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Layla Holston
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leviathan755 reply
Okay, so this one time during Truth or Dare at a party, my friend got dared to swap clothes with the guy sitting next to her like, full outfit swap. She was in a dress, and he was in jeans and a hoodie. They actually did it! She came back wearing his baggy clothes and he was awkwardly sitting there in her sparkly dress, trying not to trip over his feet. The best part? He totally rocked it, and we all agreed he should’ve kept the dress.
leviathan755 reply
Okay, so this one time during Truth or Dare at a party, my friend got dared to swap clothes with the guy sitting next to her like, full outfit swap. She was in a dress, and he was in jeans and a hoodie. They actually did it! She came back wearing his baggy clothes and he was awkwardly sitting there in her sparkly dress, trying not to trip over his feet. The best part? He totally rocked it, and we all agreed he should’ve kept the dress.
Choice_Equipment788 reply
Ate like 5 habanero peppers. Previously had only had something like jalapeño level spicy. It was a bad time. And a worse time coming out the other end.
No-Paleontologist503 reply
I bet a mate $1 to swallow a $1 coin. He was thoroughly pissed when I told him I had already paid up but he would have to wait.
ViktoriaSlavinski reply
I saw a guy drink a glass of everyone’s saliva at the party. He clearly didn’t know how to lose.
DocBarkevious reply
My senior year in HS, in art class, it always kind of quiet and me and him were like the local jesters providing commentary for the class to laugh too, for weeks my boy kept daring me to "Chug a 20oz non stop, chug a 64 oz non stop, chug X" (And this was of soda, I was 17)...so one day he says "Chug a 2litre of orange crush without stopping", so we waited a week or so and came into 6th period, after a week, a bunch of random kids came into class to see this happen...my art teacher was like "WTF is this! Why is everyone here?"
So long story short....I finish the 2 liter....without stopping, I slam it down, people cheer...and then like 10 seconds later it hit me....thankfully I was right next to a huge trash bin, I vomited ALLLLLOFDAT out, through my mouth, nose, eyes, anywhere it could come out of. I still dont drink orange soda to this day lol. I did the dare though.
shadowsog95 reply
Not really in a game of truth or dare but I once had a friend in high school who I told I could squirt milk (any liquid but milk is white so easier to see) out of my eyes one day during lunch. He smuggled his milk into biology class a few days later and dared me to do it before the teacher had gotten there (the bell hadn’t rung yet.) Now the process in which this is done is you breath the milk into your nose until you feel it in the back of your throat. If you have a glass you can make a seal with your mouth and kind of hide that your using your nose, also you really need to fill both nostrils so out of a school milk bottle I had to do it one nostril at a time and couldn’t hide how it was working. Also this takes a bit of time because you have to overcome an instinctive panic of drowning while filling air cavities with liquid. So the bell rang and the teacher arrived when I was still on nostril 1 and he waited to see what was going on and I sat there and finished and plugged my nose and squirted/cried all the milk out of my eyes. Then I got in trouble. .
lifesnotperfect reply
Friends and I were playing poker - if you lose a hand you take a truth or dare.
I ended up losing my hand after going all in and took a dare. As extra punishment for the crushing loss I had to eat one of my friend's very hot homegrown chilis, get naked and run two blocks down to the nearby grass oval, do a lap there, and run back up into his apartment.
The nude part was fine since it was late at night and only a few cars passed. The worst part was actually running after eating such a spicy chili. Each breath I took while running was f*****g HELL because of how much it burned; like fanning a fire to get it roaring hot.
I was jogging, tears in my eyes. One hand holding my c**k, the other wiping my tears away, all while crying. Never doing that again.
TawnDC reply
Land Shark: At party, strip naked, get carried in plank position above the heads of 4 guys with a frisbee clenched between a*s cheeks to look like shark fin while everyone sings Baby Shark song….
baleko reply
17 year old me in high school. Yes, this was in Florida. My friend (let’s call him Dan) decided he was going to be a professional stunt man in the future. Dan insisted he knew the proper technique to be hit by a car and “take zero damage.” He knew I had a beater truck so the chance of any damage to the vehicle was minimal.
Long story short, he sprained his wrist and bruised his shoulder getting hit in the school parking lot. I still have the recording (no I’ll never share it) and I really don’t understand how he didn’t break his neck, thank god. 2 years later he asked me to try again and completely shattered my windshield.
Edit: f*** it. Here’s the link: https://imgur.com/a/1MYCCUZ
Edit 2: I got permission. Here’s the first hit: https://imgur.com/a/Fwn0WdX.
Brief-Jaguar3111 reply
It was only "crazy" in context but: My two-faced "friend" dared the guy I liked (who she also liked) to kiss the prettiest girl there (she got the idea after seeing "The Perks of Being A Wallflower" 🙄) and I'm sure her logic was that my dude wasn't going to choose me because we were super close friends and he didn't want to make it awkward.
However, unbeknownst to her, he and I had just started dating, we just hadn't told anyone. So he just looked at me, smiled mischiviously and went in for a full kiss with tongue with me that shocked everyone.
DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF reply
We were at the dorms and dared our friend who had just gotten accepted to a culinary school (not even taken a lesson yet), to make us a fancy dinner with the dorm room appliances (toaster oven, george foreman grill, hotplate).
He got up and left. We assumed it was because he was tired of us always making fun of him wanting to be an Iron Chef — he watched it all the time.
Nope, his a*s came back with groceries and made us a f*****g short rib dish that I still think about to this day. And this was 22 years ago.
Flaxmoore reply
College.
Landed on a fraternity (the group is co-ed, but we still call it a fraternity) brother of mine, and it was "Dare- make out with (the guy next to you)". They started making out like a gay p*rno.
Turns out they were both gay and sat next to each other hoping for that one.
Blankasbiscuits reply
A buddy I was living with once told me it is impossible to walk more than 100,000 steps in a day. I called b******t, he dared me to prove him wrong Welp, I did the math and it is roughly 52 ish miles with how tall I am. Bought a pedometer, and set out at 3 am and walked from Lemon Grove California to Poway. I finished around 11pm and got an Uber back, woke his a*s up and showed him the proof.
Never tell me what I can't do
EDIT: Really appreciate the John Locke comments. I had to look him up. For those of you saying "why didn't you do a round trip?" Within 12 hours of him saying I couldn't do it, I was already walking to prove him wrong. Didn't really map it out, just kept heading in a general direction.
BlondePotatoBoi reply
Guy in my class about 10 years ago. Not so much on the spectrum as the spectrum was on him.
Had his homework on a mini Seagate drive, and asks the teacher to plug in so he can transfer the homework over. As soon as teacher clicks on the external drive, there's a s**t-ton of folders called "I know where you live" that were probably just like him gathering dirt on other classmates. This was a few months after he made memes about a classmate's su***de. Actual psychopath behaviour.
Infamous-Mixture-605 reply
My cousin got catfished by his GF's mom. His GF's mom created a Facebook and other social media accounts for a fictitious person, introduced herself to my cousin and started chatting with him on a daily basis over the course of a few months in order to "test him" to make sure he'd be loyal to her daughter... The GF didn't seem to think this was a big deal, that her mother kinda tried to seduce her boyfriend "as a test", and my cousin was apparently completely blind to this giant red flag...
That was a few years ago and he's still with the same GF. We were all pretty surprised he didn't nope the f**k out of there the minute he found out about the catfishing because that's some totally f****d up behaviour from this lady, but then again my cousin is kind of an idiot (and on that note we're also surprised his GF is still with him because he's such a complete idiot).
SirFuzzButt reply
My dad agreed to pick up one of my friends from work. She was closing up the shop so it was around 1am when we picked her up. On the way to her apartment was a railroad crossing. This particular crossing is notoriously uneven and rough. You have to slow down to a near stop to go over them. There's no street lights by these tracks either. As we slowed down to go over them a man jumped out from the dip at the side of the tracks and grabbed our rear passenger door. Luckily the car had automatic locks. My dad gunned it. Thankfully we had taken my brother in laws suv because his car was broken down. His car didn't lock.
seven_mile_reach reply
I was in dark , damp dirty underground club (way i preferred it) one night and talking to my girlfriend at the time and i felt a nudge on the can of red bull i was drinking. out of the corner of my eye and really quickly i saw saw someone putting a bag of white substance away. After a good minute of pretending everything was normal i walked to the promoter, gave him my can of drink, told him what happened and not to do anything until i was ten minutes away as i wasn't the physical type and didnt want to be privy to anything. .
Have no idea what happened, i never asked about it again.
Free-City-5209 reply
When I was around 14, a woman (about 50-60 years old) who was known throughout my neighborhood as being creepy (looking through windows, digging through trash, etc.) approached my younger brother and I while we were walking home from a neighbor’s house about a block away. She asked us if we wanted to come to her house at midnight for a laser tag party with her and her kids, not all that odd except for her huge forced smile, and the fact that this “party” was at midnight when we had school the next day.
Discovered a few weeks later that the kids she mentioned were the 5-6 children she adopted all at once. None of them were very well adjusted, and were bullies to the other kids on the street, we also saw all the kids being taken away in police cars, whatever that was about.
Typical-Practice3265 reply
One time and a man follow me around the mall. He was quite sneaky about it and had I not been paying attention, I may not have even noticed. He would wait on the bench outside of the stores, until my 4th store I went into, he was inside as well but made sure to stay across the room and caddy-corner to where i was. He was on his phone the whole time and my gut was screaming at me to not go out to my car alone. I exited that store and found a security guard to walk me out. On the way out of the mall, the guard told me I was did the right thing cause that man followed me until he saw me approach the guard. Dont know what his intentions were, but I am certain they were not good.
sandgroper1968 reply
I was shopping in a women’s clothing store a few years ago and noticed a guy a few feet away from me also browsing through the racks. At one point I noticed some weird motion from him in my peripheral vision and turned to see him methodically wiping his d**k on each piece of clothing.
I immediately contacted the manager and called 911 and now all purchased clothing gets washed immediately after I bring it home. No exceptions.
SeanyDay reply
Religion and the indoctrination of children and vulnerable populations (poor, sick, incarcerated, etc)
4GetTheNonsense reply
Child brides, are mortifying to me. I remember one time there was this three year old girl getting married off to a 36 year old man. I thought how horrible to myself and aloud. A guy at work thought I would be comforted by the fact that her husband shouldn't have [intercourse] with her until she was of age. I wasn't because it's not guaranteed he won't consummate the marriage with his toddler bride just because it's frowned upon.
StrangersWithAndi reply
In the USA, tying health care to your work / ability to produce at a high level.
Health insurance is not even offered at lower-paying jobs.
anon reply
People not caring about the poor. Thinking they got where they are because they're lazy, or d**g addicts. In reality, if we made some poor choices we could be in the exact same position.