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Two_rolling_black_eyes • upvoted 14 items 1 week ago

MystPoison reply

Musk with Trump. Seeing from non American perspective. Elon is literally everywhere.

G-Unit11111 reply

The Tesla Cybertruck.

fullandhurting reply

Crumbl cookie.

BricksBear:

Went there recently. Prices were bad. It tasted... fine, I guess.
What I thought was funny though was the fact the guy in the back making them was whistling some tunes. Seemed like he was having fun.

CharmMinerva reply

The Metaverse hype. Big tech keeps pushing it as the future of socializing and work, but most people just want their reality to be less expensive, not more virtual.

rockoboks reply

Demure.

theschis:

“You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Coolers78 reply

Ariana Grande / Wicked.

ObsiGamer reply

Influencer-endorsed products.

BookkeeperProud3143 reply

Stanley cups.

HEROBIXN reply

Tyson vs Paul.

MItrwaway:

If you've watched one Paul fight you've seen them all. He will only fight guys who are either old and retired, or guys who were never boxers to begin with. People should have learned a dozen fights ago that they're essentially sparring. You could tell Paul was pulling punches all fight.

CockroachInfinite310 reply

AI everything. Like it's cool but ppl act like it's the answer to life, idk chill with it.

LavishnessTop3088:

One group of people thinks it’s the answer to everything and the other group of people thinks it’s our doom. And in the middle we have a bunch of software engineers who would love anyone who doesn’t know how AI even works on a technical level to Just. Shut. Up.

50 People Share Movies Where The "Strong Female Protagonist" Was Actually Done Right

He describes men in the in a similar way though. It is the writing style.

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Two_rolling_black_eyes • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

That's A Weirdly Accurate Insult

Here For My Speedboat Prescription

That's A Weirdly Accurate Insult

Here For My Speedboat Prescription

Well Then Rip

"Victimized By The Patriarchy"

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Two_rolling_black_eyes • upvoted 9 items 3 weeks ago

Man Won’t Accept He Missed His Grandkid’s First B-Day By Choosing His GF’s Event, Expects Apology

I'll probably get downvoted for this but who cares about a one-year-old's birthday party except for the parents+siblings? 🙄 That's such a non-issue that he didn't show up, I don't get the fuss at all...

Please Keep Your Advice, Give Me That 100k

Man Won’t Accept He Missed His Grandkid’s First B-Day By Choosing His GF’s Event, Expects Apology

I'll probably get downvoted for this but who cares about a one-year-old's birthday party except for the parents+siblings? 🙄 That's such a non-issue that he didn't show up, I don't get the fuss at all...

Please Keep Your Advice, Give Me That 100k

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

Logically Laid To Rest

This Dude Just Got Aborted

That Should Do It

Deadpoulpe reply

Any woman written by Terry Pratchett, really.

My favorite is Granny Weatherwax tho.

benabramowitz18 reply

Evelyn Wong in Everything Everywhere All at Once.

Sudden-Suggestions reply

Chrisjen Avasarala (The Expanse) - intelligent and ambitious, unapologetic, but also capable of personal reflection and growth.

AYASOFAYA:
[Chrisjen Avasarala (The Expanse)] Yeah all of the women in that show were good, but Avasarala is a good example of how to do this without making her physically strong as a trope.

YNot1989:
Chrisjen Avasarala and Bobby Draper.

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Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

New Couple In Town Expects Warm Welcome, Neighbors Remind Them They’re Not In A Hallmark Movie

No one else owes you entertainment. The newbies need to respect that friendship and community is earned, not granted. This is adulthood and precious free time should not be wasted. Go to the pub. If you hit it off with someone, invite them to something. Accept a no. You can try again another day if you earn more trust. Never invite yourself into their lives. If I invited you to my book club and you demanded we change the time because you might attend 20% of the sessions, you are never invited back.

Men Suspect Women Don’t Understand These 30 Things About Them

There was a time in our evolution where it was advantageous to be able to calmly sit still without making a noise for long periods of time. The people crawling up trees with a bow on the first day of deer season still have these genes. We forget to breathe until our body panics and makes us because breathing is unnecessary noise when there's a cave bear or a month's worth of dinner walking 30 feet away.

New Couple In Town Expects Warm Welcome, Neighbors Remind Them They’re Not In A Hallmark Movie

No one else owes you entertainment. The newbies need to respect that friendship and community is earned, not granted. This is adulthood and precious free time should not be wasted. Go to the pub. If you hit it off with someone, invite them to something. Accept a no. You can try again another day if you earn more trust. Never invite yourself into their lives. If I invited you to my book club and you demanded we change the time because you might attend 20% of the sessions, you are never invited back.

Men Suspect Women Don’t Understand These 30 Things About Them

There was a time in our evolution where it was advantageous to be able to calmly sit still without making a noise for long periods of time. The people crawling up trees with a bow on the first day of deer season still have these genes. We forget to breathe until our body panics and makes us because breathing is unnecessary noise when there's a cave bear or a month's worth of dinner walking 30 feet away.

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

Most of these are atrocious but several are complaints about not doing it your way or on your schedule.

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Two_rolling_black_eyes • upvoted 10 items 1 month ago

Shadow948 reply

When we ask you "what's wrong" just tell us what's wrong in simple terms. We can't read minds.

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Shadow948 reply

When we ask you "what's wrong" just tell us what's wrong in simple terms. We can't read minds.

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Having to pay for daily parking at your place of employment.

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

Why? It's still perfectly good. Buying a new notebook just because there's a water mark on the cover is a complete waste of money.

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

I do this. I'm not anyone's boyfriend though. I prefer this, saves room in the fridge and freezer

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Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

New Couple In Town Expects Warm Welcome, Neighbors Remind Them They’re Not In A Hallmark Movie

No one else owes you entertainment. The newbies need to respect that friendship and community is earned, not granted. This is adulthood and precious free time should not be wasted. Go to the pub. If you hit it off with someone, invite them to something. Accept a no. You can try again another day if you earn more trust. Never invite yourself into their lives. If I invited you to my book club and you demanded we change the time because you might attend 20% of the sessions, you are never invited back.

Men Suspect Women Don’t Understand These 30 Things About Them

There was a time in our evolution where it was advantageous to be able to calmly sit still without making a noise for long periods of time. The people crawling up trees with a bow on the first day of deer season still have these genes. We forget to breathe until our body panics and makes us because breathing is unnecessary noise when there's a cave bear or a month's worth of dinner walking 30 feet away.

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

Most of these are atrocious but several are complaints about not doing it your way or on your schedule.

Man Remains Quiet When Bro Comments On His Wife's Dress Size, Faces Her Anger Later On

TL:DR Her solution for someone else not speaking is refusing to speak to them. Childish.

Grandma Who Snuggled Up With Grandkid Might Be Banned From Seeing Him As She Broke Rule

Their children, their rules. This is at least the 3rd time she's broken them. If she wants contact, she needs to apologize and then follow them scrupulously.

Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

"The Snuggle Is Real": 50 Pics Of Animals Doing The Most Random Stuff (Best Of All Time)

Branch manager leading the pack.

This IG Account Collects The Best Tumblr Posts And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Q has been there since the Phoenician alphabet 2500 years ago. pe,, qop, res, shin, taw" (i.e. P, Q, R, S, T) There was another letter between P and Q called tsade that the Semitic languages (ie Arabic and Hebrew) kept but the Greek/Latin descendants dropped. Q also used to be super common in Latin with SPQR being the old abbreviation of the Roman Empire.

50 Tattoo Fails So Epic, Folks Just Had To Share Them Online

How you let Republicans know you'll give them a BJ in the back of their car for coke.

29 People Share American Traditions That Might Slowly Disappear

They are a relatively new fad that I think will fade away. Even the most involved people don't want to waste 3 hours on a Sat for something that could be a text message. Typical exchange. "Bob and Sue are having a girl." "Nice. Have you seen my car keys?"

50 Funny Memes For When You’re Too Tired To Do Anything Else

Art makes life worth living but it isn't essential. The starving artist will get another job to feed themselves.

Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

50 Memes That Dog Owners May Find Funny And Relatable

Soylent Green is people!

Uninvited: Two Longtime Friends Ruin Their Friendship Over Engagement Dinner

Keep inviting. Adulthood is slowly losing friends as everyone gets more and more responsibilities and the friendship just dies. It's better to have someone who can accept only occasionally than the loneliness of having the people who care about you just drift away.

"What Is A Food That Makes You Think, 'How Did Humans Discover This Was Edible?'" (30 Answers)

There's decent evidence that bread was made by accident. A slurry Guinness like mixture was made because heating soaked grains opened the outer husks release the edible part inside. The heat along with fermentation killed some nasty bugs in the water. Some drunk dude fell asleep with a batch over some coals and the water baked off leaving the first bread.

Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on 7 posts 4 months ago

40 Times People Accidentally Eavesdropped On Conversations And Weren’t Disappointed

At least we know those kids will love each other forever.

30 First-World Anarchists That Don’t Believe Rules Apply To Them (New Pics)

One summer at college, the main quadrangle was torn up when they knocked down 2 buildings and built 3 new ones for a new total of 5 around the space. . Come start of school, they re-sodded the lawn but did not replace destroyed sidewalks. Day after Thanksgiving, they started laying down new sidewalks between the five buildings based on the actual pedestrian traffic paths. End of Christmas break the project was done. They then built whole new benches and flowerbeds based on the new pattern.

30 First-World Anarchists That Don’t Believe Rules Apply To Them (New Pics)

Its been Olathe sweet corn season for the last month and every place that sells it from the roadside stand to the mega grocery marts has trashcans for the husks. You have to pull down the husk to see if the kernels were fertilized or you're buying a useless cob.

30 First-World Anarchists That Don’t Believe Rules Apply To Them (New Pics)

Unless you live somewhere that mice and rats are destroying your grain, outdoor cats are not a good thing. They adopted the human idea of killing things for fun and wipe out native small mammals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians. Please keep your pet cats inside. I've personally witnessed the carnage of two cats that caused the local extinction of a species of salamander when they climbed over the fence around the breeding pond and killed over 1000 adults.

After Years Of Torment, Office Bully Fired When New Employee Refuses To Back Down

The night auditor is to balance, reconcile, and audit all financial transactions from the previous day. My dad did it for 40 years. Pay the invoices, process the money, and charge the PPV movies. Computers have automated a lot of it but the auditor balances the books so that $20 credit for a movie you didn't watch gets processed.

After Years Of Torment, Office Bully Fired When New Employee Refuses To Back Down

As a teenager (GenX), I delivered newspapers and magazines and had to collect the subscriptions as part of my job. One month, the cover story on Newsweek on subscription day was how lazy GenX was. I only had one Boomer parent not make some snide comment about how true that was as I'm standing in the rain trying to collect $4 which I get to keep $.50. Nothing builds up bitterness like being called lazy while you are working for below minimum wage and they won't even let you in their house to get out of the weather.

After Years Of Torment, Office Bully Fired When New Employee Refuses To Back Down

The night auditor works in the office. Primary responsibility is finance.

Two_rolling_black_eyes • upvoted 20 items 1 week ago

50 Epic Burns Of 2024 That Turned Insults Into High Art

Heath Lerr sounds very much like H1tler when you say it out loud....

That's A Weirdly Accurate Insult

Here For My Speedboat Prescription

Logically Laid To Rest

This Dude Just Got Aborted

Please Keep Your Advice, Give Me That 100k

Well Then Rip

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

That Should Do It

"Victimized By The Patriarchy"

Someone Asked What Has Been Overrated In 2024 And 40 People Don’t Hold Back

Agree. I do not understand the love for these. Way too sweet and way too expensive. They'll be bankrupt and/or bought by BlackRock within a few years.

Someone Asked What Has Been Overrated In 2024 And 40 People Don’t Hold Back

Yep- these cookies are just sticks of butter rolled in bowls of sugar. They need to go away.

fullandhurting reply

Crumbl cookie.

BricksBear:

Went there recently. Prices were bad. It tasted... fine, I guess.
What I thought was funny though was the fact the guy in the back making them was whistling some tunes. Seemed like he was having fun.

HEROBIXN reply

Tyson vs Paul.

MItrwaway:

If you've watched one Paul fight you've seen them all. He will only fight guys who are either old and retired, or guys who were never boxers to begin with. People should have learned a dozen fights ago that they're essentially sparring. You could tell Paul was pulling punches all fight.

rockoboks reply

Demure.

theschis:

“You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

CharmMinerva reply

The Metaverse hype. Big tech keeps pushing it as the future of socializing and work, but most people just want their reality to be less expensive, not more virtual.

Coolers78 reply

Ariana Grande / Wicked.

CockroachInfinite310 reply

AI everything. Like it's cool but ppl act like it's the answer to life, idk chill with it.

LavishnessTop3088:

One group of people thinks it’s the answer to everything and the other group of people thinks it’s our doom. And in the middle we have a bunch of software engineers who would love anyone who doesn’t know how AI even works on a technical level to Just. Shut. Up.

BookkeeperProud3143 reply

Stanley cups.

MystPoison reply

Musk with Trump. Seeing from non American perspective. Elon is literally everywhere.

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