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Matthew Howard • commented on 36 posts 3 years ago

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

no not at all

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Unaesthetic Images, Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Ultimate power move

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

no not at all

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Unaesthetic Images, Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Ultimate power move

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

stock photos

Son Tries To Make People Laugh By Photoshopping His Dad Into Famous Paintings (23 Pics)

O man of the pond what is your wisdom

50 Of The Most 'Antisocial' Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled 'Fear Of Going Out'

Cut the poor man some slack his body technically belongs to the catholic church so he isn't allowed to.

50 Of The Most 'Antisocial' Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled 'Fear Of Going Out'

me too

Someone In This Online Group Asked “Teachers, What Was The Worst Thing You Had To Confiscate From A Student?”, 30 Folks Delivered

tear gas refers to an eye irritant that is a gas or can be aerosolized such as a can of pepper spray

“What Is The Creepiest Or Most Unexplained Thing That’s Happened To You That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Stories)

but the same hallucination?

40 Weird And Funny Pics From This Facebook Page Prove That Humans Are Unlike Any Other Species

I thought that was oil for a moment there

40 Sarcastic Quotes To Make Sure You Have A Witty Comeback

use a bowling ball if you can throw it if not a musket ball will work too

40 Sarcastic Quotes To Make Sure You Have A Witty Comeback

jury gives the verdict

40 Sarcastic Quotes To Make Sure You Have A Witty Comeback

judge determines the sentence doofus

45 Things People Consider To Be Outdated Scams That Somehow Still Widely Exist

its because of companies like H+R block bribing the government not to change the system

50 Times People Spotted Something On Tumblr That Was Worth Sharing With The Whole World

no, they look relieved like: oh good, hooman is OK

50 Things You Probably Never Knew Existed Shared By "Yup That Exists" Instagram Page

me desire it me really really want it

50 Things You Probably Never Knew Existed Shared By "Yup That Exists" Instagram Page

why tho?

“No Context UK”: 50 Pics That Prove The UK Is Unlike Any Other Country

mean while this dude is electrocuting his food

People Are Revealing The Dark Side Of American Life, And Here Are 40 Honest Stories

do you want Nazis because that's how you get Nazis

People Are Revealing The Dark Side Of American Life, And Here Are 40 Honest Stories

garbage

50 Times Homes Had Such Awful Interiors, It Was Unclear What The Designers Were Thinking (New Pics)

someone spilled the epoxy resin

35 Scientists Share That "One Science Fact" They Wish The Whole World Would Know

but who likes people anyways

35 Scientists Share That "One Science Fact" They Wish The Whole World Would Know

don't forget the squid

35 Scientists Share That "One Science Fact" They Wish The Whole World Would Know

yes, but it would be very hard to get them to identify cancer accurately

35 Scientists Share That "One Science Fact" They Wish The Whole World Would Know

not to worry the plankton you see here is harmless, it's the smaller stuff you need to worry about

35 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

that phrase annoys me so much because data refers to stored information so things like the dinosaurs we didn't have any data for them until we made it. but I'm sure you can agree they existed.

35 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Loki: the first trans person.

35 People Are Calling Out Popular Things They Find Disgusting

that's not cheese

35 People Are Calling Out Popular Things They Find Disgusting

that's what slippers are for

50 Random Facts To Entertain Your Brain Cells, As Shared By “Quite Interesting” Twitter Account

more genes does not mean more advanced

Person Online Asked “What Culinary Hill Are You Willing To Die On?”, 40 People Delivered

just throw some wood chips in there

40 Funny And Relatable Memes Shared By The "Memes To Discuss In Therapy" Facebook Page

happy spaghetts

This Online Group Is Dedicated To 'Mildly Interesting' Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

how did it taste?

This Online Group Is Dedicated To 'Mildly Interesting' Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

Only in the US

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Matthew Howard • upvoted 4 items 3 years ago

Hogwart’s Express Rail Replacement Service

Son Tries To Make People Laugh By Photoshopping His Dad Into Famous Paintings (23 Pics)

O man of the pond what is your wisdom

Hogwart’s Express Rail Replacement Service

Son Tries To Make People Laugh By Photoshopping His Dad Into Famous Paintings (23 Pics)

O man of the pond what is your wisdom

35 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Loki: the first trans person.

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Matthew Howard • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

no not at all

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Unaesthetic Images, Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Ultimate power move

Deeply Unsettling: 50 Terrifying Pictures To Give You The Creeps

They lost the pheromone trail so they just walk in circles till they die

Deeply Unsettling: 50 Terrifying Pictures To Give You The Creeps

Cave centipede

Deeply Unsettling: 50 Terrifying Pictures To Give You The Creeps

satire

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

stock photos

Son Tries To Make People Laugh By Photoshopping His Dad Into Famous Paintings (23 Pics)

O man of the pond what is your wisdom

50 Of The Most 'Antisocial' Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled 'Fear Of Going Out'

Cut the poor man some slack his body technically belongs to the catholic church so he isn't allowed to.

50 Of The Most 'Antisocial' Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled 'Fear Of Going Out'

me too

Someone In This Online Group Asked “Teachers, What Was The Worst Thing You Had To Confiscate From A Student?”, 30 Folks Delivered

tear gas refers to an eye irritant that is a gas or can be aerosolized such as a can of pepper spray

“What Is The Creepiest Or Most Unexplained Thing That’s Happened To You That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Stories)

but the same hallucination?

40 Weird And Funny Pics From This Facebook Page Prove That Humans Are Unlike Any Other Species

I thought that was oil for a moment there

40 Sarcastic Quotes To Make Sure You Have A Witty Comeback

use a bowling ball if you can throw it if not a musket ball will work too

40 Sarcastic Quotes To Make Sure You Have A Witty Comeback

jury gives the verdict

40 Sarcastic Quotes To Make Sure You Have A Witty Comeback

judge determines the sentence doofus

45 Things People Consider To Be Outdated Scams That Somehow Still Widely Exist

its because of companies like H+R block bribing the government not to change the system

50 Times People Spotted Something On Tumblr That Was Worth Sharing With The Whole World

no, they look relieved like: oh good, hooman is OK

50 Things You Probably Never Knew Existed Shared By "Yup That Exists" Instagram Page

me desire it me really really want it

50 Things You Probably Never Knew Existed Shared By "Yup That Exists" Instagram Page

why tho?

“No Context UK”: 50 Pics That Prove The UK Is Unlike Any Other Country

mean while this dude is electrocuting his food

Matthew Howard • upvoted 15 items 3 years ago

Hogwart’s Express Rail Replacement Service

Son Tries To Make People Laugh By Photoshopping His Dad Into Famous Paintings (23 Pics)

O man of the pond what is your wisdom

Scientists-Sharing-Most-Interesting-Facts-They-Know

35 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Loki: the first trans person.

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funniest D&d Stories (Closed)

Maried-Life-Jokes

My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SATs and make more money than you," she pointed out. "Yeah, but when you step back and look at the big picture, I'm still ahead," I said. She looked mystified. "How do you figure?" "I married better," I replied.