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Lorraine R • commented on 10 posts 1 hour ago

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

But that was Ian Holm.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

Gosh, haven't you seen the clip of a woman walking across a plaza and tumbling into a shallow pool because she's so absorbed in her phone? That's not really a solution.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

But that was Ian Holm.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

Gosh, haven't you seen the clip of a woman walking across a plaza and tumbling into a shallow pool because she's so absorbed in her phone? That's not really a solution.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

"King John's Christmas" -- he wanted a "big red India-rubber ball."

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

Ah, you've forgotten the cats of Queen Beruthiel. Mentioned in "Fellowship," I think.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, And drinking largely sobers us again.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

That's when I work on the novel which exists only in my head. It's only in my head because it puts me to sleep, so it must not really be very good.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

When I was younger, I sometimes turned from the very last page back to the first, and started over again.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

English didn't "steal" words from French, the French (Normans, actually) invaded England, took over, and dropped their language on it like a giant water balloon. This, of course, was several centuries after the Romans did essentially the same thing.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

I keep the closed captions on while watching TV and the captions come up with clangers like this all the time.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

So does every post under this whole topic.

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Lorraine R • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

The US have got the government they deserve...

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

As an American, to the rest of the world, I apologize for all the idiots that voted for Cheeto.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

The US have got the government they deserve...

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

As an American, to the rest of the world, I apologize for all the idiots that voted for Cheeto.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

If your greatest shame is having stood up to defend your country, you have lived a pretty good life, my friend. It is now iup to us to try and lead by example. America is not Trump or Republicans or Democrats. It is an idea that might get battered, bruised and beaten, but will rise off its knees and be strong again.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

No, they didn't. Someone smacked them in the noggin with some knowledge.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

The Haitians in that Springfield town should be very scared as well. I'm canadian and my heart is aching for all of the minorities who are now in very really danger. I am still crying and who ever says a woman could be president are delusional. I firmly believe that if it had been a man (especially a white man) that orange excuse of a man child would have lost.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

They'd have to know how to spell it to look it up. Asking people for help is a good idea.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

Autocorrect is going through a weird vase.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

No because it is chicken not salmon. You get chickenella from chicken obviously.

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Lorraine R • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

"Swoosh" would be okay.

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

Reminds me of Creamy.

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

"Swoosh" would be okay.

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

Reminds me of Creamy.

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

Children of the Night . . .

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Lorraine R • commented on a post 4 days ago

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

However, persons with blood type AB+ are universal recipients, meaning they can receive blood of any other type. Maybe Lucy was a lucky AB+.

Lorraine R • commented on 4 posts 5 days ago

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Lorraine R • commented on a post 6 days ago

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

God bless 'em.

Lorraine R • commented on 12 posts 1 week ago

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

The only time I paid money for a cat was for the adoption fee at the local animal shelter, which is definitely worth it.

50 Animals So Giant It’s Hard To Believe They’re Real (New Pics)

Cane toad?

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

The only time I paid money for a cat was for the adoption fee at the local animal shelter, which is definitely worth it.

50 Animals So Giant It’s Hard To Believe They’re Real (New Pics)

Cane toad?

50 Animals So Giant It’s Hard To Believe They’re Real (New Pics)

I once mentioned to a friend who was a mammalogist that I was thinking about getting pet guinea pigs, and had bought a book about how to care for them, and he just grinned and asked, "Any recipes?"

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Please don't insult the intelligent and gentle (unless threatened) orangutan in this manner. ;-)

50 Old Photos That Fascinate Us And Teach Us About The Past (New Pics)

I should add, the voting restrictions were at the state or local level, and consisted of "literacy" tests, poll taxes, and other measures which usually discriminated against Black citizens, while White citizens were allowed to slide.

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

The very well-made TV series was based on "The Terror", a novel of supernatural fiction by Dan Simmons. He used the known information about the voyage, including the real names of the crewmen, but filled in a lot of unknowns with, shall we say, imaginative elements.

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

Thank you!

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

Apparently the crew ingested more lead from the water circulation pipes than from the badly canned food. But the main problem was the ships being icebound for two years in the freezing cold Arctic, with the crews falling victim to starvation, TB, pneumonia, etc.

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

And what the Chinese have been doing for decades in Tibet.

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

Mary Kelly was the only victim not killed outdoors. The police surmised that he took advantage of the non-public setting to indulge his, um, appetites.

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

No, they're humans: humans who think the people they are torturing are not humans.

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

The first slaves in North America were English felons who were transported for forced labor in the colonies. The problem with them was that they had no immunity to tropical diseases and didn't last long, so the colonial powers decided to import Africans who were captured and sold to them by other Africans. This proved to be extremely profitable, and an abominable institution was born.

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Lorraine R • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

And it’s not funny, or YouTube- or Insta-worthy, to take a video of the clearly distressed cat trying to get the bag off them, while whoever is taking the video laughs their—-f*****g cruel m**********r—-a*s off instead of helping the cat. Especially when it’s obvious they’re the ones who purposely put the bag handle around the cat’s neck just to get the video. That is animal cruelty and the exploitation of their distress to gain what, likes? F*****g likes? They should be traced, banned, and reported is what should happen to them. Same goes for parents doing similar stuff to their children to “grow their channel”. F**k your channel. Be the grownup instead of a teenager whose only goal in life is to be popular, and not to actually accomplish anything.

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Lorraine R • commented on 10 posts 1 hour ago

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

But that was Ian Holm.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

Gosh, haven't you seen the clip of a woman walking across a plaza and tumbling into a shallow pool because she's so absorbed in her phone? That's not really a solution.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

"King John's Christmas" -- he wanted a "big red India-rubber ball."

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

Ah, you've forgotten the cats of Queen Beruthiel. Mentioned in "Fellowship," I think.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, And drinking largely sobers us again.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

That's when I work on the novel which exists only in my head. It's only in my head because it puts me to sleep, so it must not really be very good.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

When I was younger, I sometimes turned from the very last page back to the first, and started over again.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

I keep the closed captions on while watching TV and the captions come up with clangers like this all the time.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

So does every post under this whole topic.

Lorraine R • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

"Swoosh" would be okay.

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

Reminds me of Creamy.

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

Children of the Night . . .

Lorraine R • commented on a post 4 days ago

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

However, persons with blood type AB+ are universal recipients, meaning they can receive blood of any other type. Maybe Lucy was a lucky AB+.

Lorraine R • commented on 4 posts 5 days ago

Truth Bombs: 40 Facts That Shocked People Into Questioning Reality

If it had been introduced before English spelling was standardized we might be saying "a norange" and "a napple".

Truth Bombs: 40 Facts That Shocked People Into Questioning Reality

So what did they call purple?

Truth Bombs: 40 Facts That Shocked People Into Questioning Reality

Which is why people with orange hair are called "redheads", at least in English.

Truth Bombs: 40 Facts That Shocked People Into Questioning Reality

Wow. Tolkien hinted at this in the "The Old Forest" chapter of "The Fellowship of the Ring". Very very cool. And scary.

Lorraine R • commented on a post 6 days ago

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

God bless 'em.

Lorraine R • commented on a post 1 week ago

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

The only time I paid money for a cat was for the adoption fee at the local animal shelter, which is definitely worth it.

Lorraine R • upvoted 15 items 3 hours ago

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

1995 BBC “PRIDE AND PREJUDICE”!!!

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

Sure, darling, but the elephants stay outside. 😃

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

The cat's name reminds me of a character I've once written whose name was Paige Turner.

This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh

what gets me --' the customer is always right- IN MATTERS OF TASTE!!

50 Cringeworthy Design Fails That Are So Bad, They're Funny

Smart a*s. LOL!!!

50 Cringeworthy Design Fails That Are So Bad, They're Funny

You mean an *awesome* idea executed perfectly! ;)

50 Cringeworthy Design Fails That Are So Bad, They're Funny

This is not a design fail , it's an dumb idea executed perfectly

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

No because it is chicken not salmon. You get chickenella from chicken obviously.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

Autocorrect is going through a weird vase.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

They'd have to know how to spell it to look it up. Asking people for help is a good idea.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

No, they didn't. Someone smacked them in the noggin with some knowledge.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

As an American, to the rest of the world, I apologize for all the idiots that voted for Cheeto.

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

The US have got the government they deserve...

Lorraine R • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

Why are you being downvoted? Have an upvote for when I'm gone.

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

One with the prettiest of view.. It got mountain, it got rivers.

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Lorraine R • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

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That's where spiders like to hide

50 Disturbing Facts To Make You Want To Crawl Under Your Bed And Stay There

Nice try spider, not falling for that trap again

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