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Phantom682🇺🇦 • commented on 21 posts 2 years ago

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

ew who tf likes skinned grapes🤮

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of An Unintentionally Funny Sign That You've Seen (Closed)

Indeed

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

ew who tf likes skinned grapes🤮

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of An Unintentionally Funny Sign That You've Seen (Closed)

Indeed

50 Hilarious Examples Of Pets Being Caught Red-Pawed When Stealing Food (New Pics)

my cat will just stick her whole head in the glass and get stuck.

50 Hilarious Examples Of Pets Being Caught Red-Pawed When Stealing Food (New Pics)

Outernet

50 Hilarious Examples Of Pets Being Caught Red-Pawed When Stealing Food (New Pics)

She is beauty she is grace she has melon on her face

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

i like your username

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

Professor Mcgonagall?

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

Which doggo is yours?

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

My brother does this. It's always slightly off center too, just to rub salt in the wound.

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

I thought it was a bunch of balloons melted together

80 Funny Pun Jokes To Make Everyone Laugh At The Table

If you're talking to your drugs you probably already said yes

80 Funny Pun Jokes To Make Everyone Laugh At The Table

If you don't like puns don't click on stuff like this

80 Funny Pun Jokes To Make Everyone Laugh At The Table

Fermented grape blood

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

Yep that hand places all the planets and stars and all the other stuff in space

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

I don't remember anything from 5th grade

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

Cool

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Red Flags That People Ignore?

Oh okay nvm

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Phantom682🇺🇦 • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Most Controversial Food Opinion? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Best Joke That Shouldn't Be Funny But It Is? (Closed)

Phantom682🇺🇦 • upvoted 16 items 2 years ago

35 Hilarious Comics With Unexpected Dark Endings By Mr. Lovenstein (New Pics)

Eeeee MOTIONALLL DAAAAMAGE

The World Is My Home

Quit my job when I was 24 and went traveling around the world for a year. Parents wanted me to buy a house with my savings but I spent it all on seeing the world instead.

35 Hilarious Comics With Unexpected Dark Endings By Mr. Lovenstein (New Pics)

Eeeee MOTIONALLL DAAAAMAGE

The World Is My Home

Quit my job when I was 24 and went traveling around the world for a year. Parents wanted me to buy a house with my savings but I spent it all on seeing the world instead.

So You Don't Want To Accept My Vacation Request?

I had put in vacation for 2 days to go back home for my grandpa’s bday 4 months in advance. Request gets accepted. 2 weeks before my vacation, there is a shift change and now my trip would take up a whole week of work. I inform my boss that I’ll be taking a whole week now, he tells me that’s fine and to go update the vacation request. I go to HR to update my request, instead of just changing the date range the HR person tries to delete the request and make a new one. Only problem is we were in a vacation blackout time (no new requests get accepted for that month because of workload), so they end up canceling my vacation and then go “oh whoops looks like you can’t put in a new request too bad”. My boss gets pissed and has my back but HR isn’t budging, not the first time our department has been screwed over. I tell HR “I’m still going on vacation. I’m not gonna miss out on seeing my family because you guys are incompetent. Fire me or don’t fire me, I don’t really care at this point.” My boss tells me to enjoy my time off and we can worry about stuff when I get back from break. Grandpa’s bday was great, had fun seeing the family and friends from back home. I come back after a week and I’m still employed. Boss and boss’s boss explained to HR that I’m the only one in our department who’s qualified to do what I do, and if they want to lose a bunch of money getting a 3rd party contractor to replace me than that’s their right to, they’ll just have to explain to the finance officer and general manager why we’d be bleeding money all of a sudden. I don’t work there anymore but I hope my old boss is doing well, he was a homie. Side story, that same boss took 2 weeks of vacation when the Shadowlands expansion of WoW released. Man’s got his priorities straight haha. When I asked him what did he tell HR and his boss he was like “Those people don’t need to know what I do or don’t do with my vacation time, I’m taking my vacation time.”

"I Have ADHD"

I have ADHD. My whole life is a long "f**k it I'll deal with it later" moment

Everything

*Gestures vaguely to everything around me*

Procrastination Is A Fine Art

For a serial procrastinator like me.....This is my whole life. Sometimes, I have to postpone those dealings with consequences too. It's an art as well as science.

What's Your Best Joke That Shouldn't Be Funny But It Is?

Why is the orphan bad at baseball? He can’t find home What’s a reverse exorcism? When the devil asks the priest to leave the child’s body What do you call a lonely 6 year old? A sandy hook survivor What’s the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race Have you heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old What do you call a flat emo girl? A cutting board I should stop before bp bans me lol

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

NAILED IT!!!

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

Humans domesticated dogs, cats domesticated humans.

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

I have a Maine c**n and can confirm that very big kitty meows can sound like a variety of instruments and occasionally like the screams of a small child being murdered

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

Harry Styles is cute, but I still prefer to see the dog.

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

It's a sad state of affairs when your dog is cooler than you.

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

I dont understand how some people manage to do the dishes without complaining 🗿 When I do it , One piece of food touches me and Blahrg! I'll puke ...

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

You should kick her a*s and act like you dont know who did it...

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

Time to leave Lego's around the office.

ThePowerglove reply

I never wound up working for them, but a summer camp offered me $2000 for the summer to lifeguard for them. The contract they wanted me to sign would've made me buy my lifeguarding shirts from them (they have to provide the first 2 uniforms), charge me for lunch regardless if I ate there during my break, they weren't going to pay me for mandatory training (which they're required to pay me for), and wanted me to work 30 extra hours, unpaid, over the course of the summer. When I factored in those extra hours and the unpaid training (20 hours), it turned out I would be making about $5.25/hr, which is well under minimum wage. I'd also be making about $500 less because of they would be charging me for lunch, which devalued my pay per hour even more. After analyzing everything, I called the Department of Labor, faxed them a copy of the contract, and the camp got slapped with a huge fine. Needless to say, I went elsewhere to work.

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Phantom682🇺🇦 • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's Your Best Joke That Shouldn't Be Funny But It Is? (Closed)

Phantom682🇺🇦 • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's Your Best Joke That Shouldn't Be Funny But It Is? (Closed)

Phantom682🇺🇦 • submitted 6 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Most Controversial Food Opinion? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Best Joke That Shouldn't Be Funny But It Is? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something Your Parents Don't Or Didn't Understand About Being A Teenager?

Hey Pandas, What’s A Truth That Everyone Would Rather Turn Away From?

Hey Pandas, What Skills Do You Have But Don't Need?

Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing You Could Never Do?

Phantom682🇺🇦 • submitted 13 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Song Do You Have Stuck In Your Head Right Now?

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Did That Is An Accomplishment To You Despite It Being Easy For Most People? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Dark Humor Joke (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Topic Could You Do A Presentation On From The Top Of Your Head? (Closed)

"What Feels Embarrassing But Shouldn't": 35 People Delivered An Answer

Hey Pandas, Let's Play Two Truths And A Lie (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Always Happens In Books But Never Happens In Real Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Gift You've Ever Had? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Food You Could Never Ever Eat? (Closed)

Phantom682🇺🇦 • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

ew who tf likes skinned grapes🤮

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of An Unintentionally Funny Sign That You've Seen (Closed)

Indeed

Hey Pandas, What's Your Best Joke That Shouldn't Be Funny But It Is? (Closed)

Johnny was a chemist's son but Johnny is no more because what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4

40 Times Corgis Mixed With Other Breeds, And The Result Was Absolutely Pawsome

V O I D

40 Times Corgis Mixed With Other Breeds, And The Result Was Absolutely Pawsome

S T R E T C H

40 Times Corgis Mixed With Other Breeds, And The Result Was Absolutely Pawsome

IT'S SO FLUFFYYYYYY

50 Hilarious Examples Of Pets Being Caught Red-Pawed When Stealing Food (New Pics)

my cat will just stick her whole head in the glass and get stuck.

50 Hilarious Examples Of Pets Being Caught Red-Pawed When Stealing Food (New Pics)

Outernet

50 Hilarious Examples Of Pets Being Caught Red-Pawed When Stealing Food (New Pics)

She is beauty she is grace she has melon on her face

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

i like your username

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

Professor Mcgonagall?

50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

Which doggo is yours?

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

My brother does this. It's always slightly off center too, just to rub salt in the wound.

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

I thought it was a bunch of balloons melted together

80 Funny Pun Jokes To Make Everyone Laugh At The Table

If you're talking to your drugs you probably already said yes

80 Funny Pun Jokes To Make Everyone Laugh At The Table

If you don't like puns don't click on stuff like this

80 Funny Pun Jokes To Make Everyone Laugh At The Table

Fermented grape blood

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

Yep that hand places all the planets and stars and all the other stuff in space

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

I don't remember anything from 5th grade

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

Cool

Phantom682🇺🇦 • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

35 Hilarious Comics With Unexpected Dark Endings By Mr. Lovenstein (New Pics)

Eeeee MOTIONALLL DAAAAMAGE

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

Getting the band together for one last world tour.

"I Have ADHD"

I have ADHD. My whole life is a long "f**k it I'll deal with it later" moment

The World Is My Home

Quit my job when I was 24 and went traveling around the world for a year. Parents wanted me to buy a house with my savings but I spent it all on seeing the world instead.

Everything

*Gestures vaguely to everything around me*

So You Don't Want To Accept My Vacation Request?

Procrastination Is A Fine Art

For a serial procrastinator like me.....This is my whole life. Sometimes, I have to postpone those dealings with consequences too. It's an art as well as science.