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Larken
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Chaotic enby, xe/them, musical theater fanatic, and all around geek!
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My aunty casually brought up one Christmas after my dad had died that he went missing for TWO YEARS when he was twenty and nobody ever knew where he went! He just reappeared one day "looking like jesus" and never explained where he went or what happened and then continued on living his life and literally no-one ever mentioned it again so I never got to ask him about it. So wild.Family-Secrets-Parents-Revealed-Later
My aunty casually brought up one Christmas after my dad had died that he went missing for TWO YEARS when he was twenty and nobody ever knew where he went! He just reappeared one day "looking like jesus" and never explained where he went or what happened and then continued on living his life and literally no-one ever mentioned it again so I never got to ask him about it. So wild.Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc.
A few things/stereotypes 1- Because I have only one parent (my mom) I am a wreck and I am not ok. I am incapable of getting good grades. It always amazes people when people find out that I get all A's, I play violin, and I'm an actor. Every expects my mom to be a wreck, unorganized and never on time. On multiple occasions people have tried to give me sympathy when I am litarally living my best life 2- I am non-binary and trans, so I hate my body and I am trapped in it. In reality I love my body even though I am sometimes dysphoric. Also people think I am like an alien 3- Because I am ace I can't fall in love. That's it! I realize I have a lot of privilege being white and middle class but these are just some stereotypes! Have a great day!Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc.
I'm French and we don't wear beret and sailor top while eating a baguette on the streets! Wait... i do own a beret, several dozen of stripped clothes and i'm obsessed with food. Nevermind, i'm a walking cliché.People-Share-Most-Awkward-Situations
When you hold the door for someone but realize that they're actually kinda far away so they have to do the awkward skipping thing and you feel awful.
People-Share-Most-Awkward-Situations
Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's mother starts yelling at your friend. Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's father walks in only wearing underwear.
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"These Kids Aren’t Trash... But They're Told To Put Their Clothes In Trash Bags": Mom Shares What She Does To Make Her Foster Teenage Girls Feel At Home From The First Day
Hey Pandas, How Did You Come Out To Your Friends And Family?
My dad pretty much ditched me and my mom when I was two so never had the greatest relationship. Cut to high school graduation and he feels the need to reach out so he invites me to his wedding. He told me it was his fifth so he wanted to poke fun at the institution so he was having it on Halloween and it would be a costume party. Well, in his absence he’d neglected to realize I’d been recently employed as a full time drag queen. I knocked on his door in full drag: a skintight leather catsuit, leather waist clincher, long black hair, stiletto boots, the works. When he opened the door he took one look at me then leaned back and shouted to his wife, “Honey, did you hire a hooker?” “No, dad, it’s me.” Best. Revenge. Ever.
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Family-Secrets-Parents-Revealed-Later
My aunty casually brought up one Christmas after my dad had died that he went missing for TWO YEARS when he was twenty and nobody ever knew where he went! He just reappeared one day "looking like jesus" and never explained where he went or what happened and then continued on living his life and literally no-one ever mentioned it again so I never got to ask him about it. So wild.Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc.
A few things/stereotypes 1- Because I have only one parent (my mom) I am a wreck and I am not ok. I am incapable of getting good grades. It always amazes people when people find out that I get all A's, I play violin, and I'm an actor. Every expects my mom to be a wreck, unorganized and never on time. On multiple occasions people have tried to give me sympathy when I am litarally living my best life 2- I am non-binary and trans, so I hate my body and I am trapped in it. In reality I love my body even though I am sometimes dysphoric. Also people think I am like an alien 3- Because I am ace I can't fall in love. That's it! I realize I have a lot of privilege being white and middle class but these are just some stereotypes! Have a great day!Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc.
I'm French and we don't wear beret and sailor top while eating a baguette on the streets! Wait... i do own a beret, several dozen of stripped clothes and i'm obsessed with food. Nevermind, i'm a walking cliché.People-Share-Most-Awkward-Situations
Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's mother starts yelling at your friend. Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's father walks in only wearing underwear.People-Share-Most-Awkward-Situations
When you hold the door for someone but realize that they're actually kinda far away so they have to do the awkward skipping thing and you feel awful. Social Issues
"These Kids Aren’t Trash... But They're Told To Put Their Clothes In Trash Bags": Mom Shares What She Does To Make Her Foster Teenage Girls Feel At Home From The First Day
Hey Pandas, How Did You Come Out To Your Friends And Family?
My dad pretty much ditched me and my mom when I was two so never had the greatest relationship. Cut to high school graduation and he feels the need to reach out so he invites me to his wedding. He told me it was his fifth so he wanted to poke fun at the institution so he was having it on Halloween and it would be a costume party. Well, in his absence he’d neglected to realize I’d been recently employed as a full time drag queen. I knocked on his door in full drag: a skintight leather catsuit, leather waist clincher, long black hair, stiletto boots, the works. When he opened the door he took one look at me then leaned back and shouted to his wife, “Honey, did you hire a hooker?” “No, dad, it’s me.” Best. Revenge. Ever.
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