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Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL

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Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL

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If you couldn't tell by the name, I'm ace.
I love cats.
My favorite food is cheese.
I make dirty jokes because they're funny.
That's basically my whole personality.

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Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL • commented on 35 posts 2 years ago

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

Honey ur gorgeous and if that one fatphobic dude commented on this post I will report bc I struggle with my body image and nobody needs that

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

We never even had sex so idk what my subconscious was thinking

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

Honey ur gorgeous and if that one fatphobic dude commented on this post I will report bc I struggle with my body image and nobody needs that

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

We never even had sex so idk what my subconscious was thinking

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

When I was 12 I had a series of nightmares about discovering that my abusive ex got me pregnant… I’m screwed up in the head

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

Don’t you mean when ur both mad butt love each other? Hahaha oh wait nobody else found that funny and this is why I’m alone in life

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

Ok I get the idea but some people are very triggered by blood, although I guess some people are triggered by razors too so…

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

When dependent personality disorder-

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

So I actually tried this stretch and… it worked. All my joints cracked so this cat is onto something

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

As someone who’s only period activity is reading twilight, eating chocolate, and crying because nobody loves me and I’m running out of chocolate, I object lol

Funny Comics Illustrate The Quirks Of Living With A Cat By Cody Stone Stowe (40 New Pics)

He’s not giving the cat sugar, I don’t think it’s that deep. Also just eating sugar doesn’t cause diabetes. Also it was just licking the milk. Also unrelated but noses on emoticons are a pet peeve of mine 😭

My 30 Comics Showing The Perspective Of A Lightbulb In A Funny Way

Not the burglary noises

70 Of The Craziest Things Kids Said To Their Parents

Not the #thuglife

50 Memes For Those Who Have Chosen A Childfree Lifestyle, As Shared By This Facebook Page (New Posts)

Right, if I don’t have kids who inherits my hundreds of mental health disorders?

My 30 Hilarious Pig Comics That Offer A Glimpse Into The Quirks Of Asian Family Life

All of these deep philosophical replies but somehow only yours reached me

40 Dark-Humored Comics With Unexpected Twists By This Artist

Anyone else take the second panel the wrong way?

50 Funny And Satirical ‘Cool Guides’ People Shared On This Group That Contain Information They Don’t Teach At School

I’m actually leading “masc presenting boot camp” for my nb bestie who hates being misgendered as a girl and it’s just spending every day focusing on a different one of these. Fun fact they got called a boy twice by strangers since we started which is what they wanted so 💪

30 Informative And Fun Food Charts For Anyone Trying To Eat Smarter

Step five has me warning all my friends about the dangers of the highly poisonous cilantro…

30 Informative And Fun Food Charts For Anyone Trying To Eat Smarter

Please no jam and jelly are just different things 😭 jelly is smoother and more jiggly while jam usually keeps some texture and even seeds in it. The processed stuff from the store is jelly. The blackberry stuff from your grandmas farm in Vermont is jam.

30 Informative And Fun Food Charts For Anyone Trying To Eat Smarter

Wait… do you mean all blue eggs aren’t robin eggs? And that’s why the injured and abandoned baby robin I raised and fed soggy corn flakes looked like a starling when it grew up? Nooo starlings are bullies I hate them

50 Silly-Spooky Comics Depicting My Love For All Things Books, Cats, And Queerness

Ngl I wasn’t gonna click on this but I saw the word queer and my gay af self couldn’t resist

Artist Makes Comics About Social Stereotypes For Women (23 New Pics)

Yeah I agree the blue and orange compliment each other much better than pink and green.

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Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Experience With A Mental Health Disorder? (Closed)

Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

We all need love ❤️

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

Big timmy tum is great 🙃

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

We all need love ❤️

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

Big timmy tum is great 🙃

My 30 Comics Showing The Perspective Of A Lightbulb In A Funny Way

I like how it just ended like that. You are equally confusing as my pig comic character. :))

How To Stay Warm On Winter Friday Night

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Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Asexual Pandas, What Were People's Reactions When You Told Them You Were Ace? (Closed)

Funny Memes

I Made Memes About What A Struggle It Is To Be Asexual In Today's Society

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Post Your Google Background

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, How Did You Tell Your First Crush That You Liked Them?

Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL • submitted 12 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Experience With A Mental Health Disorder? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Date Ever? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Teacher You Have Ever Had? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Dream You Ever Remember Having?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Important Qualities You Look For In A Significant Other?

Hey Pandas, What Was The Moment When You Realized You Were In A Toxic Friendship Or Relationship?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Overrated Tourist Destinations? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have Your "Spidey-Senses" Ever Saved You?

Hey Pandas, Post Your Google Background

Hey Pandas, If Someone Made A Movie About Your Life, What Would It Be Titled? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Day In Your Life That You Would Like To Relive? (Closed)

40 Family Secrets These People Did Not Expect To Learn

Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

Honey ur gorgeous and if that one fatphobic dude commented on this post I will report bc I struggle with my body image and nobody needs that

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

We never even had sex so idk what my subconscious was thinking

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

When I was 12 I had a series of nightmares about discovering that my abusive ex got me pregnant… I’m screwed up in the head

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

Don’t you mean when ur both mad butt love each other? Hahaha oh wait nobody else found that funny and this is why I’m alone in life

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

Ok I get the idea but some people are very triggered by blood, although I guess some people are triggered by razors too so…

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

When dependent personality disorder-

“Meanwhile In Canada”: 50 Memes That Perfectly Reflect The Country

Can my cat come? She might steal some potato salad lol

“Meanwhile In Canada”: 50 Memes That Perfectly Reflect The Country

As my dad says, if you look into it almost every well known person is Canadian 😭

“Meanwhile In Canada”: 50 Memes That Perfectly Reflect The Country

I like ur pfp… do you like my name?

“Meanwhile In Canada”: 50 Memes That Perfectly Reflect The Country

Dc, during migration every park is just a geese blob.

“Meanwhile In Canada”: 50 Memes That Perfectly Reflect The Country

Or pretend to extend your wings and hiss

“Meanwhile In Canada”: 50 Memes That Perfectly Reflect The Country

As a fellow ace lesbian, we should work together to stop the “lesbian sex drive” myth that you can’t be lesbian if you’re ace because lesbians love sex.

“Meanwhile In Canada”: 50 Memes That Perfectly Reflect The Country

Are you shore? My friend dared me to, I might make serious bank!

“Meanwhile In Canada”: 50 Memes That Perfectly Reflect The Country

Hmmm but where is blue 🤔🤔🤔 fun fact tho blue is the hardest color to find in the wild and there was a time when lapis lazuli was worth more than gold

“Meanwhile In Canada”: 50 Memes That Perfectly Reflect The Country

A very dependent personality disorder combined with severe anxiety thing too

“Meanwhile In Canada”: 50 Memes That Perfectly Reflect The Country

Is your table open for me? I make a great potato salad

50 Of The Best "I Don't Own A Cat" Moments That Have Ever Happened To Humans

The two middle ones are yin and yang

50 Of The Best "I Don't Own A Cat" Moments That Have Ever Happened To Humans

Honestly if it found towels and looked so fierce guarding itself, it probably hid there to give birth

50 Of The Best "I Don't Own A Cat" Moments That Have Ever Happened To Humans

Yeah, preparing to claw off the beard while he sleeps 😭

50 Of The Best "I Don't Own A Cat" Moments That Have Ever Happened To Humans

Aww she wanted a safe place to nurse!

Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

We all need love ❤️

Artist Illustrates All The Struggles She Runs Into In Her Daily Life In Fun And Quirky Comics (35 New Pics)

Big timmy tum is great 🙃

50 Of The Best "I Don't Own A Cat" Moments That Have Ever Happened To Humans

You're the only thing in the neighborhood even close to being as fuzzy as the cat. The cat is fascinated.

My 30 Comics Showing The Perspective Of A Lightbulb In A Funny Way

I like how it just ended like that. You are equally confusing as my pig comic character. :))

How To Stay Warm On Winter Friday Night

This Dad Is Sharing Memes To Show What Parenting Is All About And Here Are 40 Of The Funniest Ones

Lol! How those toes are gripping on!

50 Times Animals Goofed Around And Ended Up Requiring Human Assistance (New Pics)

a booby trap!!

If You Have A Dark Sense Of Humor, You Will Probably Enjoy These Comics With Twisted Endings By ToothyBj (20 New Pics)

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Creepy-Jokes

My buddy died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

Creepy-Jokes

Never break someone’s heart. They only have one. Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.

Creepy-Jokes

Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.

Creepy-Jokes

A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”