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El muerto • commented on 37 posts 3 years ago

Women Are Sharing The Most Irritating Things About Their Clothing, Here Are 35 Of The Worst

pins and tape...that's how they stay up when you see model wearing them.

50 Hilariously Creepy Toys That Will Give Us Nightmares

Frodo play by William Dafoe

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

I always wonder why "Sweet breads"

Marriage Counselors Share 30 Mistakes Couples Make

the thing is, sometimes people do this, to "test" the relationship. if you do it 10 times is easy to react properly to them. but if you do it a hundred times, then is easy for the other party to lose track, and of course is very obvious when you miss a great majority of those

Marriage Counselors Share 30 Mistakes Couples Make

if there are such problems you can't wait for the next fight to bring them up...is not about gaining points over each other...if you are confronted with a problem that needs solving, digging up things an making it into a huge issue, won't help the problem at hand...if there is a major issue, you need to handle that issue on is own, not in the middle of something else

Marriage Counselors Share 30 Mistakes Couples Make

and if you don't get it right 100% then you are selfish...nobody can care for you if they don't know what is going on inside you...just because you have told me all your traumas, that doesn't mean I can figure out everything you are going to feel an any giving moment...by the way, I'm also dealing with feelings that don't pause themselves as soon as yours come on

Marriage Counselors Share 30 Mistakes Couples Make

honestly, I don't think neither this not the oposite is true...but getting together with somebody, because you loved them is one thing. bringing kids into that is another decision that has to be made with care. because there are a few years of childhood, when the children are going to take most of your time, and it should. of course as they grow, they'll be less dependant and as parents you slowly recover some of your adulting life...but if you are together and don't want to go trough that, then don't get kids. in any way, if you are a healthy person, if you spend a few years of your life with more focus on your kids, you'll still have enough years left to enjoy life afterwards...getting married because you want kids, or getting kids because that's what you "do" when you are married are catastrophic arguments, that nobody gains on

Marriage Counselors Share 30 Mistakes Couples Make

because people are told that, to have a relationship work, you need to get married, and have kids. that make the marriage complete and thus it should make the whole thing function as "it should". if that doesn't, then they go on getting a perfect house and family car, matching sweaters and air fryer. thinking that those are the missing ingredients. because all society told them was about the things they needed to get to be happy and nothing about what you actually have to do, to live a better emotional life

Marriage Counselors Share 30 Mistakes Couples Make

there is nothing here that talks about kids.

Marriage Counselors Share 30 Mistakes Couples Make

you don't have to know how to change together...basically, it says the complete opposite to everything else...you'll change and your partner will change, sometime the same direction, sometimes the oposite...she says that you can make yourself change in a way it fits to how you partner changes, I don't know if that is so ealthy

Marriage Counselors Share 30 Mistakes Couples Make

partner gives you evil eye for a while. you ask "what's wrong?" she say "nothing". gives you the evil eye for a while longer...then she goes "I feel this and that. and you would even care"..."You could have said so". she "I shouldn't have to"..."I'm sorry but my Jedi power haven't kicked in yet"

50 Times People Were Triggered By Huge Jerks They Encountered (New Pics)

Cedar is extremely expensive wood, since is so rare...a few junks would go for good money

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

fried squid rings are great...I used to cook this a lot, but is expensive around here

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

with so many stupid people in the world, we may be eating the wrong animal

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

is one of those things that has to be prepared right or it just don't really work

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

there is no such a thing as blue cheese, is just regular cheese with mold in it

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

I hate broccoli..."is good for you" then why does it make me feel so awful?

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

it depends on the animal. but liver, guts , heart and brain can be made tasty...mostly from cow

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

ok...pickle stuff. I can't really stomach it. I guess is anything with vinegar in it. instant gagg reflex

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

cow liver...chicken liver sucks

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

I love when people on dessert...I just think that there's more for me then!

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El muerto • upvoted 3 items 3 years ago

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

Seems you can't win. Men get slated for not showing emotions and bottling things up, NOW you're not allowed to be emotional and talk about it! OP needs to make up her mind! Glad it's not a problem for me.

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

Which is funny because for the longest time guys were told to show no emotions.

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

Which is funny because for the longest time guys were told to show no emotions.

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

But there are men who are devoted to shi**y wives.

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El muerto • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

40 Dark Humor Memes To Lighten Up Your Day

don't forget the emptiness inside.

40 Dark Humor Memes To Lighten Up Your Day

I always say "don't do today, what you can do when you have more important things to take care of" is called the Procrastination cycle

40 Dark Humor Memes To Lighten Up Your Day

people driving their plants to suicide is hilarious...you sucked the life out of it. happy?

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

guys are the worst

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

this!

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

it belong to the same trend that sexy is hairless body. both for men and women

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

I'm gonna pull the, women are just the same card here!! stop gatekeeping!

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

this is people issue...women don not have a monopoly on pain

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

expected...we want it, women do do it as much

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

b******t. if something is the other way around.

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

question..why do many women who have given birth have several children?

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

is no point on saying anything that is not 100% affirmative, there is a lot of echo in this chamber.

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

is not about men showing emotions, is about men showing the "right" emotions...make the effort to feel what ever you need, not for anybody else's sake

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

Women Are Sharing The Most Irritating Things About Their Clothing, Here Are 35 Of The Worst

pins and tape...that's how they stay up when you see model wearing them.

50 Hilariously Creepy Toys That Will Give Us Nightmares

Frodo play by William Dafoe

30 Of The Most Inedible Foods Out There, According To The Folks That Would Eat Almost Anything

I always wonder why "Sweet breads"

Marriage Counselors Share 30 Mistakes Couples Make

El muerto • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

But there are men who are devoted to shi**y wives.

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

Which is funny because for the longest time guys were told to show no emotions.

This Thread Has Women Sharing 30 Outdated Things Society Expects Them To Do

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

Let him, I don't really care...

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

So my husband of 18 years has a 3 foot stone gargoyle named Allan

40 Times Straight People Forgot That The LGBTQ+ Community Exists (New Pics)

So... are women the cause of homosexual behaviour in men?

35 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared In This Online Account

For a part it is though. Also politically speaking, Turkey is part of the council of Europe and applied for EU membership. So it's a bit ambigui (though you are correct of course it's mostly an Asian country).

35 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared In This Online Account

Why are you a racist a*****e?

30 Dark Facts About These Countries That Not Many People Know Of

The difference between "language" and "dialect" is a choice. All language is a dialect and all dialects are languages. It's just semantics.

"On What Planet Is This Reasonable": Well-Earning Guy Hopes His Unemployed Girlfriend Will Split The Rent 50-50, She Asks The Internet To Weigh In

Turn the tables when considering your replies to this article. Had the woman expected the man to pay 50%, you would have been much less sympathetic. Once again proving that a man is only as valuable as his ability to provide while a woman is supposed to be loved unconditionally.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

Nah, relationships are what makes life hurt. Not all relationships are romantic ya know.

Akira

50 Jerk Bosses Who Got Shamed By Their Employees (New Pics)

You had to check it?

50 Jerk Bosses Who Got Shamed By Their Employees (New Pics)

Brilliant! The more we do this, the less the bosses will feel so entitled

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

but he's still right about his point.

35 Of The Most Memorable Moments In Court That These Lawyers Can Recall

Nope. This is a really high-pressure environment, the stakes were really low (shoplifting rich kid), and they've ensured the lawyer has ample time to regain their equilibrium by having their plea at the very end. The lawyer would even without the talk afterwards have benefited from it though be sore. Nowhere in the post any resentment towards the judge, for a reason.

50 Of The Most Important Posts About Russia Invading Ukraine Right Now

They are dead. Perhaps recognize that in the midst of your enthusiasm.

30 Times The Winter Olympic Games 2022 Was The Source Of The Funniest Memes And Reactions

Oooh hey honey. It's not what you think. uuhm we're manly men doing sports thing. uuhm. yah that's it we're practising for a sport. ooh you want to see the sport that involves this particular setup right here. Uhm orit.[invents sport on the fly]

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

Istanbul actually has a Greek root. It (most likely) comes from "is tin Polin" which means "into the city" and "the city" was Constantinople.

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

I mean, it's better than the opposite. For years, historians would straight-wash history. They'd read lines like this from Emily Dickinson and still insist that she was absolutely 100% straight. "Susie, forgive me Darling, for every word I say — my heart is full of you, none other than you is in my thoughts, yet when I seek to say to you something not for the world, words fail me. If you were here — and Oh that you were, my Susie, we need not talk at all, our eyes would whisper for us, and your hand fast in mine, we would not ask for language."

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