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SatanIsBloodyHilarious
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Lover of horror and musical theater. Just another average kiddo.
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Cows Making Their Way Through The Very Deep Snow Cover On The Slopes Of Montes De León In Northwestern Spain Yesterday, Jan 9th. Do You Think They Like The Snow Or Do They Just Want To Get To The Stables Asap?
Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?
One of my all time favorites: "Watt." "What?" "Watt!" A player has been sent off after a referee mistook his name for dissent. Referee Dean Hulme asked Sanchez Watt, who was playing for Hemel Hempstead Town, for his name as he was about to be booked in a National League South game against East Thurrock United. The 27-year-old repeatedly replied: "Watt" but Hulme believed he was saying "what?" and sent him off for dissent. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43314870
Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Paranormal Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?
I've never had anything directly happen to me, but some funky stuff had happened in my house. My dad lent a table up against a door, went to take a sh!t and it fell down. He swears that it was balanced so IT WOULDN'T fall. Another time he saw a silhouette of a man on a wall, got up to check if someone was there, and you guess it, no one was. another one is where we have a camera in a spare room and it tracks motion and sends him notifications every time it picks something up. He keeps getting notifications, checks the camera and nothing would be there. When all this happened, I'd just watched "The Conjuring" which didn't help.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I used to have this one quiet alot. I would have woken up from sleeping on my couch late at night. Believe it or not, but the elf from the movie "Elf", or someone like him, would tell me that I have 15 seconds to get to my bedroom. He never told me but I knew that I would die if I didn't. Most times I would get about 3 metres and would then stop dreaming. Only once did I get to my doorway. I've stopped dreaming that dream for maybe a year now. Was a bit weird considering I was only 7, 8 or 9.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I have 2: nukes hit us enormous meteors hit us either way, world ends, we all dieHey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
The one where I ate a moldy cucumber on show and tell day and had to go to the hospital for major surgery, but they forgot to give me some of that sleep-stuff and I could feel the pain. Or one of those 'desk falling' dreams where in reality I'm half awake, and in the dream I'm sitting at a desk. Then I fall out of the desk and completely wake up, terrified and disoriented. OR that one where my worst nightmare came true. I was standing all alone in complete darkness. Monophobia. It happens.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I dreamed that I was playing cards with some friends of mine. then suddenly everything around us disappears. the only thing I could see were my friends and the floors looking like black water. the walls were gone so it looked like an endless expanse of nothingness. we looked around and then suddenly something comes out of the darkness. it looked like a big spider but with a longer body going upwards like Slenderman, and with milky white eyes. and with two long arms and long fingers, with a mouth with pointy sharp teeth. the thing chases us, and usually in my dreams when I'm running from something, I won't be able to run.. i just kinda feel like im wading through deep water.. I don't know why.. anyway, then even though I can run, I'm still moving forward and I'm going faster than my friends. They slow down, and the creature reaches my first friend, and the thing grabs them by their ankles. then it eats my friends leg.. and eats the rest of the body. we all try to run faster but it doesn't work. eventually the thing eats everyone except for me because I'm still running. it catches up to me and then the thing grabs me. then when its about to eat me I woke up..Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I had a dream about a post-apocalyptic world run by Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I had a dream where for some reason, when I used the light switch in my room, it didn't work. I called out to my dad to come fix it. Assuming he was coming by the footsteps I heard, I turned around to tell him what had happened. Instead of my dad, it was a figure. I knew what it was. It was that... thing... It came up close to my face, its ripped mouth whispering in my ear. "1 19" I had woken up in a cold sweat. Nothing out of the ordinary. I had this dream about 2 weeks from when I'm typing this. I still don't know what it means. Please, if you think you know what this may mean, please tell me.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
Two recurring ones. Getting trapped in an endless maze of a house and having something fall on me. The something falling on me one leads to me being wide awake, sitting at the bottom of my bed, desperately trying to find what fell on me.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
Ok, so I must have been like 8 or 9 at this time so it was much scarier then. Anyway, all of my friends from grade school were hiding like they were playing a of hide and seek. I was playing with them. All of a sudden a metal solider (think Legend of Zelda dark night) grabbed my friend and shot them, obviously I ran and somehow I ended up in my childhood house hiding in the linen closet. As I started to wake up I heard the front door open, saw one of the soldiers walking towards me, and all of my friends from grade school screaming. Then everything went white and I woke up. So yeah, that scared 8/9 year old me. Kinda scares me nowHey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I was 15-ish and had ordered Sleepy Hollow on DVD, as you did in the mid 2000’s. Some days go by, and I had this dream where I was watching the movie with my then boyfriend. While we’re watching, I realise I’m eating my bf’s fingers. More creepy than scary, but still. The movie arrived in my mailbox the next day.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I don't remember my dreams or nightmares. I just don't. However, sometimes, when I get fever and throwing up sick, I get horrible nightmares. How do I know? I wake up in a panic, still half-asleep and partly still dreaming. Sometimes I remember these incidents the next morning, sometimes I don't. And I never remember much more than what my body was doing and flashes of a terrifying, insanity-inducing dream that I can't quite wake up from. I've mentioned it to my friends, who just dismiss it as sleepwalking, but I am always completely aware during it, responding to other's questions and interacting with things around the house, but still not quite having escaped from the nightmare plaguing me, clinging on to my mind. These nightmares terrify me to think about them, so I don't think about them much until another one happens, or a trigger from one pops up in my life, and I'm left reeling, questioning myself again.Show All 20 Upvotes
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Cows Making Their Way Through The Very Deep Snow Cover On The Slopes Of Montes De León In Northwestern Spain Yesterday, Jan 9th. Do You Think They Like The Snow Or Do They Just Want To Get To The Stables Asap?
Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?
One of my all time favorites: "Watt." "What?" "Watt!" A player has been sent off after a referee mistook his name for dissent. Referee Dean Hulme asked Sanchez Watt, who was playing for Hemel Hempstead Town, for his name as he was about to be booked in a National League South game against East Thurrock United. The 27-year-old repeatedly replied: "Watt" but Hulme believed he was saying "what?" and sent him off for dissent. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43314870Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Paranormal Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?
I've never had anything directly happen to me, but some funky stuff had happened in my house. My dad lent a table up against a door, went to take a sh!t and it fell down. He swears that it was balanced so IT WOULDN'T fall. Another time he saw a silhouette of a man on a wall, got up to check if someone was there, and you guess it, no one was. another one is where we have a camera in a spare room and it tracks motion and sends him notifications every time it picks something up. He keeps getting notifications, checks the camera and nothing would be there. When all this happened, I'd just watched "The Conjuring" which didn't help.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I used to have this one quiet alot. I would have woken up from sleeping on my couch late at night. Believe it or not, but the elf from the movie "Elf", or someone like him, would tell me that I have 15 seconds to get to my bedroom. He never told me but I knew that I would die if I didn't. Most times I would get about 3 metres and would then stop dreaming. Only once did I get to my doorway. I've stopped dreaming that dream for maybe a year now. Was a bit weird considering I was only 7, 8 or 9.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I had a dream about a post-apocalyptic world run by Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I have 2: nukes hit us enormous meteors hit us either way, world ends, we all dieHey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
The one where I ate a moldy cucumber on show and tell day and had to go to the hospital for major surgery, but they forgot to give me some of that sleep-stuff and I could feel the pain. Or one of those 'desk falling' dreams where in reality I'm half awake, and in the dream I'm sitting at a desk. Then I fall out of the desk and completely wake up, terrified and disoriented. OR that one where my worst nightmare came true. I was standing all alone in complete darkness. Monophobia. It happens.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I dreamed that I was playing cards with some friends of mine. then suddenly everything around us disappears. the only thing I could see were my friends and the floors looking like black water. the walls were gone so it looked like an endless expanse of nothingness. we looked around and then suddenly something comes out of the darkness. it looked like a big spider but with a longer body going upwards like Slenderman, and with milky white eyes. and with two long arms and long fingers, with a mouth with pointy sharp teeth. the thing chases us, and usually in my dreams when I'm running from something, I won't be able to run.. i just kinda feel like im wading through deep water.. I don't know why.. anyway, then even though I can run, I'm still moving forward and I'm going faster than my friends. They slow down, and the creature reaches my first friend, and the thing grabs them by their ankles. then it eats my friends leg.. and eats the rest of the body. we all try to run faster but it doesn't work. eventually the thing eats everyone except for me because I'm still running. it catches up to me and then the thing grabs me. then when its about to eat me I woke up..Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I had a dream where for some reason, when I used the light switch in my room, it didn't work. I called out to my dad to come fix it. Assuming he was coming by the footsteps I heard, I turned around to tell him what had happened. Instead of my dad, it was a figure. I knew what it was. It was that... thing... It came up close to my face, its ripped mouth whispering in my ear. "1 19" I had woken up in a cold sweat. Nothing out of the ordinary. I had this dream about 2 weeks from when I'm typing this. I still don't know what it means. Please, if you think you know what this may mean, please tell me.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
Two recurring ones. Getting trapped in an endless maze of a house and having something fall on me. The something falling on me one leads to me being wide awake, sitting at the bottom of my bed, desperately trying to find what fell on me.Hey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
Ok, so I must have been like 8 or 9 at this time so it was much scarier then. Anyway, all of my friends from grade school were hiding like they were playing a of hide and seek. I was playing with them. All of a sudden a metal solider (think Legend of Zelda dark night) grabbed my friend and shot them, obviously I ran and somehow I ended up in my childhood house hiding in the linen closet. As I started to wake up I heard the front door open, saw one of the soldiers walking towards me, and all of my friends from grade school screaming. Then everything went white and I woke up. So yeah, that scared 8/9 year old me. Kinda scares me nowHey Pandas, What Is The Scariest Dream You Have Ever Had?
I was 15-ish and had ordered Sleepy Hollow on DVD, as you did in the mid 2000’s. Some days go by, and I had this dream where I was watching the movie with my then boyfriend. While we’re watching, I realise I’m eating my bf’s fingers. More creepy than scary, but still. The movie arrived in my mailbox the next day. SatanIsBloodyHilarious • is following 3 people
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