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Cursed Starscream

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I, STARSCREAM, AIR COMMANDER OF THE DECEPTICONS, HAVE HACKED INTO(with soundwave's help) THIS PAGE,AND IT IS NOW MINE TO CONTROL! NYHEHAHAHAHAA!i am now a gimmick panda, i will reply to any and all posts how i think starscream would react to them. expect me to switch to different cursed images of starscream, be it weird smear frames, funny paused moments of him, or cursed versions of any of his product forms,have good time with this, i know i will be Formerly, your local pyromaniac.

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Cursed Starscream • commented on 5 posts 4 months ago

“Prank-O”: These Fake Advertising Flyers Are Too Good To Be Thrown Away (15 New Pics)

please enlighten me on this

“Prank-O”: These Fake Advertising Flyers Are Too Good To Be Thrown Away (15 New Pics)

nah man you crazy, its good as hell

“Prank-O”: These Fake Advertising Flyers Are Too Good To Be Thrown Away (15 New Pics)

please enlighten me on this

“Prank-O”: These Fake Advertising Flyers Are Too Good To Be Thrown Away (15 New Pics)

nah man you crazy, its good as hell

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Cursed Starscream • submitted a new post 8 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Are The Dumbest Pet Names You've Heard? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • commented on 8 posts 8 months ago

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered

2/2 they just have their own new stuff thats just the new version of what we had. they have the brainrot stuff but every generation has its own dialect of slang. i cant be too hard on them when i grew up with the mlg trickshot remix videos and a buncha youtube poops. and same goes the other generations. you cant make fun of us for having this when a buncha you millenials were going "im so random rawr XD(admiddetly this also kinda on us but you got nothin else i can think of)". i garuntee you that when the next generation has their memes and stuff alpha will be hating on it the same as we do to them. also i know this tangent is real off topic, i just hate whenpeople do that stuff, it annoys me so much

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered

god this list be bringin back memories. and just as a pre text thing because i know being a teenager and late gen z will inevitably get me a reply like "how can this stuff be nostalgic for you, your generation is always glued to their screens, you couldnt possibly remember that". shut up. we have main differences between all our generations but we can still have had shared experiences. "gen x was the last to be outside and drink from the hose!". no you aint. you were just the last one to get the leaded stuff, we got our microplastic blend over here. hell, i watched so many movies on vhs tapes when i was little. the little mermaid, meet the robinsons, pretty sure there was one for treausre planet, if not we definetly had that classic dvd then, the princess and the frog, so many. i hate when generations hate on the new ones for their stuff when we had our own version of it, its just evolved. thats why ive kinda eased up on gen alpha being the ipad kids, we werent so different once 1/2

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered

man i wish i could go up to an ice cream truck again. i remember it was less of a truck and it was a dude on a modified bike that had the freezer cooler attached to it that wouldpass through the park. got to experience that for the last time last year though. iim pretty sure that they stopped doing it after covid but they picked it back up the one time i was there so that was nice. but i think that park is getting less and less use now due to squatters i think? idunno, just that i know ive seen some homeless people in an overgrown side area made for horseshoe toss there. people still end up renting the shaded patio area for birthdays consantly so you cant even go sit under there to eat your food there or chill out there. the main payground is still in pretty good condition for what it is, got a buncha stickers and heavy paint chipping, but its a playground, what else you expect. foundation is still the good old rubbery asphalt stuff, but it got padded with a buncha rubber bits

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered

i figured out about fnaf and other horror stuff and would repeatedly decide to jut try and hold it in instead of goin out into the hallway at night to go to the bathroom. now im just scared to go out into the hallway at those ungodly hours in fear that my parents are still awake and catch me staying up hella late. Edit: things i can list that i thought of after i finished typing originally fnaf was a real place but it was more of a survival type of horror attraction school i went to had a whole cabinet of drinks near the front office{saw principal grab a gatorade bottle and mix it wit something in a styrofoam cup mcdonalds was actually way better than it was and was for special occassions and a current one i beleive now that can be disproved and me saying so disproves it itself but im not giving up on my stupidly stubborn arguments, literally any food can be considered some variation of a different food. think about it. you take the fundemental aspects of what one food is and apply it to a different food and its technically speaking, able to qualify as that food using only the base qualities of said food. cereal can be qualified as a soup, its a base liquid that gets flavor added to it from the stuff that gets thrown in with it, a dumpling is some form of meat and other fillings inside of a dough, so a calzone can qualifiy as a dumple(large dumpling), using the basic description of a taco being a holding receptable open expsposed from the top with meat and other topping inside , a hot dog can become a taco. with enough work and stupid confidence in ability you can qualify a food to be another food

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered

honestly i think its just been so generalized to the point it dont really matter for pets anymore on what their gender is. i will say though, the male cats ive all had have all been a lot more stupider, 1 of which isnt all that stupid hes just incredibly lucky and lives with an old lady now because he somehow managed to run away that far over to the other side of town so we let her keep him, i had a russian blue named dude because thats all hed respond to, and hed actively run into walls and jump into the toilet, and the current is infamous orange stupididity

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered

i thought this all the way until 4th and 5th when my teacher was pregnant.she was a good teacher, i liked her. hell, the kids probably been raised right, dunno any more afterr this but the halloween costume the used totease it was morticia and gomez addams, with her holding the tiny grey baby onsie, and they reused it for his first halloween by having him in said onsie and with a lil mustache drawn on him.

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered

i dont have an attic but we do have a small crawlspace in the room. my parents always told me thats where a bunch of spiders were. turns out they just live everywhere in the house! i need to get sme raid spider spray, im pretty sure a clutch of spider eggs hatched in a corner of my room recently...

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered

hey can you tell her im owed a dollar? never came one night when i had lost a tooth, ive lost it by now but i still need that dollar.

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Cursed Starscream • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are The Dumbest Pet Names You've Heard? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

50 Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Your Day

dude is iconic my man, its part of the californian accent, along with like and yo. i was in thater last year and we were talking about accents and as i was midway through trying to say california doesnt have an accent before i realized we really do have one.

50 Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Your Day

me too. always hated it as a kid.

Cursed Starscream • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Take An Internet Checkpoint (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Take An Internet Checkpoint (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Technology-Related Advancement That Serves No Real Purpose? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • commented on 18 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

ooh, intresting concept. and also yes, more janice. poor girl didnt deserve all the hate

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

seriously, this would be hilarious to see

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

ooh, intresting concept. and also yes, more janice. poor girl didnt deserve all the hate

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

seriously, this would be hilarious to see

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

sweet. final contest could be the FBP

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Thing You've Missed Out On? (Closed)

also, autism be damned that boy is an alien.

21 Slightly Inappropriate Comics By “Fruit Gone Bad” (New Pics)

you do not understand. afterward of when we nut, we realize how disgusting we are, giving into these primal urges. NNN lets us be free of that burdening thought, lets us clear our head, and move on stronger willed than we were before.

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius

yeah. but does it look like i give a f**k when i can scan an entire ham forr the price of an apple?

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius

so, a ps5 is now a lime? sweet

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius

course it was the british museum Edit: i know its wrong location, just let me have this joke

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius

its only illigal ig you get caught

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius

also: use fancier dialect to make it seem more serious to get more time off. would you put somebody with the pestilence back in 4 days? i thought not

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Technology-Related Advancement That Serves No Real Purpose? (Closed)

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ive only gotten 1 chance to do that, and it was hilarious

50 Of The Funniest Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Women Can Enjoy Too (New Pics)

of you want something good to sleep to though, zeitgeist ASMR. my friend told me to try it and i conked out from when i put it on till 11 in the morning.

50 Of The Funniest Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Women Can Enjoy Too (New Pics)

oh yeah? im a hyper mega homie, you wouldnt get it

This Page Posts Pics With No Context For Your Entertainment, And Here's 35 Of The Best

yeah. then toy just need to be able to speak russian and record it via dashcam.

30 Dishes From The Menu Of Picky Eaters Outside The US, According To People Online

my collection of foods i will eat myself and make if left to my own devices for food: cereal, grilled cheese, a sandwhich with a lot of mustard, nuggets, pizza rolls, untoasted bread(finished the bag of buttermilk bread when taking my meds this morning as i kinda skipped breakfast), uncooked instant noodles, crushed ice, and varios chips and crackers. i know its not that picky, but i would eat most of these made into a snackmix instead of other stuff, like tortilla soup.

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

can we cut it out with this whole argument? we as a species are omnivores, we dont need exclusively plants or only meats, having both is essential! im tired of all the tiktok health influencers saying that meat is not necessary in a diet and making a bunch of substitutes that look like they came out me a**e, and im also sick of gymbros saying that eating plants are for babies, like dude, you ever just munch on an entire carrot? its tasty. just eat your veggies tyler, and stop crying over a porkchop brightanneigh, the pig's already dead.

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

oats made overnight

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They lockеd me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats makе me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.(im so sorry, its just instinct to do this)

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Cursed Starscream • upvoted an item 1 year ago

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

Cursed Starscream • submitted a new post 8 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Are The Dumbest Pet Names You've Heard? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • submitted 5 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Take An Internet Checkpoint (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Technology-Related Advancement That Serves No Real Purpose? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Show Me A Time When A Fan Project Was Better Than The Source Material

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Thing You've Missed Out On? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

Cursed Starscream • submitted 7 new posts 2 years ago

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Cursed Starscream • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are The Dumbest Pet Names You've Heard? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • submitted 8 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Take An Internet Checkpoint (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Technology-Related Advancement That Serves No Real Purpose? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me A Time When A Fan Project Was Better Than The Source Material

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Thing You've Missed Out On? (Closed)

I, Starscream, Demand You Draw Something Funny For Me To Enjoy(Sorry If Title Is Off-Putting,please Do This)

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Thing Your Dog Has Eaten? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • submitted 11 list additions 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas,i Need Ideas

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Cursed Starscream • commented on 5 posts 4 months ago

“Prank-O”: These Fake Advertising Flyers Are Too Good To Be Thrown Away (15 New Pics)

please enlighten me on this

“Prank-O”: These Fake Advertising Flyers Are Too Good To Be Thrown Away (15 New Pics)

nah man you crazy, its good as hell

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

Cursed Starscream • commented on 8 posts 8 months ago

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered

hey can you tell her im owed a dollar? never came one night when i had lost a tooth, ive lost it by now but i still need that dollar.

Cursed Starscream • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

50 Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Your Day

me too. always hated it as a kid.

Cursed Starscream • commented on 5 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

ooh, intresting concept. and also yes, more janice. poor girl didnt deserve all the hate

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

seriously, this would be hilarious to see

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

sweet. final contest could be the FBP

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Thing You've Missed Out On? (Closed)

also, autism be damned that boy is an alien.

21 Slightly Inappropriate Comics By “Fruit Gone Bad” (New Pics)

Cursed Starscream • upvoted 15 items 1 year ago

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

40 Cursed Pics To Make Your Day 100% Weirder, As Shared On This IG Page

Ed...ward?

21 Slightly Inappropriate Comics By “Fruit Gone Bad” (New Pics)

maybe in about, 15 minutes?

Queen-Of-Sarcasm-Memes

30 Funny And Very Specific Shirts, As Shared On This Online Community

HEY VSAUCE, MICHEAL HERE!

Hey Pandas, Whats The Craziest Thing You Missed Out On?

One time i was out sick, and there was a school dance. A friend i wont name had somehow gotten both drunk and high before getting there, so i missed out on seeing the spectacle that must have happened that night.

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Thing You've Missed Out On?

Maybe not too crazy. But it really makes me mad until today: Jezza, Hammond and May were in my hometown shooting "The Grand Tour". All three in their cars drove right by me in the oldtown. I didn't look who's behind the wheel. Later on they stopped by the lake to chat with the fans, only about 3 minutes after the passed me. Well, I found that out after I went home, missing out on the probably only chance to ever meet them.