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Mike F

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Mike F

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An old man with a little dog and WAY too much time on his hands.

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Mike F • upvoted 16 items 7 hours ago

Couples, Relationships

"He Just Seems So… Normal Otherwise?": Woman Creeped Out By BF's Sleeping Habit

History

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Woman Cold-Heartedly Ends Her Dog’s Life After Being Denied Boarding With It

For the love of all you hold holy, why k**l the poor animal?! Leave it. Someone will care for it. I hope this human-shaped piece of garbage rots in hell.

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Most stupid list ever

11 Moments When Plus-Size Customers Spoke Out — and Faced The Internet's Wrath

I'm quite lost, but if I could buy a McLaren and fly in a private plane I'd give exactly 0 fs about it, and just laugh.

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Did a 12-year-old write this?

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Mike F • commented on 24 posts 7 hours ago

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Early Jabba the Hut?

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Not "toothpaste" but tooth powder. The old man used to have us use tooth powder to clean coins with.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Early Jabba the Hut?

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Not "toothpaste" but tooth powder. The old man used to have us use tooth powder to clean coins with.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

I would live there.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

That looks like Milky the Twin Pines Clown from the 60s in Detroit.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Yeah, after the photo it's off to the attic with them!

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

That scared the 💩 out of me when I saw it.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

That will be difficult to unsee.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

THAT is creepy.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Every time I see this I think the girl looks like Anne Frank.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

The bartender looks impressed.

"He Just Seems So… Normal Otherwise?": Woman Creeped Out By BF's Sleeping Habit

And rightly so. What a yutz.

27 Times Police Had To Go Undercover, And Something Crazy Happened

They didn't tell me anything about the why, just that they were.

Woman Cold-Heartedly Ends Her Dog’s Life After Being Denied Boarding With It

Touch grass, jeez.

11 Moments When Plus-Size Customers Spoke Out — and Faced The Internet's Wrath

But, would you still demand 2 chairs in a restaurant because you choose to have a comically wide rear?

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

If this would assuage someone's fears, they need help that can't be gleaned by these "tips".

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Who is going to waste "substances" by putting them on the door handle of a CAR? This has to be the stupidest one I've read thus far, right up there with your scream can't be heard underwater. FFS

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Ya know? I've pretty much beat h3ll out of mine.

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Probably.

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Hyena food.

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Or bagpipes in the UK?

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

I just reach down and pet the dog because she's the one who is making the racket.

50 Gen X Who Are Tired Of Modern Life Share What They Miss: "Skinny-Dipping"

Off topic, but who TF is down voting all these folks and just why?

50 Gen X Who Are Tired Of Modern Life Share What They Miss: "Skinny-Dipping"

Who can afford them? They are so awfully expensive it's unreal. Before I left the Detroit area I used to buy both dailies and read them then do the puzzles. It would cost way too much to try that now.

50 Gen X Who Are Tired Of Modern Life Share What They Miss: "Skinny-Dipping"

While I miss the pre-phone days, I wouldn't go back. I manage my banking and my bills on my phone along with my emails. I rarely turn on my computer anymore and I don't miss it. That's just me though, if someone else wants to return to the days of mailing checks to pay bills and whatnot, more power to them.

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Mike F • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's Your Latest Earworm?

Mike F • submitted 4 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Most Treasured Memory You Have

Hey Pandas, If You Died And Became A Ghost What Would You Do?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Dessert You’ve Ever Tasted? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Least Favorite Halloween Costume?

Mike F • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Smell Have You Smelled Recently That Brought Back A Memory From Your Childhood?

Hey Pandas, If You Were The Last Person On Earth, What Would You Do?

Mike F • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics?

Mike F • submitted 3 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, Who's The Worst Teacher You've Ever Had? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Stay At One Age Forever, Which Would You Choose? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Write A Sentence Starting With The Word "I" And Let Your Keyboard Finish It (Closed)

Mike F • submitted 2 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, If I Went Through Your Cabinets, What Is The Weirdest Thing I'd Find?

Hey Pandas, What Are You Getting Your Mom For Mother's Day? (Closed)

Mike F • submitted 2 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Is Ai Actually Gonna Be Our Downfall?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Pet Afraid Of?

Mike F • submitted 6 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What One Word Title Songs Can You Name?

Hey Pandas, Share Some Pictures Of Your Holiday Spirit (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Latest Earworm?

Hey Pandas, How Was Your Thanksgiving? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Had The Power To Erase One Thing From Existence, What Would It Be?

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Injury You've Ever Had?

Mike F • commented on 20 posts 7 hours ago

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Early Jabba the Hut?

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Not "toothpaste" but tooth powder. The old man used to have us use tooth powder to clean coins with.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

I would live there.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

That looks like Milky the Twin Pines Clown from the 60s in Detroit.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Yeah, after the photo it's off to the attic with them!

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

That scared the 💩 out of me when I saw it.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

That will be difficult to unsee.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

THAT is creepy.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Every time I see this I think the girl looks like Anne Frank.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

The bartender looks impressed.

"He Just Seems So… Normal Otherwise?": Woman Creeped Out By BF's Sleeping Habit

And rightly so. What a yutz.

27 Times Police Had To Go Undercover, And Something Crazy Happened

They didn't tell me anything about the why, just that they were.

Woman Cold-Heartedly Ends Her Dog’s Life After Being Denied Boarding With It

Touch grass, jeez.

11 Moments When Plus-Size Customers Spoke Out — and Faced The Internet's Wrath

But, would you still demand 2 chairs in a restaurant because you choose to have a comically wide rear?

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

If this would assuage someone's fears, they need help that can't be gleaned by these "tips".

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Who is going to waste "substances" by putting them on the door handle of a CAR? This has to be the stupidest one I've read thus far, right up there with your scream can't be heard underwater. FFS

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Ya know? I've pretty much beat h3ll out of mine.

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Probably.

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Hyena food.

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Or bagpipes in the UK?

Mike F • upvoted 20 items 9 hours ago

“From Window” By Masahisa Fukase (1974) Is A Series Of Photographs Capturing His Then-Wife, Yoko Wanibe, Leaving For Work Each Day From Their Apartment In Tokyo

"He Just Seems So… Normal Otherwise?": Woman Creeped Out By BF's Sleeping Habit

Um, let’s see……..he’s emotionally intelligent and you’re whining over something he does when you’re not around that doesn’t impact your relationship at all.

History

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

keep the freckles, it would be less painful

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Dude, it just looks like a small town bar.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

This is giving me “The Shining” vibes 😳

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

And probably worth a pretty penny now.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Coming soon to an area near you.

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

The moment one genocidal dictator realizes another genocidal dictator has invaded

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Not the conceptions?

To Appear Headless While Taking A Photo, Known As "Horsemaning", Was A Popular Way To Pose In The 1920's

71 Photos From The Past That Are Incredibly Unsettling (New Pics)

Love it! Kind of like how in All That Jazz, a young Jessica Lange played death.

Couples, Relationships

"He Just Seems So… Normal Otherwise?": Woman Creeped Out By BF's Sleeping Habit

Show him this post. That’ll eliminate a worry - he’ll be gone in 5 minutes

Woman Cold-Heartedly Ends Her Dog’s Life After Being Denied Boarding With It

For the love of all you hold holy, why k**l the poor animal?! Leave it. Someone will care for it. I hope this human-shaped piece of garbage rots in hell.

Woman Cold-Heartedly Ends Her Dog’s Life After Being Denied Boarding With It

I'll make sure you're not disturbed.

Woman Cold-Heartedly Ends Her Dog’s Life After Being Denied Boarding With It

Give me a toilet and 3mins alone with her in the stall... All I'm Sayin.......

11 Moments When Plus-Size Customers Spoke Out — and Faced The Internet's Wrath

I'm quite lost, but if I could buy a McLaren and fly in a private plane I'd give exactly 0 fs about it, and just laugh.

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Most stupid list ever

21 Surprising Facts That Are Actually Life-Savers You Never Thought You Needed

Even if it's uncommon, some people my have this fear, and be reassured by the tip.

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