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Leigh Jones

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Leigh Jones • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A New Fact You Recently Learned? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, In Honor Of Women's History Month, Who Is Your Favorite Woman From History? (Closed)

Leigh Jones • commented on 26 posts 1 year ago

50 Hilarious Screenshots From Tumblr That Prove It’s One Of The Silliest Places On The Internet

The Nine Tailors!

50 Hilariously Relatable Classical Art Memes That Might Make You Laugh

Music hall artists having a break between shows. The meme is knackered.

50 Hilariously Relatable Classical Art Memes That Might Make You Laugh

Shakira went mediaeval there.

50 Hilariously Relatable Classical Art Memes That Might Make You Laugh

Is this Bloch referring to Duchess de Villars tho? It's a very beautiful painting and I bet it tells 1000 stories. Likely relating to termination of pregnancy - but I may be reading more in than is there.

50 Hilariously Relatable Classical Art Memes That Might Make You Laugh

Nope, not classical art. That is a high end modelling campaign. Photoshop is hard at work here.

“You Are Hearing Dead People Laugh”: 50 Disturbing Facts That May Leave You Feeling Unsettled

Anne Boleyn famously mouthed 'f**k you Henry'.

“You Are Hearing Dead People Laugh”: 50 Disturbing Facts That May Leave You Feeling Unsettled

You know you are American.....

“You Are Hearing Dead People Laugh”: 50 Disturbing Facts That May Leave You Feeling Unsettled

Yh - and you've never done that..

“You Are Hearing Dead People Laugh”: 50 Disturbing Facts That May Leave You Feeling Unsettled

If BP could have censored that they would.

“You Are Hearing Dead People Laugh”: 50 Disturbing Facts That May Leave You Feeling Unsettled

Best thing is to be kind. A person with dementia won't remember what you've said or who you are. They will remember how you made them feel. Emotion lasts the longest in even the most impaired brain.

“You Are Hearing Dead People Laugh”: 50 Disturbing Facts That May Leave You Feeling Unsettled

In the walls, under the floors, scrabbling the loft space, eating your paperwork in the night like spider rats. At least snakes have the grace to slither. Not like those racing predator arachnids. Vile; those f*****s will munch through anything, i hate spiders.

30 People Share Popular Misconceptions About Their Jobs

And to add insult to injury - they used my calls to train newbies and win awards at insurance company competitions. And that's 8 hour shifts with me doing 6am starts and 10pm finishes. Get out now my friend.

30 People Share Popular Misconceptions About Their Jobs

I worked for an insurance company. We had six weeks of training! Six weeks. I learned all about insurance law etc etc and had to pass tests. Once on the job it was 'you don't need to follow a script - but here is a list of 20 things you need to say. And if you aren't taking 50 calls a day you will see that reflected in your pay. And we will listen to your calls to ensure you make the points on the list'. I stuck it for a year. It was the worst job ever. I had to work in a bar until 2/3/4am at the weekend to supplement my income. Nastiest job ever.

30 People Share Popular Misconceptions About Their Jobs

Yep. Bodies are stinky when they are decaying. Not more stinky than an a**s. Just different stink. And the best access to the spinal column is through the a**s. Same the gut. It's which do you prefer? A camera up there? Or a knife to the stomach area which will involve cutting through fat at a best guess to what the problem is?

30 People Share Popular Misconceptions About Their Jobs

Yep. Is an awful feeling and an awful thing to be part of. We do this work to try and offer every assistance to make situations better for families who are struggling. Everything is about trying to keep the family together. And we are so badly represented by the media, and especially in films that get celebrated by the arts community. EASTENDERS for instance - you have no idea.

30 People Share Popular Misconceptions About Their Jobs

Where there's muck there's brass.

50 Times Scottish People Displayed Their Hilarious Sense Of Humor On Twitter (New Pics)

How was that not painful?

50 Major Trends In The Past That New Generations Probably Wouldn't Understand

Spikey hair and neon socks you'd buy as different coloured pairs with a mate, so you could swap and have odd coloured socks in your stiletto's and leg warmers. Seriously - it could come back. It was a LOOK. Don't put eyes in the O!!

50 Major Trends In The Past That New Generations Probably Wouldn't Understand

You know they've only migrated to bra's. Same s**t, different body area.

50 Major Trends In The Past That New Generations Probably Wouldn't Understand

Sorry but this lives. It was very funny.

50 Major Trends In The Past That New Generations Probably Wouldn't Understand

It was the patriarchy dominating the idea of the perfect female form via the media in order to sell sell sell, anything that made women feel valuable - all of it based upon an 'increase your skinny' message. And looks are what will make you visible and acclaimed. And by gawd did it work. Til it didn't upon the advent of the internet. And women enjoying their muscles. And flexing back. Trouble is men are taking it up now. Like men no! You don't need that six pack to be someone. You can talk more than just weights and pull-ups lads. FFs don't get me started on steroid abuse. Get away from the influencers its bad for your soul.

Hey Pandas, In Honor Of Women's History Month, Who Is Your Favorite Woman From History? (Closed)

Yh and was dismissed by the 'them' because she was beautiful to look at. Her brilliance, her discoveries in the realms of physics and maths. Her farsighted belief in technology. Her scientific academic precision coupled with her practical skills circuit boarding, fastidious tiny welding to ensure electricity would easily find the next necessary circuit board. Full on builder of the first analogue computer. The First of all the computers can be found in the heads of those trying to defeat terrible corruption and eventually war. And Hedy was accepted by those men as brainy. And they wanted to know what she thought. They couldn't have cared less about her gender - no more than they would a person's sexual preference. I love scientists like that. To me Hedy Lamarr is the embodiment of some who is SO clever they are clever at everything they do.

50 Times People With No Taste Executed Their Ideas Flawlessly (New Pics)

Looks like a superhero pissstake costume to me, with a sprinkle of Queen of Hearts. Inflated Ego to the max. I get it Sam.

30 People Share Things That Scream "European"

We lived on an RAF married quarters estate. Housing was great but once built much forgotten. The twin tub was quite the thing. It lived in, i suppose what you would now call a utility except the utility had no plumbing or electric. So it got pulled out once a week with much exacting of the rubber tubes. The washing bit was, well that thing that strangled 70's nylon. You are so right that the spinner was the major plus and all got hung in the garden on a line with a stick to hold the line up that had a huge toe poke, to stop the laundry from hitting the grass. And the clothes horse in the house 'for the delicates'. My best memory of that twin tub is that it had a huge formica lid. It was heavy and solid. And my cousins and I decided it would make a great sled to attack snow over the heath. So we did. The lid met it's end and so did nearly all of us. I clearly remember adults pouring whisky into their tea. And we still didn't learn our lesson. But that is a tale for another day.

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Leigh Jones • upvoted 11 items 1 year ago

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I drew on my converse to show that I was artistic and quirky I also stood pigeon toed so that you could recognize I wasn't like other girls hehe

30 People Share Popular Misconceptions About Their Jobs

As someone who works in customer service, I agree with this. I get yelled at on the daily by customers. My co-workers and upper management are awesome, there's no pressure to more productive. I get berated and yelled at on the regular by people who may be simply having a bad day. The kicker is...I have to sit and take it with a smile on my face. We should get to throat punch at least one customer a day.

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I drew on my converse to show that I was artistic and quirky I also stood pigeon toed so that you could recognize I wasn't like other girls hehe

30 People Share Popular Misconceptions About Their Jobs

The pressure for customer service reps is mind-boggling. My problem wasn't even the customers, it was all the pressure put on you to be more productive.

30 People Share Popular Misconceptions About Their Jobs

Ah BP? I don't think thats a mortician.

Hey Pandas, In Honor Of Women's History Month, Who Is Your Favorite Woman From History? (Closed)

Yesss....was gonna add her but couldn't remember her name!

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CPS Investigators. Allow me to lay the rumors to bed. First, CPS does not *steal* or *kidnap* children. If you were unfortunate enough to have your child removed from your care, take responsibility for your own f**k ups and self reflect. Rest assured, the CPS worker did not *want* to remove your child, so if yours got removed, you gave them no other option. second, CPS does not get a bonus for every child they bring in to custody (and they don't get extra for removing children of color). Believe me, they do not get paid enough to do their job as it is, let alone any bonuses. And where would this money come from? The government barely has the funding to pay/reimburse foster parents for taking in kids. Hell, the whole child welfare system as a whole barely has the funding across the board to care for these kids. Where are bonuses supposed to come from? Third, there are no "quotas" on how many kids are removed. No nationwide adoption conspiracy to take children from their homes. Seriously, no social worker/CPS investigator goes into their work each day wanting to take kids from their homes. None. No power trips (cause that power isn't even in their hands, it's up to a dam judge). Nothing. It's a sad day for everybody when this happens. Sad for the families, sad for the kids, and sad for social worker too.