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Maddie
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I'm at the point in my life where everything seems to be riding on the next few years in order to shape my life in the way I'd like for it to go... Stressful.
Maddie • upvoted 38 items 3 years ago
Worst-Child-Names
theres a british chef, jamie oliver, who named his children the following: poppy honey rosie petal blossom rainbow buddy bear maurice daisy boo pamela river rocket blue dallas someone call childline
Fake-Life-Hacks-That-Actually-Work
Every male should know this. If you want to get rid of an awkward boner flex any muscle in your body maybe an arm. For a minute. The blood will rush to that muscle and away from your D. Crisis averted.
Funny, Social Issues
People Are Cracking Up Over This Thread Where A British Person Lists 50 American States And What They're Famous For
Teachers-Gained-Automatic-Respect-Reddit
My astronomy teacher in high school was a textbook nerd. Glasses, bow tie, mustache, pocket protector, the whole deal. There was a group of senior girls that would mock him mercilessly. One day, he noticed a pack of cigarettes hanging out of one of their purses. As he walked by during his lecture, he reached down and pulled one cigarette out of the box. He proceeded to insert the tip of the cigarette into his nose and continued the lesson like nothing was wrong. This dude must’ve kept that cigarette hanging in his nose for 30 minutes without mentioning it once. At the end of class, he casually walked back to the girl’s desk, grabbed the pack out of her purse, inserted the nose cigarette, then shook the pack and handed it back to the girl without a word. It was such a baller move. Rock on, Mr. Keith.
Teachers-Gained-Automatic-Respect-Reddit
I remember my 5th grade teacher had every student circle one book from the Scholastic book fair flyer. When the day came for the fair if you didn't go to the library to purchase that book for yourself, she would buy it with her own money to make sure every student got to take a book home. I wouldn't have had any books of my own if it weren't for her.Teachers-Gained-Automatic-Respect-Reddit
When I was in the 1st grade my mother gave me one of MANY really awful haircuts. The first day back at school afterward the kids picked on me horribly. So much that I ran out and hid. The principal found me and we went back to the classroom and he asked me to wait outside for a minute while he talked to the class. He then walked me to his office and bought me a Coke. The next day - first thing in the morning - we had an assembly with the entire school and he walked up on stage with his head shaved completely bald and talked about bullying and the like. Some twenty years down the road he had retired and I ran into him at the local college. SHook his hand and said: - "You probably don't remember me, but," - "Yes I do," he interrupted and said my name and the event. The man was and is a hero in my eyes.
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Worst-Child-Names
theres a british chef, jamie oliver, who named his children the following: poppy honey rosie petal blossom rainbow buddy bear maurice daisy boo pamela river rocket blue dallas someone call childlineFake-Life-Hacks-That-Actually-Work
Every male should know this. If you want to get rid of an awkward boner flex any muscle in your body maybe an arm. For a minute. The blood will rush to that muscle and away from your D. Crisis averted.Teachers-Gained-Automatic-Respect-Reddit
I remember my 5th grade teacher had every student circle one book from the Scholastic book fair flyer. When the day came for the fair if you didn't go to the library to purchase that book for yourself, she would buy it with her own money to make sure every student got to take a book home. I wouldn't have had any books of my own if it weren't for her.Teachers-Gained-Automatic-Respect-Reddit
My astronomy teacher in high school was a textbook nerd. Glasses, bow tie, mustache, pocket protector, the whole deal. There was a group of senior girls that would mock him mercilessly. One day, he noticed a pack of cigarettes hanging out of one of their purses. As he walked by during his lecture, he reached down and pulled one cigarette out of the box. He proceeded to insert the tip of the cigarette into his nose and continued the lesson like nothing was wrong. This dude must’ve kept that cigarette hanging in his nose for 30 minutes without mentioning it once. At the end of class, he casually walked back to the girl’s desk, grabbed the pack out of her purse, inserted the nose cigarette, then shook the pack and handed it back to the girl without a word. It was such a baller move. Rock on, Mr. Keith.Teachers-Gained-Automatic-Respect-Reddit
When I was in the 1st grade my mother gave me one of MANY really awful haircuts. The first day back at school afterward the kids picked on me horribly. So much that I ran out and hid. The principal found me and we went back to the classroom and he asked me to wait outside for a minute while he talked to the class. He then walked me to his office and bought me a Coke. The next day - first thing in the morning - we had an assembly with the entire school and he walked up on stage with his head shaved completely bald and talked about bullying and the like. Some twenty years down the road he had retired and I ran into him at the local college. SHook his hand and said: - "You probably don't remember me, but," - "Yes I do," he interrupted and said my name and the event. The man was and is a hero in my eyes.
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