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LandAhoy • upvoted an item 4 days ago

“Poor Mamma”: The Internet Is Divided Over Family’s Controversial Holiday Card Photo

Ah, yes, but not everyone has your mother's sense of humor. In a different family, this could be viewed as very disrespectful. "It's just a joke" does not apply universally. I personally think they should have set up a separate "everyone flips off the camera" photo instead of the one that was meant to be normal - THAT would have been funny. But not ruining what was supposed to be an "official"/serious family photo (and then posting it online). That's just childish and churlish.

LandAhoy • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

People Share Horror Stories Of Being Denied Insurance Claims After UnitedHealthcare CEO Attack

I'm so sorry you endured such deep pain and suffering. Your child is cradled in God's loving arms.

Ease Your Migraine With The Soothing Migraine Relief Cap: Experience Instant Relief With This Headache Ice Pack Mask

LandAhoy • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Wholesome Pics From The “Wholesome Meets The Internet” Account To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

Are you posting from the future? You said 2025 in the past tense

LandAhoy • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

Exclusive: Vegan Activist Tash Peterson Speaks Out After Accusing Vet Of Eating Own Patients

Good on her, other people were right when they say that radical and different actions are often needed to draw attention to something that’s been ingrained in society (eating meat). Factory farming is by far the cruelest, if people only ate an occasional, well raised meat product from a small farm, then that would reduce much of the cruelty and damage to the environment. But, higher welfare meat costs more. People want to pay £5 for an entire bird, that’s been confined to a cage and pumped full of d***s. Instead, another option could be to eat a £15 free-range organic bird only once a week, (would probably last 2 days) and eat vegetarian for the other days.

Exclusive: Vegan Activist Tash Peterson Speaks Out After Accusing Vet Of Eating Own Patients

Lions cannot eat grass, all felines are obligate carnivores. We are omnivores, we do have a choice whether to eat meat or not. In the past, most humans had little choice and had to eat what was available, be that meat or plants. Today, many humans, especially in the global south, also have to eat whatever is available or what they can afford. In the western world, most people do have these choices. Vegan food can be cheaper, and can be made deliciously and nutritiously.

LandAhoy • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Exclusive: Vegan Activist Tash Peterson Speaks Out After Accusing Vet Of Eating Own Patients

Oh knock it off Stop spreading negativity around here

LandAhoy • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

Gifts & Inspiration, Humor & Quirky Finds

21 White Elephant Gifts That Prove Good Things Come In Cheap Packages

LandAhoy • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

Lady In Two Minds After Nurse Saw Her Spider Tattoo And Fled, Wonders Whether To Give Honest Review

The parasites pulled out of people are stuff from nightmares. Few people can stomach it. Even fewer are not bothered by it. Every nurse and doctor has got to have some hair raising stories enough to make you paranoid of everything.

LandAhoy • upvoted 21 items 1 month ago

Intellectuals Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Were Created Specially For Them

Now place the used cat litter in a [electronics] box, and let the **** take out itself..

People Shared 40 Absolutely Normal Things They Can’t Own Because It’s Illegal Where They Live

Isn't that the stuff that's Cars run on!1!1a /jk

Intellectuals Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Were Created Specially For Them

Now place the used cat litter in a [electronics] box, and let the **** take out itself..

People Shared 40 Absolutely Normal Things They Can’t Own Because It’s Illegal Where They Live

Isn't that the stuff that's Cars run on!1!1a /jk

People Shared 40 Absolutely Normal Things They Can’t Own Because It’s Illegal Where They Live

Are you speaking about rats or about humans? Your description could be applied to both.

People Shared 40 Absolutely Normal Things They Can’t Own Because It’s Illegal Where They Live

Wild rates are not pests, they're just wild animals, and a important part of the food chain

People Shared 40 Absolutely Normal Things They Can’t Own Because It’s Illegal Where They Live

You wouldn’t be sad if your cat left you one as a present, eviscerated in your living room waiting for you to find.

People Shared 40 Absolutely Normal Things They Can’t Own Because It’s Illegal Where They Live

I live here in Alberta and I'm very sad it's rat free. I've always wanted rats as pets. It's illegal to own them, and illegal to buy and sell them. And there are no wild rats here either. They actually have people that exterminate any and all rats. I wish they'd change it.

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Zinaye reply

Swiss law : just one pet guinea pig. It's mandatory to have at least two so they don't get lonely.

30 Of The Most Hilarious Memes And Jokes About All Things Programming And Computer Science (Best Of All Time)

It only works on Tuesdays.

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30 Crazy Stories Of People Not Realizing They Can’t Afford The Lifestyle They Lead

You sound like an insufferable twit who doesn't believe in mental illness. Mom may be irresponsible with money, but paying for her medication can in no way be considered "enabling".

30 Crazy Stories Of People Not Realizing They Can’t Afford The Lifestyle They Lead

What's wrong with using cash? What a weird thing to say

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“Window Cleaners”: 50 Industries That Are Way More Dark And Sinister Than Most Realize

This makes no sense. Top rate of income tax in Germany is 45%. Why spend $25,000 on an average Loon carving to then go home and give it away for a tax deduction worth $11,250

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed

Kiss is pee in Swedish?!? How wonderful 😂

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed

Freddie Starr: a man in a Spanish restaurant orders bull testicles, and really likes them. He returns and orders them for the next few nights, then one night, they're significantly smaller than before. He queries it with the waiter, who replies: "Sometimes, the matador, he loses...."

“Window Cleaners”: 50 Industries That Are Way More Dark And Sinister Than Most Realize

Left-wing utopia: everyone is safe, housed and with their basic needs met. Right-wing utopia: white cis-het Americans work 16 hours a day for a handful of billionaires, everyone else is dead. But yeah, keep telling to yourself that both are the same.

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LandAhoy • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

Nah, a solution doesn't need to be of salt, it can be of anything

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

But 14 x 7 is 62, assuming that the question is asked in decimal and answered in hex.

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

Nah, a solution doesn't need to be of salt, it can be of anything

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

But 14 x 7 is 62, assuming that the question is asked in decimal and answered in hex.

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

Science has proven that many things are not caused by magic. However, the existence of magic cannot been disproven.

50 Times Owners Took Halloween Costumes For Their Pets Seriously And Did Not Disappoint (New Pics)

yay Steggy!

50 Times Owners Took Halloween Costumes For Their Pets Seriously And Did Not Disappoint (New Pics)

I thought the doggo was dressed as a cockrel! Anyone else?!

“People Who Are No Longer Bound By NDAs, What Are Some Secrets That You Can Expose?” (30 Answers)

Does Aspergillosis cause Aspergers? *sorry, bad joke!!

“People Who Are No Longer Bound By NDAs, What Are Some Secrets That You Can Expose?” (30 Answers)

Basically, OP's bosses were planning on firing them, as they assumed OP wouldn't make the target sales for the year. Instead, Pam stepped in and donated a sale to OP. Boss still wanted to fire OP, as they were planning on using the 'didn't hit targets ' excuse. Thanks to Pam, OP scored 15k in unfair dismissal pay.

30 Of The Most Hilarious Memes And Jokes About All Things Programming And Computer Science (Best Of All Time)

Works just fine today, all day, tried dozens of times

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed

Or even worse mincemeat refers to the sweet fruity filling of a mince pie, so the actual minced meat is just mince or minced beef or pork.

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LandAhoy • submitted a new post 11 months ago

Challenges, Community

Hey Pandas, Post Your Hilariously Inaccurate Google Search Results (Closed)

LandAhoy • submitted 2 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Hilariously Inaccurate Google Search Results (Closed)

LandAhoy • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Wholesome Pics From The “Wholesome Meets The Internet” Account To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

Are you posting from the future? You said 2025 in the past tense

LandAhoy • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

Exclusive: Vegan Activist Tash Peterson Speaks Out After Accusing Vet Of Eating Own Patients

LandAhoy • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

Nah, a solution doesn't need to be of salt, it can be of anything

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

But 14 x 7 is 62, assuming that the question is asked in decimal and answered in hex.

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

Science has proven that many things are not caused by magic. However, the existence of magic cannot been disproven.

50 Times Owners Took Halloween Costumes For Their Pets Seriously And Did Not Disappoint (New Pics)

yay Steggy!

50 Times Owners Took Halloween Costumes For Their Pets Seriously And Did Not Disappoint (New Pics)

I thought the doggo was dressed as a cockrel! Anyone else?!

“People Who Are No Longer Bound By NDAs, What Are Some Secrets That You Can Expose?” (30 Answers)

Does Aspergillosis cause Aspergers? *sorry, bad joke!!

“People Who Are No Longer Bound By NDAs, What Are Some Secrets That You Can Expose?” (30 Answers)

30 Of The Most Hilarious Memes And Jokes About All Things Programming And Computer Science (Best Of All Time)

Works just fine today, all day, tried dozens of times

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed

Or even worse mincemeat refers to the sweet fruity filling of a mince pie, so the actual minced meat is just mince or minced beef or pork.

LandAhoy • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

Militantly Vegan Man Tries To Ruin Possibly The Last Thanksgiving With The Whole Family

I know that nobody will believe me based on my comments, but I'm not a militant vegan, I'm not even a vegetarian, I eat meat. But I feel a bit s****y about it every time that I do. If my vegan aunt asked for a vegan only thanksgiving, I would deliver. I feel bad enough eating animals some of the time as a flexitarian. If suggested that the meal should be vegan, I'd follow.

Militantly Vegan Man Tries To Ruin Possibly The Last Thanksgiving With The Whole Family

That argument is null and void: the only reason the cows' methane exists is because human-ish creatures such as yourself insist on raising and killing cows in such despicable ways.

Militantly Vegan Man Tries To Ruin Possibly The Last Thanksgiving With The Whole Family

Do you accept my invite to my party, Anna? As I said, it features Keanu Reeves, Britney Spears, King Charles of the UK plus Kamala Harris. Only cinch is... We will be serving the barbecued human remains of those who we had killed and tortured! Such fun, eh? ... What? You don't wanna come?...

Militantly Vegan Man Tries To Ruin Possibly The Last Thanksgiving With The Whole Family

Would you like to attend my party next weekend? It's the best party in the world, with guests such as Kamala Harris, the King of the UK, Britney Spears, Keanu Reeves, and many more.Wanna come? Only thing is, we'll be eating the barbecued human remains of human murder victims who were tortured and killed. What? You suddenly don't want to come?! How dare you want to opt out, just because we are cannibals, you can bring your own non-cannibal food, and you don't get to tell us that we shouldn't torture and kill people?!

Militantly Vegan Man Tries To Ruin Possibly The Last Thanksgiving With The Whole Family

Don't be so silly, keyboardtek- I used to think you were smart from your comments. Everyone knows that Vegans vote on the left.

Militantly Vegan Man Tries To Ruin Possibly The Last Thanksgiving With The Whole Family

I hope you enjoy the taste of the sentient, thinking, feeling being *just like us* who was raised in a cage where they cannot turn around, and then horrifically slaughtered after a miserable few months. I hope you feel deep down that your meal was worth the torture and death of another sentient being.

Militantly Vegan Man Tries To Ruin Possibly The Last Thanksgiving With The Whole Family

I hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving, I hope the foods are extra delicious when they taste like torture and death.

“Makes My Stomach Turn”: 45 Terrifying True Stories That Are Hard To Believe

at least it's not (unalived)!

LandAhoy • upvoted an item 21 hours ago

Lady In Two Minds After Nurse Saw Her Spider Tattoo And Fled, Wonders Whether To Give Honest Review

LandAhoy • upvoted an item 4 days ago

“Poor Mamma”: The Internet Is Divided Over Family’s Controversial Holiday Card Photo

LandAhoy • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

People Share Horror Stories Of Being Denied Insurance Claims After UnitedHealthcare CEO Attack

I'm so sorry you endured such deep pain and suffering. Your child is cradled in God's loving arms.

Ease Your Migraine With The Soothing Migraine Relief Cap: Experience Instant Relief With This Headache Ice Pack Mask

LandAhoy • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Exclusive: Vegan Activist Tash Peterson Speaks Out After Accusing Vet Of Eating Own Patients

Oh knock it off Stop spreading negativity around here

Exclusive: Vegan Activist Tash Peterson Speaks Out After Accusing Vet Of Eating Own Patients

LandAhoy • upvoted 14 items 1 month ago

Intellectuals Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Were Created Specially For Them

Now place the used cat litter in a [electronics] box, and let the **** take out itself..

People Shared 40 Absolutely Normal Things They Can’t Own Because It’s Illegal Where They Live

Isn't that the stuff that's Cars run on!1!1a /jk

People Shared 40 Absolutely Normal Things They Can’t Own Because It’s Illegal Where They Live

You wouldn’t be sad if your cat left you one as a present, eviscerated in your living room waiting for you to find.

People Shared 40 Absolutely Normal Things They Can’t Own Because It’s Illegal Where They Live

Are you speaking about rats or about humans? Your description could be applied to both.

People Shared 40 Absolutely Normal Things They Can’t Own Because It’s Illegal Where They Live

Wild rates are not pests, they're just wild animals, and a important part of the food chain

Zinaye reply

Swiss law : just one pet guinea pig. It's mandatory to have at least two so they don't get lonely.

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

There's a film in there somewhere.

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

Solvent? 🤓 Cause nothing is solved into the EtOH? Unless you are referring to some solids solved into it...

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

The reply should have been "It is in hexadecimal".

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