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Hippofan62
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
Hippofan62 • upvoted 15 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, Post The Most Real-Sounding Fake Conspiracy Theory You Can Think Of, And The Comments Will Decide Whether Or Not It Seems Real
Anytime someone has a disease that hasn’t been discovered yet they call it COVID-19 and leave it at that.
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Dear 911 Operators Reading This: I would like to formally apologize for 21 year old me. I was drunk and dumb and when the call connected to dispatch and asked what the emergency was, I know I shouldn’t have answered “911, What’s Your Emergency?” With “There is no emergency, I am the Batman.” It has bothered me ever since I sobered up the next day and realized I was a real a*****e to waste your time when there was likely bigger emergencies to worry about. (My Anxiety is also paranoid I kept you from saving a life.) I sincerely apologize and am sorry. I also no longer drink, so there is that.Hey Pandas, What Do You Think About Women With Body Hair?
I think it’s natural and beautiful. Any woman who had the courage to show off her beautiful natural hair is amazing. Some women can’t shave for various reasons and that does not make them in any way worse then if they had shaved.
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“I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.”
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Hippofan62 • upvoted 15 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, Post The Most Real-Sounding Fake Conspiracy Theory You Can Think Of, And The Comments Will Decide Whether Or Not It Seems Real
Anytime someone has a disease that hasn’t been discovered yet they call it COVID-19 and leave it at that.Roxeigh reply
Dear 911 Operators Reading This: I would like to formally apologize for 21 year old me. I was drunk and dumb and when the call connected to dispatch and asked what the emergency was, I know I shouldn’t have answered “911, What’s Your Emergency?” With “There is no emergency, I am the Batman.” It has bothered me ever since I sobered up the next day and realized I was a real a*****e to waste your time when there was likely bigger emergencies to worry about. (My Anxiety is also paranoid I kept you from saving a life.) I sincerely apologize and am sorry. I also no longer drink, so there is that.funny senior quotes
“I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.”Hey Pandas, What Do You Think About Women With Body Hair?
I think it’s natural and beautiful. Any woman who had the courage to show off her beautiful natural hair is amazing. Some women can’t shave for various reasons and that does not make them in any way worse then if they had shaved.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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