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Decluttering Tips From The USA

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that got dark quick....

Photoshop-Troll-Fridman-James

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IDK if this is too gross, but when my son was 3, he had a tummy bug and came to me crying that his "butt threw up"

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women's brains fully develop by 18 yo while men's brains fully develop by 25 yo

Unexplained-Glitches-Matrix

This technically happened last night, but I was just starting a graveyard shift and am only now getting it all down. I work at a gas station chain with only numbers in its name. We're just outside of a large chunk of suburbs- none if that "middle of nowhere", like we aren't exactly near any other businesses but we are rarely completely dead for hours at a time. It was just past midnight, and with everything going on in the US right now not a lot of things other than gas stations and bars are open at night anymore so it was a slower evening. I was the only one in the store and a car pulled up to one if the 2 double-sided pumps out front. Pretty standard white four door. I'm not great with car brands but it was a little nicer, like upper middle class and probably only a few years old. A woman gets out and starts walking towards our door like she's in a daze. Legit this woman looked like she saw a ghost. She wanders up, sort of freezes at the door for a second with a thousand yard stare before opening it and coming in. She didn't go looking for anything, didn't start shopping, just sort of stood inside for what felt like ages. Again, bars are still open so I think maybe she's a little drunk or had a rough night or something so I give the usual "Welcome to 'gas station' let me know if you need any help finding anything" and she finally notices me and immediately asks me the weirdest damn question I have ever been asked on the job. "You can see me right?" "Yeah". Like what else do you say? She breaks down crying in the middle of my store so I'm already headed around the corner to see what's up. I have my cellphone out incase I need to call the cops or something for her. I get her to sit down on a nearby pallet of soda and I'm grabbing her a bottle of water and after she catches her breath a little she tells me "I thought I had died". Again I'm thinking maybe she is on something but she's a middle aged woman who looks like a standard local suburban housewife. We're a pretty boring township without your average junkies like you'd find closer to the cities. So she asks if she can call her husband to pick her up and wait with me. She has her own phone and does so, not really telling him anything either just where she is at and if he can come get her. He says he'll call an uber and be there as soon as possible. We're waiting, so far nobody else has showed up, so I'm keeping most of my attention on her- and eventually she starts to explain to me- "I was driving home from dinner with my coworkers and as I'm driving through (nearby intersection I recognized) a truck ran a redlight and hit me." Now, her car is still at the pump without a scratch on it. She goes on to say she remembers her car being pushed into a pole, going airborne, and then nothing. I tried to calm her down letting her know that her car is out front and it looks fine, but she insisted that she completely blacked out, woke up in an ambulance for a split second, passed out again, and then woke up again in the driver seat of her car- at the intersection waiting for the light to change, perfectly fine. This whole thing freaked her out so badly that she drove to the nearest anything (us) just so she could get out of the car. Husband eventually showed up to get her. He asked if I had any idea what happened and even though she sort of explained to me I just shrugged because no, I had no idea what was happening anymore. She reluctantly got into the passenger seat of the car and he drove them back home. That was hours ago, after which I worked an entire shift at the station trying to wrap my head around what the absolute hell I had just witnessed.

People Share 30 Creepy Unexplainable Things That Happened To Them

ah. excuse me as i get my armor.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Need Advice On?

i really like this boy and i think he likes me but i dont know how to confess

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Hey Pandas, What Was Your Weirdest Experience On A Zoom Call? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Was Your Weirdest Experience On A Zoom Call? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, If You Want To Vent Or Complain Do It Here (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Want To Vent Or Complain Do It Here (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, If You Want To Vent Or Complain Do It Here (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Want To Vent Or Complain Do It Here (Closed)

40 Times People Revealed What Ridiculously Hilarious Misconceptions They Have About Women's Bodies And It Got Immortalized Online

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People Share How Much Time Changes Everything, Including The Way They Look (24 Pics)

Hey Pandas, If You Want To Vent Or Complain Do It Here (Closed)

People Share How Much Time Changes Everything, Including The Way They Look (24 Pics)

Hey Pandas, If You Want To Vent Or Complain Do It Here (Closed)

We Illustrated 5 Decluttering Tips From Different Countries Around The World

Decluttering Tips From The USA

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Relatable Comics That Sum Up The Simple Beauty Of Living With Our Pets!

Relatable Comics That Sum Up The Simple Beauty Of Living With Our Pets!

Relatable Comics That Sum Up The Simple Beauty Of Living With Our Pets!

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People Share 30 Creepy Unexplainable Things That Happened To Them

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After Years Of Covering Her Pointe Shoes In Makeup, 18-Year-Old Ballerina Finally Gets A Pair That Matches Her Skin Color

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Hey Pandas, If You Want To Vent Or Complain Do It Here (Closed)

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