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Hermione Granger
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"I'm going to bed before either of you comes up with another clever idea to get us killed ---- or worse, expelled.
Hermione Granger • upvoted an item 2 years ago
Hermione Granger • commented on 8 posts 4 years ago
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Hermione Granger • upvoted 31 items 4 years ago
Hey Pandas, Go On A Rant About Something Stupid
hey what time is it? oh, a quarter past 7. no the f**k it's not. who invited you to take the term, "time is money" so literally. what f*****g quarter? i'm sorry, but I believe I asked you for the time, not your account balance. look, i can maybe understand saying, "half past 7". that is more understandable. but a quarter? you're really out here having me think about what time it is. don't even start on the people who say, "a quarter til". this isn't math class. how could it possibly be benefiting you to say that instead of just 7:15 or 7:45. people like that have purposely done that to make my life just that little bit more confusing. so do me a favor, be f*****g kind and just tell me the time that is my rant 👏Hey Pandas, Go On A Rant About Something Stupid
hey what time is it? oh, a quarter past 7. no the f**k it's not. who invited you to take the term, "time is money" so literally. what f*****g quarter? i'm sorry, but I believe I asked you for the time, not your account balance. look, i can maybe understand saying, "half past 7". that is more understandable. but a quarter? you're really out here having me think about what time it is. don't even start on the people who say, "a quarter til". this isn't math class. how could it possibly be benefiting you to say that instead of just 7:15 or 7:45. people like that have purposely done that to make my life just that little bit more confusing. so do me a favor, be f*****g kind and just tell me the time that is my rant 👏Hey Pandas, What Is The First Thing You Will Do When Covid Ends?
this is really simple, but I'm really looking forward to being able to see people smile again. idk, seeing other people happy is just something I took for granted before
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Hermione Granger • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago
Hey Pandas, Go On A Rant About Something Stupid
hey what time is it? oh, a quarter past 7. no the f**k it's not. who invited you to take the term, "time is money" so literally. what f*****g quarter? i'm sorry, but I believe I asked you for the time, not your account balance. look, i can maybe understand saying, "half past 7". that is more understandable. but a quarter? you're really out here having me think about what time it is. don't even start on the people who say, "a quarter til". this isn't math class. how could it possibly be benefiting you to say that instead of just 7:15 or 7:45. people like that have purposely done that to make my life just that little bit more confusing. so do me a favor, be f*****g kind and just tell me the time that is my rant 👏 Hermione Granger • is following 19 people
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