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Nonbinary House Elf

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Nonbinary House Elf

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I have a Beautiful spousey. Their name is Arrow. I am asexual but not aromantic. My pronouns are They/Them. I love cats.
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Nonbinary House Elf • upvoted an item 3 years ago

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I Use Makeup, UV Paint And Light To Create Glow-In-The-Dark Looks (26 Pics)

Nonbinary House Elf • upvoted 36 items 5 years ago

After Living 10 Years Of A Happy Life Man Wakes Up And Realizes He Was Unconscious And Dreamt It All

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

Actually, it can be any kind of test that you didn't know was coming, but a pop quiz, in general, is a small, surprise quiz to see how well you've been paying attention. ;)

After Living 10 Years Of A Happy Life Man Wakes Up And Realizes He Was Unconscious And Dreamt It All

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

Actually, it can be any kind of test that you didn't know was coming, but a pop quiz, in general, is a small, surprise quiz to see how well you've been paying attention. ;)

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

You were down voted because people are super duper touchy on BP. I don't even bother to look anymore.

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

Thankyou! (Why was i down voted for asking that?!?!?!) Im English, we don't have "pop quizes" here - i suppose it's the same as an end of unit test.

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Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

I agree, or someone who travels to amazing exotic places then complains that they don't have "normal" food and that the toilets are weird.

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

During a quidditch game, all the muggles start stomping on the stands and sing loudly WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

Surprise test or exam in a suject.

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

What the hell is a pop quiz?

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Now we just need father Geb

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Well we have to deal with it. People destroyed their home so we need to adjust with them at least we can look after them and provide some health services yet we need to be responsible since they are exotic pets.

I Use Makeup, UV Paint And Light To Create Glow-In-The-Dark Looks (26 Pics)

Mother nut is that you??

45 Photos From Taxi And Uber Rides That People Just Had To Share

Right. Part of me is saying oh please be the one to pick me up so I can see the cat. The other part is saying please leave wild animals in the wild.

45 Photos From Taxi And Uber Rides That People Just Had To Share

What wilds? Most of their habitat has been destroyed. What's left is being poached. If it wasn't for captive big cats, they'd probably already be extinct. An animal just wants a good life!

45 Photos From Taxi And Uber Rides That People Just Had To Share

That leopard is stunning!

45 Photos From Taxi And Uber Rides That People Just Had To Share

Today's domestic animals were earlier wild animals. Today's wild animals would become domesticated soon. Would like to walk a zebra around town!

45 Photos From Taxi And Uber Rides That People Just Had To Share

not really, those arabs keep much more exotic animals as pets than the russians

45 Photos From Taxi And Uber Rides That People Just Had To Share

Well, he wasn't lying.

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Nonbinary House Elf • commented on 3 posts 5 years ago

50 Of The Strangest Things That Kids Said To Their Parents

I third that with possibly of someone who is nonbinary

I Use Makeup, UV Paint And Light To Create Glow-In-The-Dark Looks (26 Pics)

Now we just need father Geb

50 Of The Strangest Things That Kids Said To Their Parents

I third that with possibly of someone who is nonbinary

I Use Makeup, UV Paint And Light To Create Glow-In-The-Dark Looks (26 Pics)

Now we just need father Geb

I Use Makeup, UV Paint And Light To Create Glow-In-The-Dark Looks (26 Pics)

We are rising up like a Phoenix from the fire. So dearest friends speed your wings and fly higher x2 We are riising up x4

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Nonbinary House Elf • submitted a new post 5 years ago

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Nonbinary House Elf • commented on 10 posts 5 years ago

50 Of The Strangest Things That Kids Said To Their Parents

I third that with possibly of someone who is nonbinary

I Use Makeup, UV Paint And Light To Create Glow-In-The-Dark Looks (26 Pics)

Now we just need father Geb

I Use Makeup, UV Paint And Light To Create Glow-In-The-Dark Looks (26 Pics)

We are rising up like a Phoenix from the fire. So dearest friends speed your wings and fly higher x2 We are riising up x4

Trouble

Thank you that means a lot to me. I am better but still struggling. Thanks.

Norway Builds World's Tallest Moose Statue, Canada Strikes Back

I'm English but I have to vote for the silver moose.

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Gal Gadot is the best.

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It is

88 Flamboyant Pride Captions That Might Make You Laugh

Yes!!

88 Flamboyant Pride Captions That Might Make You Laugh

I am Genderfluid. Sorry. It just makes me feel so happy to hear about other people like me. I had a hard childhood

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Today it was -4 degrees and my kids went up to me and my wife about to go outside in shorts. When I asked them why they said. Mommy it's WARM. I like warm. I just sighed and grabbed their coats

Nonbinary House Elf • upvoted 20 items 5 years ago

Social Issues

‘Casa De Carne’: My Short Film That Explores A Restaurant Where Customers Have To Kill Their Own Food

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Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

Actually, it can be any kind of test that you didn't know was coming, but a pop quiz, in general, is a small, surprise quiz to see how well you've been paying attention. ;)

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

You were down voted because people are super duper touchy on BP. I don't even bother to look anymore.

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

Thankyou! (Why was i down voted for asking that?!?!?!) Im English, we don't have "pop quizes" here - i suppose it's the same as an end of unit test.

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

Surprise test or exam in a suject.

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

What the hell is a pop quiz?

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

I agree, or someone who travels to amazing exotic places then complains that they don't have "normal" food and that the toilets are weird.

Author Posts Funny Situations That A Modern Muggle-Born Would Experience At Hogwarts

During a quidditch game, all the muggles start stomping on the stands and sing loudly WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

People Are Explaining Why "Female Only" Parking Spaces Exist After This Guy Points Out It's Not Equal

Comics

My Comics Based On The Tragic Story Of A Girl Who Can No Longer Be A Bride Because This Person Didn't Drive Safely

Art, Comics

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