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Lime • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Cutest Moment Of Your Pet

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Lime • upvoted 38 items 3 years ago

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“You need to stop referring to your wife. It’s making people uncomfortable.” This was in response to after asking how my weekend was and I said “my wife and I went to visit family in Minnesota.”

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I’m a firefighter. I’m also a woman. A few years ago I had one of my officers tell me “you should really consider a different career... women’s bodies are just not designed to withstand this job.” He ended up having to retire early last year due to a shoulder injury.

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My old boss told me multiple times that I'm lucky he's married, because he wouldn't be able to control himself if he wasn't. He would also tell me that I would make an amazing personal assistant/Secretary (I'm a systems analyst) for my looks alone. When I told him this was innapropriate he'd ask why I'm being hormonal. I was on the verge of filing a sexual harassment complaint when he quit.

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When I was working as a bakery manager for a gas station, my shift started at 4:30, so I had time to get breakfast ready. No one else was waiting for me to get there. I clocked in one morning at 4:35, and my boss said, "You know there are plenty of jobs you can get lying on your back". I ended up clocking out and going home. I filed a complaint against him but was told it was a he said, she said situation and they couldn't do anything about it.

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I visited my identical twin brother at his college where a lot of his floor didn't know he was a twin. That night he had some people over in his apartment and I hid in the bedroom. Note, he has a beard and I don't. While they were hanging out (and me hiding), he announces to the group that he's tired of his beard and is gonna shave it off, so he escapes to the bedroom where I'm hiding as if to shave. We switch clothes and I walk back out to the group with my bare face. Everyone takes note and, while it's generally an unusual thing to do at a party, nobody thinks much of it. After a bit I announce, "ya know, I kinda miss my beard. I think I'm gonna grow it back". At which point I go to the other room where my bearded twin was hiding. We switch clothes back and he walks back out to the group immediately re-bearded. People lost their freaking minds.

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I'm not a twin but have identical twins. One year, one of them got tired during a shopping trip for school clothes. She said to her sister, "Try this on. I want to see how it looks on me."

This Facebook Group Is All About Poor Wildlife Photos And They Are So Bad They’re Good

I think you are a Disney princess...

Lockdown Mondays

The Social Pressure Season Is Officially Open!

I Know Someone Has Already Said This

I Can Always Rely On My Inner Demons

Please Don't

Dropped My Glasses...

This Facebook Group Is All About Poor Wildlife Photos And They Are So Bad They’re Good

I need to see your manager!

This Facebook Group Is All About Poor Wildlife Photos And They Are So Bad They’re Good

Where did you hide the jewels Gerry?!

This Pan

The Way My Rainboot Perfectly Matches This Bar Stool

Mans Feet Brutally Eaten By Escallator

Suburban Combat Ready!

Couldn’t Find My Straw When I Made Iced Coffee This Morning

Matching Set

Took Me A Second

Woman's Skirt While Waiting For My Parents At The Airport

Couldn’t See What She Was Holding For A Sec

When You Have To Go To A Public Event, But You Still Don't Wanna Be Seen

How Many Avocados Do You See

This Seafarer Popped On My Wall Today

Almost Stepped On Him

What Coffee Mug?

My Coffee+milk Had The Same Shade Of Brown As My Mug This Morning

Couldn't Find My Tortilla

This Mirrored Tissue Box

I Was Looking For Him A While And Was Convinced He Had Escaped

Tell Tintin We Found His Dog

Enough People Told Me I Should Post My Lost Remote Here

Bock, Bock, Bock... Bark!

Invisible Man In The Suit

I Thought The Chair Was Broken

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People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 45 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

THIS.SO.MUCH

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I Can Always Rely On My Inner Demons

The Social Pressure Season Is Officially Open!

I Know Someone Has Already Said This

Lockdown Mondays

Please Don't

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I'm not a twin but have identical twins. One year, one of them got tired during a shopping trip for school clothes. She said to her sister, "Try this on. I want to see how it looks on me."

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Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Cutest Moment Of Your Pet

Chris Yang

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This Facebook Group Is All About Poor Wildlife Photos And They Are So Bad They’re Good

Lockdown Mondays

The Social Pressure Season Is Officially Open!

I Know Someone Has Already Said This

I Can Always Rely On My Inner Demons

Please Don't

Dropped My Glasses...

This Facebook Group Is All About Poor Wildlife Photos And They Are So Bad They’re Good

This Facebook Group Is All About Poor Wildlife Photos And They Are So Bad They’re Good

This Pan

The Way My Rainboot Perfectly Matches This Bar Stool

Mans Feet Brutally Eaten By Escallator

Suburban Combat Ready!

Couldn’t Find My Straw When I Made Iced Coffee This Morning

Matching Set

Took Me A Second

Woman's Skirt While Waiting For My Parents At The Airport

Couldn’t See What She Was Holding For A Sec

When You Have To Go To A Public Event, But You Still Don't Wanna Be Seen

How Many Avocados Do You See

This Seafarer Popped On My Wall Today

Almost Stepped On Him

What Coffee Mug?

My Coffee+milk Had The Same Shade Of Brown As My Mug This Morning

Couldn't Find My Tortilla

This Mirrored Tissue Box

I Was Looking For Him A While And Was Convinced He Had Escaped

Tell Tintin We Found His Dog

Enough People Told Me I Should Post My Lost Remote Here

Bock, Bock, Bock... Bark!

Invisible Man In The Suit

I Thought The Chair Was Broken

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Cutest Moment Of Your Pet

Hey Pandas, Make Him Cute, Even Though He Already Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Draw A Bird (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Wholesome Thing You've Seen In Your Life? (Closed)

50 Brutally Honest Parenting Comics That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

Hey Pandas, Make Him Cute, Even Though He Already Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Make Him Cute, Even Though He Already Is (Closed)

Artist Illustrates 50 Comics About Everyday Problems That Her 97k Fans Relate To (New Pics)

Hey Pandas, Draw A Bird (Closed)

237 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

Hey Pandas, Draw A Bird (Closed)

20 Brutally Honest Comics That Show How Your Life Changes After Having Kids

30 Funny Comics About Animals By Pet Foolery

45 'Forbidden Food' Examples You Shouldn't Ever Eat (New Pics)

66 Funny Comics That I've Been Creating For 2 Years To Make People Smile

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 45 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

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I Can Always Rely On My Inner Demons

The Social Pressure Season Is Officially Open!

I Know Someone Has Already Said This

Lockdown Mondays

Please Don't

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“Lost My Job, Lost My Wife, Lost My Binky”

All I Wanted To Do Was Make A Depawsit To Buy More Treatos. Not Sure Why My Puppy Eyes Didn’t Work In Dis Situation

What’s This? Something You’re Working On?

Dad, I’m Not Real Sure How To Say This But I Screwed Up... I’m Sorry

I Needed To Use The Restroom And Saw This Instead

Dog Chews £80,000 Aston Martin

He Looks So Innocent You'd Think The Vase Broke On Its Own

Lolly The Destroyer

Chris Yang