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Marvin • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

She's just a nervous gorl!

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

Don't worry, Mayans will still curse them

Marvin • upvoted an item 1 week ago

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

God is a she, hope you are a masochist that likes really hot places.

Marvin • commented on 6 posts 2 weeks ago

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

Darn that Ministry of Magic.

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

and then EVERYONE CHEERED. oh wait...

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

Darn that Ministry of Magic.

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

and then EVERYONE CHEERED. oh wait...

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

but EVERYONE CHEERED!

Sleepover At Teacher’s House Gets Cancelled After Mom Starts Asking Questions

yes you dumb dumb, but if they don't have CHILDREN, you CANT GO TO SLEEPOVERS AT THEIR HOUSE. Did...did you think I meant you COULD go if children owned the house???

If You Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Can Make That Happen (New Pics)

I am still convinced we are Lisa Simpson's science project about the Tooth.

50 Absurd Reviews From Entitled People Who Clearly Don’t Understand How Life Works

This park used to be called Riverside and they have literally decorated with Rainbows since the 80s. There was even a rainbow bank souvenir that i wanted SO BAD when I was little.

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Marvin • upvoted 5 items 2 weeks ago

50 Absurd Reviews From Entitled People Who Clearly Don’t Understand How Life Works

Manageress? That word says everything you need to know about how this review is gonna go before you continue.

40 Times People Got Humbled Not Knowing Who They Were Actually Talking To (New Pics)

Ouch- Also love that she now hosts the podcast Three which highlights other people who were wrongfully convicted.

40 Times People Got Humbled Not Knowing Who They Were Actually Talking To (New Pics)

So many of these refer to people/ things I've never even heard of. I don't have the energy to google every unfamiliar person/thing.

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Marvin • commented on a post 1 month ago

Sleepover At Teacher’s House Gets Cancelled After Mom Starts Asking Questions

We used to sleep over at my Girl Scout Leader's house. Turns out her husband was abusing little boys. So all us girls were "safe", but holy c**p can you imagine? No, you can't go to sleepovers at a grown-ups house.

Marvin • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

50 Interesting Photos That Explain History In A Unique Way

The only acceptable version <3

50 Interesting Photos That Explain History In A Unique Way

TIL Teri Garr was left handed

50 Interesting Photos That Explain History In A Unique Way

The only acceptable version <3

50 Interesting Photos That Explain History In A Unique Way

TIL Teri Garr was left handed

Folks Are Shaming People With No Self-Awareness And Shared 30 Pics This Month

Same. If I am spending $10 on a bag of grapes I at least need to know if they're firm/yummy.

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

Mario knew what he was doing tossing those things

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

Poor Kevin.

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Marvin • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

Folks Are Shaming People With No Self-Awareness And Shared 30 Pics This Month

Umm.....why did you mention black just say a woman..

Folks Are Shaming People With No Self-Awareness And Shared 30 Pics This Month

I've done it. I'll pick a grape off a bunch and eat it to see if it's sweet enough. That's all.

Marvin • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

30 Features That Most Find Unattractive But For Folks In This Online Thread, It’s The Opposite

We love a Short King!!

50 Of The Funniest Tumblr Posts That Deserve To Be Seen Again

wow she got fatter overnight?? MAGIC!

Marvin • upvoted an item 3 months ago

Solve These 30 Mind-Bending Puzzles And Show Off Your Pattern-Spotting Skills

I just counted them.

Marvin • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

Person Wonders How People Unknowingly Altered Their Bodies For The Worse, Receives 31 Responses

ME! 7 years of CrossFit and I have permanent shoulder damage, a bum hip, a bum knee... Plus now that I am out I have NO idea what to do. How do you just go for a walk when you used to literally kill yourself every workout.

25 Industries Facing Really Big Troubles Nowadays, According To Members Of This Online Community

I feel like every time I actually click on an article, it ends up being behind a paywall!

Person Wonders How People Unknowingly Altered Their Bodies For The Worse, Receives 31 Responses

25 Industries Facing Really Big Troubles Nowadays, According To Members Of This Online Community

I feel like every time I actually click on an article, it ends up being behind a paywall!

50 Hilariously Cringe Posts Of Unshakable Confidence Gone Awry (Best Of All Time)

Yes, but the literal meaning of Atheist is not believing in a god. How could I possibly not believe in god, but believe there is a satan? I don't believe in either, which in my 47 years I thought meant I was an atheist. (Internet disclaimer: I am not being facetious, I am actually trying to understand lol)

50 Hilariously Cringe Posts Of Unshakable Confidence Gone Awry (Best Of All Time)

Thank you!! :)

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Marvin • upvoted 2 items 5 months ago

Person Wonders How People Unknowingly Altered Their Bodies For The Worse, Receives 31 Responses

What if I don't have a Tim? (yeah yeah I know)

50 Hilariously Cringe Posts Of Unshakable Confidence Gone Awry (Best Of All Time)

Not believing in god means you absolutely don't believe in satan, only christians believe in satan

Marvin • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

50 Hilariously Cringe Posts Of Unshakable Confidence Gone Awry (Best Of All Time)

Do...do we not know what Atheist means?? Not believing in a god does not automatically mean you believe in satan. Le Sigh.

“I Am At Peace”: 30 Childfree People In Their 40s And 50s Share How It Really Feels

My husband would have been Fun Dad and I would have been Mean Mom :(

Marvin • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

Mr_Lumbergh reply

A few years of Crossfit have left me with permanent knee and shoulder pain. Heavy weights shouldn't be lifted for time, your form inevitably goes to hell and you set yourself up for joint injuries.

softxdollfacebeauty reply

I just had three margaritas and am going to take a nap. Do what you will with that information.

Marvin • commented on 4 posts 7 months ago

“How Mental”: 30 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Struggling To Stay Sane

"what are you anxious about?" ohhh I don't know...nothing? but also everything?

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

Every once in a while one of the cats will knock the remote down and we can't find it!

“How Mental”: 30 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Struggling To Stay Sane

"what are you anxious about?" ohhh I don't know...nothing? but also everything?

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

Every once in a while one of the cats will knock the remote down and we can't find it!

50 Times People Made Fools Out Of Themselves By Exposing Their Stupidity (New Pics)

I used to be gone from my home for 12 hours a day between the commute and my work day. And as an introvert with OCD - office is exhausting. When I do go in now, I get nothing done because there are too many social obligations (aka coworkers don't like it when you just grunt at them lol)

50 Funny Tweets That Have No Business Being So Accurate

"where's your brother??" she asks the cat...

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Marvin • upvoted an item 7 months ago

“I've Never Been So Ashamed”: 30 Moments That Turned Friends To Strangers In Seconds

In the US it's unacceptable.

Marvin • submitted a new post 5 years ago

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Marvin • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

She's just a nervous gorl!

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

Don't worry, Mayans will still curse them

Marvin • commented on 6 posts 2 weeks ago

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

Darn that Ministry of Magic.

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

and then EVERYONE CHEERED. oh wait...

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

but EVERYONE CHEERED!

Sleepover At Teacher’s House Gets Cancelled After Mom Starts Asking Questions

yes you dumb dumb, but if they don't have CHILDREN, you CANT GO TO SLEEPOVERS AT THEIR HOUSE. Did...did you think I meant you COULD go if children owned the house???

If You Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Can Make That Happen (New Pics)

I am still convinced we are Lisa Simpson's science project about the Tooth.

50 Absurd Reviews From Entitled People Who Clearly Don’t Understand How Life Works

This park used to be called Riverside and they have literally decorated with Rainbows since the 80s. There was even a rainbow bank souvenir that i wanted SO BAD when I was little.

Marvin • commented on a post 1 month ago

Sleepover At Teacher’s House Gets Cancelled After Mom Starts Asking Questions

Marvin • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

50 Interesting Photos That Explain History In A Unique Way

The only acceptable version <3

50 Interesting Photos That Explain History In A Unique Way

TIL Teri Garr was left handed

Folks Are Shaming People With No Self-Awareness And Shared 30 Pics This Month

Same. If I am spending $10 on a bag of grapes I at least need to know if they're firm/yummy.

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

Mario knew what he was doing tossing those things

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

Poor Kevin.

Marvin • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

30 Features That Most Find Unattractive But For Folks In This Online Thread, It’s The Opposite

We love a Short King!!

50 Of The Funniest Tumblr Posts That Deserve To Be Seen Again

wow she got fatter overnight?? MAGIC!

Marvin • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

Person Wonders How People Unknowingly Altered Their Bodies For The Worse, Receives 31 Responses

25 Industries Facing Really Big Troubles Nowadays, According To Members Of This Online Community

I feel like every time I actually click on an article, it ends up being behind a paywall!

50 Hilariously Cringe Posts Of Unshakable Confidence Gone Awry (Best Of All Time)

Thank you!! :)

Marvin • upvoted an item 1 week ago

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

God is a she, hope you are a masochist that likes really hot places.

Marvin • upvoted 5 items 2 weeks ago

40 Things Women Admitted They No Longer Enjoy After Turning 30

I don't have kids and I don't need to find excuses to be a homebody. Also, I don't care if people think I'm being rude. My free time is mine. Full stop.

If You Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Can Make That Happen (New Pics)

I find a notallmen! I'm so lucky! This is an endangered species!

50 Absurd Reviews From Entitled People Who Clearly Don’t Understand How Life Works

Manageress? That word says everything you need to know about how this review is gonna go before you continue.

40 Times People Got Humbled Not Knowing Who They Were Actually Talking To (New Pics)

So many of these refer to people/ things I've never even heard of. I don't have the energy to google every unfamiliar person/thing.

40 Times People Got Humbled Not Knowing Who They Were Actually Talking To (New Pics)

Ouch- Also love that she now hosts the podcast Three which highlights other people who were wrongfully convicted.

Marvin • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

Folks Are Shaming People With No Self-Awareness And Shared 30 Pics This Month

Umm.....why did you mention black just say a woman..

Folks Are Shaming People With No Self-Awareness And Shared 30 Pics This Month

I've done it. I'll pick a grape off a bunch and eat it to see if it's sweet enough. That's all.

Marvin • upvoted an item 3 months ago

Solve These 30 Mind-Bending Puzzles And Show Off Your Pattern-Spotting Skills

I just counted them.

Marvin • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

Mr_Lumbergh reply

A few years of Crossfit have left me with permanent knee and shoulder pain. Heavy weights shouldn't be lifted for time, your form inevitably goes to hell and you set yourself up for joint injuries.