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Green Tree • commented on a post 2 hours ago

People Are Sharing Their Random Thoughts And Experiences Which Gave Us These 95 Funny Tweets

I have one and can confirm that I do this and it is fabulous

Green Tree • upvoted 10 items 3 hours ago

People Are Sharing Their Random Thoughts And Experiences Which Gave Us These 95 Funny Tweets

I sure would lol - that’s an impressive achievement!

56 People Expose The Biggest Lies Companies Told To Sell Their Products

Not to mention whitening products can be more harmful to your teeth with long term use, and for some people, it can cause gum irritations and allergies.

People Are Sharing Their Random Thoughts And Experiences Which Gave Us These 95 Funny Tweets

And she'll be talking about it for the rest of her life.

People Are Sharing Their Random Thoughts And Experiences Which Gave Us These 95 Funny Tweets

Nah, go ahead and throw it away, so later you'll be like "Awwww C**p! That's where it goes".

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Green Tree • upvoted an item 1 day ago

50 Random But Accurate Memes That Might Make You Laugh-Whisper "Same"

No, go ahead and stare, make comments while shielding your mouth, snigger, but learn the lessons that we are learning, and don't do that to your own people.

Green Tree • submitted a list addition 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Started Off Good But Has Become Bad?

Green Tree • upvoted 22 items 2 days ago

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

This.

"Is This The Right Thing To Do?": 22 Moral Dilemmas And You Have To Decide

Could you choose who loses their money or home? I'll go first - Elon Musk all the way!

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

This.

"Is This The Right Thing To Do?": 22 Moral Dilemmas And You Have To Decide

Could you choose who loses their money or home? I'll go first - Elon Musk all the way!

40 Memes About Men That Are So Relatable, They’re Universally Hilarious

May i introduce you to cones, stakes, and a chain. I will take 1/2 the money you would have spent.

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

Knew and did nothing. People like him get away with what they do because they're protected by cowardly enablers.

40 True Stories Of People Preventing Tragedies By Doing Something “Just In Case”

It has always been a source of amazement to me that anyone would ever even want to go down the driveway in a vehicle without wearing a seatbelt.

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

The slap on the wrist he subsequently received ensured that justice was finally done. s/

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

Janice Dickinson was shouting about being assaulted by him for decades. Whoopee Goldberg defended him. I wonder why she won't apologise to Janice. (honest question)

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

Fteddie Mercury's death probably did more to make homosexuality acceptable and to bring the seriousness of AIDS to the straight people than anything else

40 True Stories Of People Preventing Tragedies By Doing Something “Just In Case”

People underestimate the benefits of a consistent exercise or sport regime. Add a proper diet to the mix and enjoy the rewards of a healthy lifestyle.

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

Tumblr always knew everything before it became official!

40 True Stories Of People Preventing Tragedies By Doing Something “Just In Case”

Congratulations

50 Wholesome Pics That Might Sprinkle Some Unexpected Joy Into Your Life (New Pics)

Best tree topper ive ever seen

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

It was very different back then, folks didn’t have the luxury to come out as they do now, alas.

50 Wholesome Pics That Might Sprinkle Some Unexpected Joy Into Your Life (New Pics)

Pretty clever. Next time hell comes to earth, I'm dumping all my sh*t in the lake.

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

I find it so odd that she’s a hardcore Republican

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

Yep

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

I definitely believe this one and agree with Carrie.

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

Apparently everyone knew about it

40 True Stories Of People Preventing Tragedies By Doing Something “Just In Case”

There was a time in my drinking days where I 'knew' if I didn't stop drinking i would probably die. That was 2011 and haven't had a drink since.

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Started Off Good But Has Become Bad?

Social media. Started as a place to interact with others and have fun, turned into a weapon used for spreading fake news, conspiracies and antidemocratic propaganda.

40 Memes About Men That Are So Relatable, They’re Universally Hilarious

It does.

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Green Tree • commented on 5 posts 2 days ago

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

The Fallwells are leaders in the Radical Christian Right which notoriously calls gay people evil and blames single mothers and what not so fvck them

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

There was a LOT of leather...

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

The Fallwells are leaders in the Radical Christian Right which notoriously calls gay people evil and blames single mothers and what not so fvck them

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

There was a LOT of leather...

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

In a 30 Rock episode the Tracy Morgan character says about Cosby "you know what you did to my aunt" - so yeah open enough secret in show biz that it was a joke on primetime long before the general public knew

50 Funny Memes From ‘Circle Of Idiots’ That Hit Way Too Close To Home (New Pics)

I fill up the top shelf of my linen closet with TP every 6 months or so. I fell into the habit years ago as just a way to not have to think about it once my being broke and running out years were over. This was a point of hilarity to friends and family, pre-COVID. Of course I shared when the TP crisis hit and nobody makes fun of me anymore.

40 True Stories Of People Preventing Tragedies By Doing Something “Just In Case”

Terrifying!

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Green Tree • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Go-To Cheap Meal? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Is A Pointless Waste Of Little Money? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Did You Internalize From Knowing Someone That Lived Through The Great Depression? (Closed)

Green Tree • submitted a list addition 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Started Off Good But Has Become Bad?

Green Tree • submitted 2 list additions 4 days ago

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Good Light Novel Recommendations? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Thing You’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling?

Green Tree • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Can A Person Make Money Using Their Phone? (Closed)

Green Tree • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Distresses You The Most About The Near Future?

Green Tree • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing You Like But Everyone Else Seems To Hate? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Life-Changing Quote Or Song

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Tips To Cut Extra Calories Without Being Hungry? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The First Sign A Relationship Is Going To End?

Green Tree • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell 15-Year-Old You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Cool Hobby You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Go-To Cheap Meal? (Closed)

Green Tree • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post The Coolest Picture You Took (Closed)

Green Tree • commented on a post 2 hours ago

People Are Sharing Their Random Thoughts And Experiences Which Gave Us These 95 Funny Tweets

I have one and can confirm that I do this and it is fabulous

Green Tree • commented on 5 posts 2 days ago

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

The Fallwells are leaders in the Radical Christian Right which notoriously calls gay people evil and blames single mothers and what not so fvck them

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

There was a LOT of leather...

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

50 Funny Memes From ‘Circle Of Idiots’ That Hit Way Too Close To Home (New Pics)

40 True Stories Of People Preventing Tragedies By Doing Something “Just In Case”

Terrifying!

Green Tree • commented on 4 posts 3 days ago

40 Relationships That Crumbled After One Eye-Opening Moment

correct reaction to a racist

40 Relationships That Crumbled After One Eye-Opening Moment

This site is Lithuanian

50 Facts People Just Learned That Are So Awesome They Had To Share (New Pics)

no, that was the first vaccination. Innoculation is a different more rudimentary process that came first

50 Facts People Just Learned That Are So Awesome They Had To Share (New Pics)

The OP says Innoculation NOT Vaccination. Two different processes. Innoculation for small pox started circa 1550 in China and was being used in the west by the early 1700's. The safer vaccines did indeed come later.

Green Tree • commented on 10 posts 4 days ago

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

Tax dollars at work! Too bad so many these days think things like this are a waste of money in the US.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

She was a class act

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

D a m n straight!

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

eww

30 Times "The Next Big Thing" Turned Out To Be A Flop

That one actually worked too well and was therefore unsustainable. The model relied on a large percentage of pass holders not using it frequently. Instead the people who bought the passes were movie buffs and it collapsed because it was being used too much and the theaters were losing money. For those who don't know this one: It was a monthly subscription for unlimited movies at the theater.

30 Times "The Next Big Thing" Turned Out To Be A Flop

A n a l leakage entered the pop culture references there for a little bit (the commercials had disclaimers about side effects)

30 Times "The Next Big Thing" Turned Out To Be A Flop

Always reminds me of the Saturday Night Live skit Clear Gravy. Hilarious!

30 Times "The Next Big Thing" Turned Out To Be A Flop

i forgot about those!

30 Times "The Next Big Thing" Turned Out To Be A Flop

We may be heading there soon. China is poised to fill the international vacuum being vacated by the US.

30 Times "The Next Big Thing" Turned Out To Be A Flop

Didn't some bio hack guy die by drowning in an isolation pod while high on ketamine or something like that?

Green Tree • upvoted 19 items 5 hours ago

People Are Sharing Their Random Thoughts And Experiences Which Gave Us These 95 Funny Tweets

Nah, go ahead and throw it away, so later you'll be like "Awwww C**p! That's where it goes".

Funny-Jokes-Imightbefunny1

People Are Sharing Their Random Thoughts And Experiences Which Gave Us These 95 Funny Tweets

And she'll be talking about it for the rest of her life.

People Are Sharing Their Random Thoughts And Experiences Which Gave Us These 95 Funny Tweets

I sure would lol - that’s an impressive achievement!

Funny-Jokes-Imightbefunny1

56 People Expose The Biggest Lies Companies Told To Sell Their Products

There were subs, hero sandwiches, hoagies and po'boys (USA terms for the same thing) way before the Subway franchise. And technically, any unsliced soft roll is a small loaf of bread.

anon reply

That global warming is not real - because regulations hurt the bottom line of coal and oil industry.

56 People Expose The Biggest Lies Companies Told To Sell Their Products

Clover is also hugely important to bees and other pollinators!

56 People Expose The Biggest Lies Companies Told To Sell Their Products

To what. Jelly beans?

56 People Expose The Biggest Lies Companies Told To Sell Their Products

It was, along with sterilising surgical instruments, and treating STD's.

robkule424 reply

The inventors of OxyContin tried to convince the public that it was a addictive-free version of oxycodone. They blatantly lied and were sued for like $500 mil a while back.

56 People Expose The Biggest Lies Companies Told To Sell Their Products

I'm a man, and I.. gasp.. use normal Dove products.

Meanwhile-in-Paris reply

All cosmetics company claiming male and female need a different soap/shampoo/razor...

Lately some even tried to apply the gendered marketing to yogurt, toothpaste, handkerchief or pens.