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Juniper

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Juniper

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I drink, on average, 5 bucket cups of tea a day.

I am a they/them (boohoo cries the conservatives)

I love animals and pokemon (surprise: i'm autistic)

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Juniper • upvoted 8 items 7 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Thing To Eat When You're Ill? (Closed)

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

I always thought if breakfast is 'the most important meal of the day', why is it encouraged to eat cereal, or toast?! It makes so much more sense to eat leftovers, and I understand why so many countries outside of Europe and the states do this.

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“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

My daughter is 16, when we go for dinner I buy her a beer, or wine. Which she openly drinks because that's legal in UK. She loves Baileys also. She tends not to have a second because she doesn't like the way she feels.

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TheAmmiSquad reply

The 'no homo' bit! Like if you really felt the need to add that, you probably need some introspection time.

MaybeAlzheimers reply

Being friends with other guys for decades and never talking about their feelings....ever....unless you're hammered?

Are you guys just like, not interested in what your friends are thinking or feeling outside of shared activities like video games or sports?

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Juniper • submitted a new post 7 months ago

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Juniper • commented on 5 posts 7 months ago

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

I respect that, but if you weren't doing the HOT TO GO dance, there will be bloodshed

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

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Juniper • upvoted 18 items 10 months ago

History Enthusiasts Are Sharing History Facts That Many People Would Find Shocking (50 Facts)

People don’t realize that fossil fuels, minerals, etc are finite resources we have been extracting and burning—-and therefore, greatly depleting—-for centuries now. We will run out and it won’t be long before we do. So we should be switching to infinite energy sources, such as solar and wind. Problem is we have coal and oil companies wielding way too much power and squelching any research that proves their limitations, instead of embracing it and evolving into solar and wind energy companies. They will end up the same as the carriage makers and livery stables that didn’t retool to manufacture car bodies and convert to parking garages with the rise of the automobile—-and they know it. Only they’re not willing to give up the billions of dollars they’re making right now to spend a good chunk of it for that retooling. They will be as extinct as the dinosaurs who contributed to the raw materials they pump out of the earth.

History Enthusiasts Are Sharing History Facts That Many People Would Find Shocking (50 Facts)

And god bless you for doing so... I mean it's not like his name was Lieutenant Throbbing Member

History Enthusiasts Are Sharing History Facts That Many People Would Find Shocking (50 Facts)

And god bless you for doing so... I mean it's not like his name was Lieutenant Throbbing Member

This Instagram Account Posts Hilarious Memes About Mental Health, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

"Oh please! I would never do that! Pfft! So amateurish!"

This Instagram Account Posts Hilarious Memes About Mental Health, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

Even though life IS plastic. It is NOT fantastic. Don't touch my hair! Don't touch me anywhere!

This Instagram Account Posts Hilarious Memes About Mental Health, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

“I happened to listen to that song, every other song by that artist and now have a full understanding of their life.” OKAY THAT IS MY IDEAL PERSON

This Instagram Account Posts Hilarious Memes About Mental Health, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

*‘Shut up’* I snarl as I aggressively chew Pringles and mop my envious tears in front of my latest trashy romance novel.

50 Weird Science Posts That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Be Interesting

This frog had - emphasis on past tense - hopes and dreams at one point.

50 Weird Science Posts That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Be Interesting

Photo is misleading, either fixed or a forced perspective with diver far behind the fish.

“What Did Your Spouse Hide From You Until After You Were Already Married?” (40 Answers)

Thanks! A very different situation from what's suggested by the initial post.

“What Did Your Spouse Hide From You Until After You Were Already Married?” (40 Answers)

Just so everyone knows, her wife didn't realise/come out until after they were married! They've been together for 19 years, and her wife has been on HRT for 10 years now! They're still married!

FoucaultsPudendum reply

America-centric: The first person to attend an integrated school only qualified for full Social Security benefits two years ago. People think about the legacy of Jim Crow and American racism as if it were the relic of a bygone era. It’s not. The people who were throwing rotten fruit and rocks at Ruby Bridges- the younger ones- are still alive. Many of them are still running the country. The older ones died recently and absolutely passed on their values to their children, who are probably even younger than Ruby. American racism is not “my ancestors”. It’s “my grandma”.

Simpawknits reply

Your loved one is dead. You should let them go and stop making us fill him/her/it/them with epinepherine just to keep their heart beating.

Trashiee reply

We are highly advised against telling parents about milestones like first steps, first words etc happening at our center because it could cause numerous negative emotions in the parent and we know the child will do it again soon! It’s a very special moment and we want the parent to experience it as authentically as possible. I’m a daycare teacher :).