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blaze (he/they) • upvoted 36 items 2 years ago

50 People Who Had Such A Bad Time, They Just Had To Share Their Pain With The World (New Pics)

Having it fall in BEFORE you start drinking it is one thing. Finding it at the bottom AFTER you've drunk it is a whole different ball game.

50 People Who Had Such A Bad Time, They Just Had To Share Their Pain With The World (New Pics)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

50 People Who Had Such A Bad Time, They Just Had To Share Their Pain With The World (New Pics)

Having it fall in BEFORE you start drinking it is one thing. Finding it at the bottom AFTER you've drunk it is a whole different ball game.

50 People Who Had Such A Bad Time, They Just Had To Share Their Pain With The World (New Pics)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This Online Group Shares Mistakes That Moviemakers Left On The Big Screen, And Here Are 50 Of Them

You sure this isn't Monty Python and the Holy Grail

This Online Group Shares Mistakes That Moviemakers Left On The Big Screen, And Here Are 50 Of Them

No no no! I won’t look at your lies.

50 Of The Cleverest Science Memes That Perfectly Blend Humor With Knowledge

More like a tyrannosaurus wrecked.

50 Of The Cleverest Science Memes That Perfectly Blend Humor With Knowledge

Yes, Curiosity and Perseverance really do matter since they are on Mars! 😂

This Online Group Shares Mistakes That Moviemakers Left On The Big Screen, And Here Are 50 Of Them

How did the editors not see this?

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

And the average 40 year old doesn't?

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

…fart

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

40 year olds don’t laugh at enough stupid s**t.

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

Yet essential workers

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

So does the 40 year old!!!

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

Tell that to my chronic fatigue syndrome.

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

The average 4 year old laughs at some pretty stupid s**t.

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

Murica

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

"Never Going to Give You Up" isn't even on the list? Dang, we've got work to do...

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

I get this, cats will run right into the area you would step, after they had been following you. I broke the screen on a new laptop because a cat did that and I didn't want to kick her. Instead I fell on my bed, and broke the screen. 10/10 would do again

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

And approximately 1000 hairs every morning on the shower wall.

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

Looks like It's called soccer now, chaps.

“Do You Really Want That On Your Body Forever?”: 30 Of The Worst Tattoos Shared On This Online Group

Awww I love it

50 Times People Failed To Remember What A Simple Thing Is Called But Came Up With A Hilarious Alternative That's Even Better

What the hell was the context of this conversation??

50 Times People Failed To Remember What A Simple Thing Is Called But Came Up With A Hilarious Alternative That's Even Better

No it is definitely a liquid zoo, now and forever.

50 Times People Failed To Remember What A Simple Thing Is Called But Came Up With A Hilarious Alternative That's Even Better

Friend of mine is a virologist who one day just couldn’t remember the term for a virus with a lot of protein spikes so said ‘Koosh Ball’.

50 Times People Failed To Remember What A Simple Thing Is Called But Came Up With A Hilarious Alternative That's Even Better

Extra funny for Brits as "suspenders" can mean something quite different to us!

50 Times People Failed To Remember What A Simple Thing Is Called But Came Up With A Hilarious Alternative That's Even Better

My favorite fruit is now a guacamole ball forever.

Netizens Enumerate 30 Things That Are Way Worse Than Stepping On A Lego

Oh God, the gush is real.

‘Oddly Terrifying’: 40 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

My favorite term was from paradise PD. D**k-titties.

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Haircut You Ever Got? (Closed)

Please tell me that was during quarantine.

‘Oddly Terrifying’: 40 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

Going to add that to "man luggage" and "man fruit"

Netizens Enumerate 30 Things That Are Way Worse Than Stepping On A Lego

It feels like blood is flying out of me at 2000mph 😁🙂😢😭

‘Oddly Terrifying’: 40 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

K͟I͟L͟L͟ I͟T͟ W͟I͟T͟H͟ F͟I͟R͟E͟

‘Oddly Terrifying’: 40 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

That's one drunken frat boy night out away from a news headline.

‘Oddly Terrifying’: 40 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

Looks like a weird super hero costume.

‘Oddly Terrifying’: 40 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

Anyone else randomly just thinking of Thalia Grace from the Percy Jackson books? You know, the pine tree?

‘Oddly Terrifying’: 40 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

Tell me you need therapy without telling me you need therapy

‘Oddly Terrifying’: 40 Of The Most Unsettling Images To Give You The Creeps (New Pics)

I was impressed by the muscles, but as I kept scrolling I noticed the love spuds.

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blaze (he/they) • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

he has a (possibly 2?) heavy metal christmas albums and they ate everything you may need in life-

116 Times Nature Proved It's Too Weird For Us To Handle

dont worry, i can take your 200 million bugs as well >v<

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

he has a (possibly 2?) heavy metal christmas albums and they ate everything you may need in life-

116 Times Nature Proved It's Too Weird For Us To Handle

dont worry, i can take your 200 million bugs as well >v<

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

not me laying here giggling like a child at this-

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Haircut You Ever Got? (Closed)

kinda? it was about 6 weeks ago-

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blaze (he/they) • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Makeup As It Is Now

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Whats Your "Obscure" Sport Of Choice?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is The White Lie You Hear Most Often?

blaze (he/they) • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Favorite Pair Of Socks (Closed)

blaze (he/they) • submitted 8 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Haircut You Ever Got? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Name Without Telling Me Your Name? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Most Recent Stupid Buy?

Hey Pandas, Whats Your "Obscure" Sport Of Choice?

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Makeup As It Is Now

Hey Pandas, What Is The White Lie You Hear Most Often?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Body Does That You're Not Sure Anybody Else's Does? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do You Deal With Anxiety? (Closed)

blaze (he/they) • submitted 11 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Who Will You Be For Halloween? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your LGBTQ+ Comics And Drawings (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Favorite Pair Of Socks (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Like About Your Job? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are You Hiding From Your Parents?

Hey Pandas, Post The 12th Picture On Your Camera Roll! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Best Art That You Did This Year (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Scar You Have And How Did You Get It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Quarantine Hobby (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Get Off Your Chest? (Closed)

blaze (he/they) • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

130 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Group (New Pics)

he has a (possibly 2?) heavy metal christmas albums and they ate everything you may need in life-

116 Times Nature Proved It's Too Weird For Us To Handle

dont worry, i can take your 200 million bugs as well >v<

"85% Of Women Wear The Wrong Bra Size": 50 Wild Statistics That Are As Random As They Are Interesting, As Shared On This Twitter Page

not me laying here giggling like a child at this-

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Haircut You Ever Got? (Closed)

kinda? it was about 6 weeks ago-

Someone Asks What Current Trend Will Be The Most Regrettable 20 Years From Now, And 35 People Don't Hold Back

the most adorable promposal was between my friend and their then partner- it was really small, just in our GsA and super cute

50 Of The Most Disturbing Facts About The World That Might Freak You Out, As Shared By This TikToker

one is still left on one of them too! i dont remember which one though

People Claim These Tattoos Signal Major Red Flags On People, Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

once i can get a tattoo, im gonna get (so far) 2 of these- one for each time ive attempted to remind myself to keep going

People Claim These Tattoos Signal Major Red Flags On People, Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

my dad has a dr seuss half sleeve and i absolutely love it

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Most Recent Stupid Buy?

it is

35 Of The Most Obvious Things People Have Only Just Realized And Shared In This Online Group (New Answers)

those faulty london bridge-builders!

35 Times Designers Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned When Creating Them, As Shared On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

3 days!

50 Genius Product Design Ideas That Genuinely Surprised People

where can you get one?

35 New Sarcastic And Clever Comics That Address The Tragicomical Reality That We Live In

Murdered but suicidal

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

Only problem is that they may have cameras

50 Real-Life ‘When You See It’ Moments That You Might Need To Stare At For A While

OH FVCK THAT-

50 Real-Life ‘When You See It’ Moments That You Might Need To Stare At For A While

Reminds me of the wights in the miss perigrines series

"71% Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered By Water", And These 50 Pics Of Deep Water Are Exactly The Reason Why That's Not Good

I- no

"71% Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered By Water", And These 50 Pics Of Deep Water Are Exactly The Reason Why That's Not Good

Reminds me of the sandworm from beetlejuice!

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Makeup As It Is Now

Mine was originally done at one but im too broke to go get it trimmed so i just took craft scissors and went snip snip

Hey Pandas, Whats Your "Obscure" Sport Of Choice?

Thats so awesome!

blaze (he/they) • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

50 People Who Had Such A Bad Time, They Just Had To Share Their Pain With The World (New Pics)

Having it fall in BEFORE you start drinking it is one thing. Finding it at the bottom AFTER you've drunk it is a whole different ball game.

50 People Who Had Such A Bad Time, They Just Had To Share Their Pain With The World (New Pics)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aaaaaaaaaa

This Facebook Page Is Dedicated To “Wreckless Eating” And Here Are 30 Of The Most Cursed Posts

…that is… a shrimp???

This Facebook Page Is Dedicated To “Wreckless Eating” And Here Are 30 Of The Most Cursed Posts

Photo shop

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time

I take a chunk off, then eat each of the 3 sections, then start another wedge. Anyone else?

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time

I mean, when I was little I would kind of gnaw on the paper stick from a lollipop?

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time

Call me a savage if you like, but when it comes to bananas, I prefer them when they're still a bit green.

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time

"No Scott, your inability to cook on a grill covers the flavor." Oh, wow. I don't know who got burned worse: Scott or the steak.

Eating Steak Well-Done

My dad believes steak should be well done. And by well done, unseasoned shoe leather. Growing up I never could fathom why anyone loved steaks, and why they were such an 'expensive treat' at the house. My dad would buy these beautiful, thick cut rib eyes, then toss them on the flaming grill with no seasoning, cook them on one side for seven minutes, flip, then other side, till they had shrank half their size and were charred. Then he would berate us for using sauce because 'it covered up the flavor of the meat'. No Scott, your inability to cook on a grill covers the flavor. It wasn't until I was 18 and living on my own that I tried to grill my own. Seasoned with garlic powder and salt, flipped on the flaming grill often and buttered between flips, taken off when I was tired of waiting, I had my first medium rare steak that melted in my mouth. I have never let my father 'cook' me another steak since.