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MyCowIsConstipated RFS • upvoted 35 items 2 years ago

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

The wind beneath each other's wings.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

or turning into a bag

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

The wind beneath each other's wings.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

or turning into a bag

30 Dates That Didn't Go Well At All, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

He got up and walked out.. then came back in..., and walked out... and came back in...

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Her poor bits

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

A variation of "F**k off and die?"

50 Times People Were So Appalled By "Shrinkflation", They Just Had To Share The Proof Online

that's bad example, don't look at how big the bag is, look at net weight of stuff inside. so much air is needed so the chips won't break during transport.

Someone Asks People To Share Stories About What The "Worst Roommate Ever" Did To Earn Their Title, 30 Deliver

I'm sorry that this happened to you, but please don't assume that all Chinese people do this. Perhaps the cultural differences are too much but I feel kind of attacked by your descriptions of our culture.

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

They should have "nip"ped that in the bud...

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

I'm voting for President Crystal.

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

Mi'mind M'blown!

"Ironically Funny And Wholesome": 50 Of The Best Wins From Guys Posted On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

I'm with the guy who said he thinks it's bad that when a dog who bites a child gets put to sleep , yet proven pedophiles don't.

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During fifth grade kickball I was wrongfully called out because this sh*thead kid was blocking the base. We work for the same company now, different departments. I can't help but give him the side eye when I see him in the hallway. I'm 40.

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

Omg imperial systen is using nail growth as a kind of measurment now??

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

Tell that to my fat.....it never leaves..

40 Times People Photographed Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

Why is this under "The Most Disturbing Images"

My Bro Told My Grandma, Jokingly, That He Wanted 100 Things From The Dollar Store For Christmas, Grandma Doesn't Like Being Challenged

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

So they get promoted!

35 Interesting And Weird Animal Facts Not Too Many People Know

Each tentacle contains grey (brain) matter. Each one literally thinks for itself, while the central brain does the legwork where it comes to coordination. They are basically aliens. And very smart ones. Be nice to octopuses.

Under His Eye

Person Asks “What’s The Smallest Lie You’ve Ever Told Which Had The Biggest Consequences?”, And 30 People Deliver

Why? The reason why you’d feel compelled to lie about such a thing that leaps to mind is someone missed a year of high school in a manner that was embarrassing/dangerous and he didn’t want it coming up in conversation. Anything from he was ashamed he was driving in a car accident there someone else was injured or killed (even if it wasn’t his fault) and missed so much school due to his own injuries he was held back a grade to he spent a year in juvie, to he got expelled for something aggressively anti-social or maybe just complete bone headed failed senior year and had to repeat. Dozens of reasons I can think of for being 19 at the beginning on college and thinking “hey, if no one realizes I’m 19 no one will ever ask why I didn’t graduate at 18”.

This Online Group Shames Homophobic And Sexist Behavior In 50 Posts (New Pics)

I am not often lost for words but.... . . ..but what a cockwomble, twatbadger of a person I cannot call him a man

This Online Group Shames Homophobic And Sexist Behavior In 50 Posts (New Pics)

Women with veins, how unnatural... next thing you're gonna tell me women can poop. It's crazy!

People-Against-Capitalism-General-Strike

30 Chinese/Japanese Tattoo Fails That Might Make You Facepalm

I came, I ordered, I ate

30 Moms And Dads On Twitter Share Amusing Moments When Their Toddlers Used Curse Words

Am I the only one who has no idea what the censored word is.

Kids-Use-Curse-Words-Twitter

Ugh. Just, Ugh

40 People Reveal Their Biggest Secrets They Will Probably Never Say Out Loud

Well this one is not ideal for a couple of reasons... Firstly, a beta fish lives for 2-5 years if cared for properly. I don't think this child is 9x2 years old, so the fish probably live in unsuitable conditions and die way too young. Secondly, in my opinion, it's not a good idea to lie about death like this. Losing a pet is sad but it is an important life lesson about mortality and grief.

Turtle's Shell Looks Like A Fireworks Display

50 Funny And Accurate History Memes For Everyone Who Wants To Learn More About Our Past (New Pics)

The thing is that the Ancient Romans did not have a concept of gays and homosexuals. They just view that "I don't care if you are a man or woman. If you have a hole, I can have sex with you. The more I have, the more dominated I am."

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MyCowIsConstipated RFS • commented on 5 posts 2 years ago

Someone Asks People To Share Stories About What The "Worst Roommate Ever" Did To Earn Their Title, 30 Deliver

50 Wholesome Pics To Heal Your Soul That Are Heckin’ Awesome

damn those onion ninjas -

Someone Asks People To Share Stories About What The "Worst Roommate Ever" Did To Earn Their Title, 30 Deliver

50 Wholesome Pics To Heal Your Soul That Are Heckin’ Awesome

damn those onion ninjas -

50 Wholesome Pics To Heal Your Soul That Are Heckin’ Awesome

awwwww so sweet!

50 Historic Photos And The Stories Behind Them, Shared By The Instagram Page "History Colored"

beautiful

This Online Group Shames Homophobic And Sexist Behavior In 50 Posts (New Pics)

Someone grab the aloe... XD

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MyCowIsConstipated RFS • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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MyCowIsConstipated RFS • commented on 11 posts 2 years ago

Someone Asks People To Share Stories About What The "Worst Roommate Ever" Did To Earn Their Title, 30 Deliver

50 Wholesome Pics To Heal Your Soul That Are Heckin’ Awesome

damn those onion ninjas -

50 Wholesome Pics To Heal Your Soul That Are Heckin’ Awesome

awwwww so sweet!

50 Historic Photos And The Stories Behind Them, Shared By The Instagram Page "History Colored"

beautiful

This Online Group Shames Homophobic And Sexist Behavior In 50 Posts (New Pics)

Someone grab the aloe... XD

50 Spot-On Reactions To Amber Heard's Now-Finished Testimony

It might as well be... Netflix: WRITE THIS DOWN

73 Of The Most Brutal Comebacks Ever You'll Be Glad Weren't Said To You

somebody get some aloe xD

50 'Parental Humor Memes' That Perfectly Sum Up What Having Children Is Like

also the "garden salad" with various pebbles, dirt clumps, water and 200 weeds

50 'Parental Humor Memes' That Perfectly Sum Up What Having Children Is Like

well kids do reflect how you raise them don't they

178 Pranks To Do On Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend And Laugh Together

he randomly switched from android to iphone huh

50 Jokes About Being Married That Are Funny Even If You're Not

the husband's lucky day

MyCowIsConstipated RFS • commented on a post 3 years ago

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

It's kind of funny because now many girls are dressing to gain confirmation from other females instead of men -

MyCowIsConstipated RFS • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

A variation of "F**k off and die?"

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

Her poor bits

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

The wind beneath each other's wings.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

or turning into a bag

30 Dates That Didn't Go Well At All, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

He got up and walked out.. then came back in..., and walked out... and came back in...

My Bro Told My Grandma, Jokingly, That He Wanted 100 Things From The Dollar Store For Christmas, Grandma Doesn't Like Being Challenged

50 Times People Were So Appalled By "Shrinkflation", They Just Had To Share The Proof Online

that's bad example, don't look at how big the bag is, look at net weight of stuff inside. so much air is needed so the chips won't break during transport.

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

They should have "nip"ped that in the bud...

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

Mi'mind M'blown!

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

I'm voting for President Crystal.

Someone Asks People To Share Stories About What The "Worst Roommate Ever" Did To Earn Their Title, 30 Deliver

40 Of The Weirdest Things Spotted On Official Social Media Accounts Of Companies And Celebrities

"Sweet mother of Ratatouille Jesus Christ WHAT IN THE NAME OF F*****G ROMANCE IS GOING ON HERE!?" Ramsay Gordon asked calmly

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

ROTFLMAO

"Ironically Funny And Wholesome": 50 Of The Best Wins From Guys Posted On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

I'm with the guy who said he thinks it's bad that when a dog who bites a child gets put to sleep , yet proven pedophiles don't.

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“Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?” (40 Stories)

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ…

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

Tell that to my fat.....it never leaves..

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

Omg imperial systen is using nail growth as a kind of measurment now??

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