs Online In The Most Wholesome Way

No one noticed that during this pandemic a lot of people suddenly have become virus experts who are able to state that you can't breath through a mask while at the same stating that masks don't stop viruses?

50 Times People Had Each Other's Backs Online In The Most Wholesome Way

Greatest-Movies-Behind-The-Scenes-Facts

Don't know if it's that great, but it's my favourite: In the Dark Knight, whenever The Joker is leaving the hospital as it explodes and then pauses to fiddle with the detonator when the explosions stop, that wasn't supposed to happen and Heath Ledger fiddling with the detonator was ad libbed and Nolan decided to keep rolling and include it in the film

50 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren't, Shared By This Twitter Account

Hey, I have an idea! Let's take all the people out of Australia and then nuke it!

50 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren't, Shared By This Twitter Account

She was here before the dinosaurs, and will still bury us all and dance on our graves lol

50 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren't, Shared By This Twitter Account

She took the Immortality pill....and she is still a badass, you go Queen

50 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren't, Shared By This Twitter Account

I'm genuinely amazed that people like Drake.

15 Enormous Cookies Of Milk Chocolate And Salted Caramel Chips With Peanut Butter In The Middle

Brownies, Blondies, Peanut Butter, Chocolate Chip And Double Chocolate Cookies And A Fat Slice Of Chessecake

Peanut Butter And Jelly Toast And A Slice Of Cheesecake

Extra Thick Brioche French Toast, Smothered With Peanut Butter And Syrup

Penne And Toasted Bagels With Butter And Garlic Powder

Cheesecake And Massive French Toast Slices

Sushi On Cheat Days Are Called The Sunday Sushi Train

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Do That Is Considered Weird By Society? (Closed)

Who you gonna call?

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Do That Is Considered Weird By Society?

im a girl gamer

Funny-Comics-Moe-Very-Cereals

Oreo

Women-Share-Creepy-Men-Boss-Insults-Workplace

“You need to stop referring to your wife. It’s making people uncomfortable.” This was in response to after asking how my weekend was and I said “my wife and I went to visit family in Minnesota.”

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Pokémon Team? Any Game, Any Team! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Pokémon Team? Any Game, Any Team!

Ok, so this is a complicated response but bear with me. So I have this team that I call my "Anime Team", it's basically my dream team of all dream teams. It consists of Mimikyu (The Star) Birch (Deciduye) Tank (Blastoise) Vulca (Typhlosion) Bruce (Crobat) Spindler (Galvantula) I have a hard time remembering the specific teams for each of my games but I have a Pokemon Y team that I'll put in the comments.

Teacher Gives 'Chivalry' History Lesson, Assigns Students To Follow Outdated Sexist 'Chivalric' Rules For A Day

What's next, acting out wars with real guns?

40 Of The Most Curious "Real Life Plot Twists", As Shared By People For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

They meant banging pots and blowing into a moonshine jug to accompany the banjo music.

College-Teachers-Worst-Student-Stories

I had a student put in their presentation, 'Women's suffrage has destroyed the American family structure,' and 'feminism has turned women away from their naturally obedient nature.'

45 Things That Are Normal In The US, But Seem Bizarre In Other Countries Shared In This Online Group

Every kid gets a gender reveal party, it´s called birth.

Horrifying-Worst-Guests-Stories

Throw my dog in the pool when I wasn't around because he thought it would be funny. He got a punch in the face and shove towards the door, nobody messes with my baby

Horrifying-Worst-Guests-Stories

One of my ex’s d**che buddies brought over this horrible girl he just started dating. I have a good amount of cats, and they are all insanely friendly. My old man kitty, Buddy, jumped up on the armrest of the couch she was sitting on to check out the newcomer and get some pets. Without missing a beat she shoved him hard to the floor and made a loud “UCK!” sound. I stood right up, pointed to the door, and sternly said, “He lives here. You don’t. Leave.” Probably not as bad as most here, but it infuriated me. She was never allowed back.

45 Things That Are Normal In The US, But Seem Bizarre In Other Countries Shared In This Online Group

Announcing genitalia is weird to me, like what exactly are your friends and family going to do with that information.

45 Things That Are Normal In The US, But Seem Bizarre In Other Countries Shared In This Online Group

If god wasn't fictional, those problems wouldn't exist.

45 Things That Are Normal In The US, But Seem Bizarre In Other Countries Shared In This Online Group

You have to realise that the initial British colonists if the US were religious extremists.

45 Things That Are Normal In The US, But Seem Bizarre In Other Countries Shared In This Online Group

God. God is what's wrong with thanking God. Most people grow out of believing in their imaginary friends. Not Americans.

45 Things That Are Normal In The US, But Seem Bizarre In Other Countries Shared In This Online Group

And they declare that the USA, which was formed on the basis of freedom of religion, is "One nation, under God", which wasn't even added to the pledge until the 1950's even though many people think it was always there.

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ProffessorChaos • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Pokémon Team? Any Game, Any Team! (Closed)

ProffessorChaos • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Who's Your Favorite Musical Artist And Why?

ProffessorChaos • submitted 2 new posts 4 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Strangest Christmas Present You Have Ever Received? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Strangest Recurring Dream You Have Had? (Closed)

ProffessorChaos • submitted 8 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Pokémon Team? Any Game, Any Team! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Movie? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Song Lyric Describes You Best? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who's Your Favorite Musical Artist And Why?

Hey Pandas, What Song Do You Have Stuck In Your Head? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Insult You Have Ever Heard? (Closed)

Pandas, Use This Thread As An Explosion Vent (Closed)

Pandas, What Makes You Different From The Rest Of The World? (Closed)

ProffessorChaos • submitted 9 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Fandoms You Don't Understand? (Closed)

What's Your Favorite Animal And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who Are Some Of Your Favorite Youtubers? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Us A Story About The Most Homophobic Person That You Have Encountered (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Coming Out Story? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is You Favorite Game? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Like To Rant About? (Closed)

Hey Pandas! Who Is Your Hero And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do When People Misgender You? (Closed)

ProffessorChaos • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Do That Is Considered Weird By Society? (Closed)

I don't respect Pokemon Go as much as the mainstream games, but it's really cool that you've gotten so far.

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s Cheat Meals Are Going Viral, And Here Are 30 Of The Craziest Ones

Why did I come to this post? Now I'm hungry....

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s Cheat Meals Are Going Viral, And Here Are 30 Of The Craziest Ones

OH MY GOSH, I NEED THIS! DELICIOUS DESSERTS!

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s Cheat Meals Are Going Viral, And Here Are 30 Of The Craziest Ones

Now I need cheesecake...

50 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren't, Shared By This Twitter Account

Hey, I have an idea! Let's take all the people out of Australia and then nuke it!

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Pokémon Team? Any Game, Any Team! (Closed)

Poike is most definitely my favorite, although Frosty comes in at a close second, in Pokemon Y that is. My favorite Pokemon out of them all is Mimikyu, cause he's an awesome speedy special attacker.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Pokémon Team? Any Game, Any Team! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Movie? (Closed)

Grey unicorn isn't being rude though.

45 Of The Best Parenting Tweets This February

I think Ty is refrencing the line right after it. Right after King George says "I wasn't aware that was something a person could do." he says "I'm perplexed."

‘Dude With Sign' Has 7.4 Million Followers For Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (40 New Pics)

Yeah, I thought no one watched it

‘Dude With Sign' Has 7.4 Million Followers For Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (40 New Pics)

YES GREMLINS

‘Dude With Sign' Has 7.4 Million Followers For Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (40 New Pics)

Sorry sign man, it's spelled "Elf". Or maybe you were trying to spell "Gremlins"?

Dad Creates Honest Comics About The World And Kindness (30 Pics)

Actually Photosythenthis. Not meaning to be rude, just wanted to let you know so you don't make the same mistake again.

Sketch Vs. Final: Artists Show The Huge Difference Between Their Sketches And Finished Artwork (30 Pics)

Umm.. is the artist okay? Are they going through some stuff?

Sketch Vs. Final: Artists Show The Huge Difference Between Their Sketches And Finished Artwork (30 Pics)

There really needs to be some sort of book or movie or videogame about this picture.

Wendy's Is Celebrating National Roast Day By Roasting Companies And People Who Asked For It, And Here're 40 Of Their Most Savage Posts

I don't think they're making fun of him for being a guy who wears pink, just the fact that he was a person wearing a hot pink jacket.

Woman Discovers A 1986 Costume Book Thrown Away, And It Has Some Of The Weirdest DIY Costumes Twitter Has Ever Seen

What is it a petition for?

Iconic Movie And TV Posters Reimagined With Disney Characters By Alex Pick (50 Pics)

Maybe not the gay, just the fact that the cold-hearted murderer doesn't deserve love in any shape in form? We can't forget that Hans is a murderous sociopath that tried to kill Anna.

45 Times People Thought They Were Being Very Smart But Ended Up Looking Like Complete Idiots

But.... they are. We're the reason for global warming, pollution, deforestation, and so much more things. If we didn't exist, wart would be so much better. Or if we could learn to exist without destroying the earth.

50 Times People Spotted Something 'Mildly Interesting' And Documented It For The Internet To See

Yeah, that definitely has a "hiding evil team" vibe to it.

ProffessorChaos • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Do That Is Considered Weird By Society?

im a girl gamer

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Do That Is Considered Weird By Society? (Closed)

Who you gonna call?

Greatest-Movies-Behind-The-Scenes-Facts

50 Times People Had Each Other's Backs Online In The Most Wholesome Way

15 Enormous Cookies Of Milk Chocolate And Salted Caramel Chips With Peanut Butter In The Middle

Cheesecake And Massive French Toast Slices

Brownies, Blondies, Peanut Butter, Chocolate Chip And Double Chocolate Cookies And A Fat Slice Of Chessecake

Peanut Butter And Jelly Toast And A Slice Of Cheesecake

Penne And Toasted Bagels With Butter And Garlic Powder

Sushi On Cheat Days Are Called The Sunday Sushi Train

Extra Thick Brioche French Toast, Smothered With Peanut Butter And Syrup

50 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren't, Shared By This Twitter Account

I'm genuinely amazed that people like Drake.

50 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren't, Shared By This Twitter Account

Hey, I have an idea! Let's take all the people out of Australia and then nuke it!

50 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren't, Shared By This Twitter Account

She took the Immortality pill....and she is still a badass, you go Queen

50 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren't, Shared By This Twitter Account

She was here before the dinosaurs, and will still bury us all and dance on our graves lol

50 People Who've Hit New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group

Nah, I'm with the second dude, this time. Not applauding him for the language but diminishing father's day because you don't have enough empathy to realize that just because your father was a w*nker doesn't mean there aren't many fathers to celebrate, seems like a worse offence.

Funny-Comics-Moe-Very-Cereals

College-Teachers-Worst-Student-Stories

I had a student put in their presentation, 'Women's suffrage has destroyed the American family structure,' and 'feminism has turned women away from their naturally obedient nature.'