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Tardigrade (water/bear)™

Tardigrade (water/bear)™

Community Member

Tardigrade (water/bear)™

Tardigrade (water/bear)™

Community Member

1 posts
85 comments
169 upvotes
188 points

Let’s get something straight, I’m leaving….for good. And theres no way you can convince me otherwise. I’m very sorry (especially to amy) but it’s for the best. Now don’t be selfish and go “but I want him here!” No. Try to think about me. I’m suffering from poor mental health all because of this website, so I’m leaving to regain control. Im sorry everyone, but goodbye :(Now let’s get on with the show (also I’m restarting my password so I won’t ever be able to use this account again)-



Helloooooo im a Tardigrade but a human but kinda still a Tardigrade…you catch my drift? Anyways I’ll get right to the point. Here are some things about me :D

•I was born on January 28th but I won’t say what year mwuahaha also I don’t celebrate birthdays only womb evacs so don’t bother wishing me “hApPy b-DaY” hehe
•I own a Leopard Gecko
•I hate Star Trek but I love the Jurassic Franchise
•I don’t have a crush on anyone so basically I’m single 🙃
•I love Trap and Dubstep so there you go
•My favorite animals are hedgehogs, ducks, and thunderstorms (you know those three suggestion boxes on the top of your keyboards? Yeah well it suggested ‘thunderstorms’ after ‘and’ so I guess I like thunderstorms now :|)
•I speak English, Spanish and I’m learning Morse code :)
•I love target
•I’m not gay (I’ll let you use that information as you’d like)
•I’m a collector of many things including JP toys
•I’m 9.45% tall of a nautical mile so I’ll let you have fun looking that up :D
•I love the colors orange, red and green•I love oranges :D
•I live in America soooo yeah
•I love baking and kinda cooking in general
•I tend to be clean and organized
•I love photography
•I highly suggest PowerBeats Pro
•I love the number 8
•I love Monstercat
•I love memes and jokes (basically humor in general)
•I love Kevin James
•I love Spider-Man
•Sometimes I say I ‘live’ something, but more often than not I mean to say ‘love’ so forgive me in advance :D
And yeah!
Oh also
•My bestie is:




💥Madally💥




In case you didn’t notice, my bio is especially long because I WANNA BE LIKE MADALLY WHOOHOOOOOOO 🥳🥳🥳All my followers are women and all my pandas are women-please send help!! On that note I’m also a member of the Mushroom Army which is all women so I guess I’m a player ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ bahaha but seriously though, I am a member so that’s pretty neat :D Some of my close BP friends are:
Madally (again!!)
Percabeth Forever
Blue_Mouse
Freakingbee
Pigeonvonbirb
Amy
May
(Forgive me if I’m not including your entire name, I’m feeling rather lazy :P also once again, they’re all women (when I say women I mean biological females))I also play Rocket League and on that note Blue_Mouse Is my BPRLBF (Bored Panda Rocket League Best Friend), Arthur Spooner is my spirit animal, aaaaaand to quote May: “ *in thick accent* no time to talk must fist fight bear. Mother trains me for the western wwe so I can be rich, bring family honour. Must buy lots of fish to find good bear”. So watch one episode of ‘life of Boris’ on YouTube and like, read that in an accent similar to his.
Also Jordy (pineapple, Daniel) is gone and I’m very sad. I am now going to make sad chimichangas…*sizzle*


P. S. If you’d like to hear my TRASH taste in music or just follow me on Spotify, my playlist is ‘anyever’ and from there you can check my main account. It’s ‘Aventree The Bestie In Black’ ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ


#IMadeItThroughMadally’sBio