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Jo • commented on 30 posts 1 year ago
“That’s It, I’m Proposal Shaming”: 30 Times People Couldn’t Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Proposals
39 Folks Online List Driving Rules That Aren’t Written Down On Paper, Yet Everyone Still Should Know
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Jo • upvoted 9 items 1 year ago
Useless Superpowers
Ryborg6900 said: "I can clear my mind and go up to five minutes without a single thought." RaedwaldRex replied: "That's something I can never seem to do. People say clear your mind and all that happens is my mind fills with ways and ideas on how can I clear my mind."
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I have a million stories but today I'll share this one. It's been posted on social media before but it was a few years ago so let me try and remember how it went: I was working at a theater one morning and an old man scoots by in a wheelchair. He lingers by the service desk so I ask him politely if I can help him. He responds in spanish, asking if I speak it. I understand it but can't speak it so i shake my head. "Parli Italiano?" I ask. He says no. Asks in French, if I speak French. I say no. We bounce between languages for a minute until finally he asks if I speak English. I sigh, because it was the language I greeted him in, and say yes. He asks if we have a lost and found and I ask him what he's missing. He holds up a hand missing a finger and asks if we've found one. I, unfazed, respond "no sir, not today" . He wheels off.
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Worked as a dog bather- and had this corgi named potato. He was friggin adorable. I don’t know what I really expected but when the owner came to pick him up he was this big body builder covered in tattoos and he had this lime green leash and when potato saw him he got excited and this big Greek statue looking guy just yells ‘potato! Stop that!’ And I still think about it.Show All 9 Upvotes
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“That’s It, I’m Proposal Shaming”: 30 Times People Couldn’t Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Proposals
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Useless Superpowers
Ryborg6900 said: "I can clear my mind and go up to five minutes without a single thought." RaedwaldRex replied: "That's something I can never seem to do. People say clear your mind and all that happens is my mind fills with ways and ideas on how can I clear my mind."Dankmousenibbles reply
I have a million stories but today I'll share this one. It's been posted on social media before but it was a few years ago so let me try and remember how it went: I was working at a theater one morning and an old man scoots by in a wheelchair. He lingers by the service desk so I ask him politely if I can help him. He responds in spanish, asking if I speak it. I understand it but can't speak it so i shake my head. "Parli Italiano?" I ask. He says no. Asks in French, if I speak French. I say no. We bounce between languages for a minute until finally he asks if I speak English. I sigh, because it was the language I greeted him in, and say yes. He asks if we have a lost and found and I ask him what he's missing. He holds up a hand missing a finger and asks if we've found one. I, unfazed, respond "no sir, not today" . He wheels off.ApathyAndDepression reply
Worked as a dog bather- and had this corgi named potato. He was friggin adorable. I don’t know what I really expected but when the owner came to pick him up he was this big body builder covered in tattoos and he had this lime green leash and when potato saw him he got excited and this big Greek statue looking guy just yells ‘potato! Stop that!’ And I still think about it.
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